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Post #941 - 11 Sep 2020, 07:03

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Bristol Airport bus driver neglected gran in house full of animal filth. :grrr:
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Post #942 - 11 Sep 2020, 07:45

Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 11, 2020 8:03 am wrote:Image

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Bristol Airport bus driver neglected gran in house full of animal filth. :grrr:

Disgusting, and don't get me started on Philip Schofield. :angry:
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Post #943 - 15 Sep 2020, 06:10

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Bus driver leads police to burglar who fled after confronting woman in her home.

Nobody likes a fucking grass. :grrr:
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Post #944 - 15 Sep 2020, 10:15

Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 7:10 am wrote:Image

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Bus driver leads police to burglar who fled after confronting woman in her home.

Nobody likes a fucking grass. :grrr:

He was "taking a break". Like we have breaks long enough to go tracking down burglars. :angry:
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Post #945 - 16 Sep 2020, 06:20

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Bus driver sends woman 'creepy' messages after getting number from track and trace form. :radged:
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Post #946 - 16 Sep 2020, 18:35

Greasy Roads » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:20 am wrote:Image

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Bus driver sends woman 'creepy' messages after getting number from track and trace form. :radged:

It wasn't the bus driver, it was the "ticket seller man" and he was a Wop, so this is ok, is normal.

We Wops are very amorous and love the ladies, a Wop lady would be flattered at my fellow countryman's advances and would fall for his charms. This woman however was, how you say... was frigid. :(
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Post #947 - 16 Sep 2020, 21:57

Woppo » Wed Sep 16, 2020 6:35 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Sep 16, 2020 7:20 am wrote:Image
This woman however was, how you say... was frigid. :(

Well, I've got something in my pants that would thaw her out quick smart!!! :drool:
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Post #948 - 17 Sep 2020, 06:23

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Man named world’s shortest bus driver measuring 4ft 5.6 inches tall .

Perhaps routemaster could get in the Guinness Book of Records for being the biggest cunt driving a bus? :shrug:
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Post #949 - 17 Sep 2020, 19:48

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:23 am wrote:
Perhaps routemaster could get in the Guinness Book of Records for being the biggest cunt driving a bus? :shrug:


There are much bigger bus driving cunts than me. There's one at Redcar who's at least 6 foot 3. :huh:
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Post #950 - 17 Sep 2020, 20:05

routemaster » Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:48 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 17, 2020 7:23 am wrote:
Perhaps routemaster could get in the Guinness Book of Records for being the biggest cunt driving a bus? :shrug:


There are much bigger bus driving cunts than me. There's one at Redcar who's at least 6 foot 3. :huh:

:laugh:
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Post #951 - 18 Sep 2020, 06:28

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 17, 2020 6:23 am wrote:Image

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/guin ... 49156.html

Man named world’s shortest bus driver measuring 4ft 5.6 inches tall .

Perhaps routemaster could get in the Guinness Book of Records for being the biggest cunt driving a bus? :shrug:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4 :huh: :huh:
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Post #952 - 19 Sep 2020, 10:31

An old lady with a little pooch got on the bus this morning in Maryport and asked the driver "Do I need to pay for the dog?" :grin:
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Post #953 - 21 Sep 2020, 06:48

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Paedophile bus driver from Stevenage given increased prison sentence. :clap:
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Post #954 - 21 Sep 2020, 13:19

Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania - bus driver saves passenger's life with Heimlick maneuver

Tennessee, USA - bus driver saves passengers from fire on crashed tanker truck

Manatee County, Florida - school bus driver saves special needs rider suffering a medical emergency


How many lives do accountants save in emergencies? :)
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Post #955 - 21 Sep 2020, 14:45

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Sep 21, 2020 2:19 pm wrote:Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania - bus driver saves passenger's life with Heimlick maneuver

routemaster hangs onto his job with the hindlick manoeuvre. :huh:
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Post #956 - 21 Sep 2020, 15:15

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:45 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Sep 21, 2020 2:19 pm wrote:Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania - bus driver saves passenger's life with Heimlick maneuver

routemaster hangs onto his job with the hindlick manoeuvre. :huh:

You cunt. :grrr:
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Post #957 - 21 Sep 2020, 16:26

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Post #959 - 22 Sep 2020, 08:55

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:48 am wrote:Image

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Paedophile bus driver from Stevenage given increased prison sentence. :clap:

..............increased his sentence to two years and months’ imprisonment.

This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever!! :shake:
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Post #960 - 24 Sep 2020, 06:30

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Sheppey bus driver David Houghton groped Maidstone Crown Court worker to 'check her underwear'. :grrr:
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