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Post #501 - 03 Dec 2019, 09:49

dannynomates » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:39 am wrote:
routemaster » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:36 am wrote:

So I'm to accept the ramblings of a Glaswegian lesbian Quaker, a Ben who harps on about trains and a Dan who's obviously just a cunt. :wtf:

The only sensible answer came from a Royal Marines Corporal who had this to say...

And in Middlesbrough, we say “I'm off down to the Big Smoke, a pestilent cesspit of cockney wankers, burned tyres, knife wielding foreigners, and actually fuck it I'm definitely not going down there fuck off!“


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routemaster warned for quoting someone who swore excessively.

Dan


Welcome to my day off, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #502 - 04 Dec 2019, 08:19

I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:
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Post #503 - 04 Dec 2019, 08:28

routemaster » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:19 am wrote:I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts. :villa:
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Post #504 - 04 Dec 2019, 09:09

Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:28 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:19 am wrote:I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts. :villa:

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK. :lcfc:
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Post #505 - 04 Dec 2019, 09:10

Right Said Fred » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:09 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:28 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:19 am wrote:I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts. :villa:

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK. :lcfc:

We've got Watford at home tonight, give me my fucking scarf back. :grrr:
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Post #506 - 04 Dec 2019, 13:57

routemaster » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:19 am wrote:I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:


They never showed up, despite several calls and texts where they kept apologising and saying they were almost there. By 12:30 I'd had enough, so cancelled. 10 minutes later a knock on the door - two druggy looking cunts in a 17 year old Renault Scenic with a ladder on the roof were there. I told them to fuck off and not come back. :grrr:
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Post #507 - 04 Dec 2019, 20:03

Right Said Fred » Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:09 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:28 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:19 am wrote:I'll be stuck here supervising the roofers who are coming round to fix a leak. :mellow:

I'll be going up to that London again to watch the mighty Villa play Chelsea. I hope we stuff them 'cos their fans are all cunts. :villa:

We're going to smash you claret and blue cunts, especially as the useless tosser Ross Barkley is off sick. Hope Tammy's OK. :lcfc:

Tammy's fine. :grin:
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Post #508 - 05 Dec 2019, 08:59

I am going to improve my skills by going on the motorway driving course which is being offered by my local police force. :)
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Post #509 - 05 Dec 2019, 09:38

Greasy Roads » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:59 am wrote:I am going to improve my skills by going on the motorway driving course which is being offered by my local police force. :)

This will be the course you go on when you've already got 11 points on your licence through driving like a cunt, and don't want to get banned. :wanker:
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Post #510 - Today, 07:16

I am in Blaenavon staying with Sioux's cousin, a former tight head prop who likes a drink. Every story he tells is about alcohol and fighting. His favourite record is Tom Jones in Las Vegas. It is a dystopian nightmare. :(
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