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 How does it feel to be you right now?

Post #121 - 08 Aug 2019, 11:37

Sometimes I fell happy. Sometimes I feel sad. Sometimes I feel hot. Sometimes I feel cold. Sometimes I feel larger than Life. Sometimes I feel very very small. So I drink :)
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Post #122 - 20 Aug 2019, 02:53

Funny, that. I was about to post that it's 9:30 and I've got nothing to drink. 1st time in... BOC give me strength. I'm sure this is a mistake and I'll feel like hell in the morning. Don't know what to do, maybe I'll read. :mellow:
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Post #123 - 20 Aug 2019, 17:52

I hope you cracked the seal :)
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Post #124 - 20 Aug 2019, 18:32


He should leave the seals alone. :grrr:
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Post #125 - 21 Aug 2019, 02:10

I saw tinned seal meat in a Maritimes store once. It was delicious, like beef but better. There was something buttery in the texture.
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Post #126 - 21 Aug 2019, 02:19

@FHC- I got through the eighth seal. Not sure where I am right now, to tell the truth.
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Post #127 - 26 Aug 2019, 00:27

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Banzai
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Post #128 - 26 Aug 2019, 03:11

I exist in many places. :whistle:
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Post #129 - 26 Aug 2019, 12:01

FlowerCake - Master of Time and Space :clap:
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Post #130 - 26 Aug 2019, 18:47

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Aug 26, 2019 6:01 am wrote:FlowerCake - Master of Time and Space :clap:


The next step in my evolution is Author of Time and Space. That would be really neat.
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Post #131 - 26 Aug 2019, 22:45

I hope you achieve that plateau and then report you back well & truly :)
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Post #132 - 21 Feb 2020, 23:01

Chuffed. A friend of mine who's an EDL activist has given me 200kg of amphetamines. He bought it in from Germany and probably feels a bit guilty. :snigger:
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Post #133 - 06 May 2020, 19:43

I feel in an overly giddy mood. It's possibly sleep deprivation. But more likely the six double vodkas I had this aftermoon.

I'm extremely pisseds but awake.
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Post #134 - 10 May 2020, 20:46

I'm alert.
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Post #135 - 10 May 2020, 21:07


You're acunt. :huh:
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Post #136 - 10 May 2020, 21:39

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Post #137 - 11 May 2020, 18:43

I think I have poisoned myself with fucking gin.

11 stone 12ib when I weighed myself at the weekend so I have more work to do to get to 11 stone but I now need a belt on my work trousers again so progress has been made.

I watched a church service from Jubilee Christian Centre in Coventry on Sunday. I liked the black singing and the passionate preaching. Then I phoned The Samaritans and spoke to John who likes Philip Larkin and we talked about 'This Be The Verse.' Happy days. :cry2:

Basically I am physically and mentally fucked.

Oh, and Radio 4 have taken my idea for a programme that I suggested to them and have given me no credit for it the cunts. Kelloggs did the same a few years ago when I came across the product in Asda. I wrote to them and they said 'We don't take product suggestions from the public'. They obviously fucking did. Mine!
I wait to see if Screwfix willl shaft me as well. :angry:
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Post #138 - 11 May 2020, 19:53

Happy Jack » Mon May 11, 2020 6:43 pm wrote:I think I have poisoned myself with fucking gin.

11 stone 12ib when I weighed myself at the weekend so I have more work to do to get to 11 stone but I now need a belt on my work trousers again so progress has been made.

I watched a church service from Jubilee Christian Centre in Coventry on Sunday. I liked the black singing and the passionate preaching. Then I phoned The Samaritans and spoke to John who likes Philip Larkin and we talked about 'This Be The Verse.' Happy days. :cry2:

Basically I am physically and mentally fucked.

Oh, and Radio 4 have taken my idea for a programme that I suggested to them and have given me no credit for it the cunts. Kelloggs did the same a few years ago when I came across the product in Asda. I wrote to them and they said 'We don't take product suggestions from the public'. They obviously fucking did. Mine!
I wait to see if Screwfix willl shaft me as well. :angry:

What have you suggested to Screwfix? :rolleyes:
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Post #139 - 11 May 2020, 20:09

Going to bed and listen to The Monday Night Club on Radio 5

Night Night.
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Post #140 - 13 May 2020, 18:25

Absolutely fine know. Fuck that gin (even though I get it for nowt from the brewery). Sticking to beer, cider and white wine from now on for my health's sake. :)
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