[routemaster]

If routemaster's going to be around then I'm going up to London for the day.

Down to London.

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-the-Britis ... -to-London

So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt.

The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...

And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“

routemaster warned for quoting someone who swore excessively.

Dan

Welcome to my day off, you cunt.

[routemaster]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

[Greasy Roads]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts.

[Right Said Fred]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts.

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK.

[routemaster]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts.

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK.

We've got Watford at home tonight, give me my fucking scarf back.

[routemaster]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

They never showed up, despite several calls and texts where they kept apologising and saying they were almost there. By 12:30 I'd had enough, so cancelled. 10 minutes later a knock on the door - two druggy looking cunts in a 17 year old Renault Scenic with a ladder on the roof were there. I told them to fuck off and not come back.

[routemaster]

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak.

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts.

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK.

Tammy's fine.

[Greasy Roads]

I am going to improve my skills by going on the motorway driving course which is being offered by my local police force.

[routemaster]

I am going to improve my skills by going on the motorway driving course which is being offered by my local police force.

This will be the course you go on when you've already got 11 points on your licence through driving like a cunt, and don't want to get banned.

[Right Said Fred]

I am in Blaenavon staying with Sioux's cousin, a former tight head prop who likes a drink. Every story he tells is about alcohol and fighting. His favourite record is Tom Jones in Las Vegas. It is a dystopian nightmare.

[Greasy Roads]

With the passing of Ron Saunders yesterday it's going to be emotional at Villa Park today. It's such a shame we don't have more fitting opposition.

[routemaster]

With the passing of Ron Saunders yesterday it's going to be emotional at Villa Park today. It's such a shame we don't have more fitting opposition.

[Greasy Roads]

With the passing of Ron Saunders yesterday it's going to be emotional at Villa Park today. It's such a shame we don't have more fitting opposition.

It was certainly emotional, but not in the way I expected.

[Greasy Roads]

We will be supporting our Under 23s at Stevenage.

[Phil-ah]

We will be supporting our Under 23s at Stevenage.

They can't be any worse than your over 23s.

[Greasy Roads]

We will be supporting our Under 23s at Stevenage.

They can't be any worse than your over 23s.

[Greasy Roads]

Goalless draw and it's extra time.

[Greasy Roads]

Penalties.

[Priory Jack]

Isn't this actually the under 18s?

[routemaster]

Fucking Villa won, the jammy cunts.

https://www.stevenagefc.com/news/2019/d ... mber-2019/