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Post #101 - 03 Jul 2020, 17:59

A bit of toast to soak up the booze. I am drinking responsibly. :huh:
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Post #102 - 06 Jul 2020, 15:16

OK. Today is a significant day in my diet. I wore my old work trousers today and they fit! Its a fucking triumph. :clap:

These were the trousers I tried on several weeks ago and could not do them up prompting the diet. I shall be continuing however-my next goal being that they are loose on me requiring a belt. This will act as a buffer against any future weight gain.

This week it is a pea diet.
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Empty a small tin into a bowel. Add some malt vinegar, sea salt and pepper. Pop it in the microwave for 1min 11seconds and presto! There's your meal. 166kcal.
Vary it around a bit with marrowfat, mushy or garden.

Cheap as fuck too.

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Post #103 - 06 Jul 2020, 15:23

Happy Jack » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:16 pm wrote:Empty a small tin into a bowel.

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Post #104 - 06 Jul 2020, 15:24

Empty a small tin into a bowel. Add some malt vinegar. Sea salt and pepper.


Haven't mastered the trick of emptying food directly into my bowels yet... :D
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Post #105 - 06 Jul 2020, 15:27

Greasy Roads » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:16 pm wrote:Empty a small tin into a bowel.

:X


That's for more extreme weight loss. :grin:
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Post #106 - 06 Jul 2020, 15:41

Also for those in a hurry :)

You could probably make a mint with a book & video describing a weight-loss diet.
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Post #107 - 06 Jul 2020, 16:47

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:41 pm wrote:Also for those in a hurry :)

You could probably make a mint with a book & video describing a weight-loss diet.

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Post #108 - 06 Jul 2020, 17:05

Greasy Roads » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:47 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:41 pm wrote:Also for those in a hurry :)

You could probably make a mint with a book & video describing a weight-loss diet.

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I thought your motorcycling days were over, GR. :wtf:
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Post #109 - 06 Jul 2020, 17:08

routemaster » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:05 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:47 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:41 pm wrote:Also for those in a hurry :)

You could probably make a mint with a book & video describing a weight-loss diet.

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I thought your motorcycling days were over, GR. :wtf:

It's an old photo. :(
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Post #110 - 20 Jul 2020, 15:27

I weighed myself this morning. 11 stone 1ib. :)

I am still not eating meals, in fact I have got out of the habit of doing so. Doubt I will ever go back to them.

Another soup week. As well as the spiced up Lentil, I picked up some of these in B&M.
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49p and 90kcal. :yes:
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Post #111 - 20 Jul 2020, 15:59

Greasy Roads » 06 Jul 2020, 16:47 wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:41 pm wrote:Also for those in a hurry :)

You could probably make a mint with a book & video describing a weight-loss diet.

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:D That's Enemalou Harris's Dad :)

Funny how certain behaviors run in a family. From Alabama...could explain this oddity. Still, she's in the country music Hall of Fame, so - Thanks Dad :clap:
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Post #112 - 20 Jul 2020, 16:00

Happy Jack » Mon Jul 20, 2020 4:27 pm wrote:I weighed myself this morning. 11 stone 1ib. :)

I am still not eating meals, in fact I have got out of the habit of doing so. Doubt I will ever go back to them.

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49p and 90kcal. :yes:

Somebody should take a knee to that cunt. :angry:
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Post #113 - 31 Jul 2020, 18:10

A roast chicken.
Bit of Bertolli, sea salt and pepper and a beer.
Delicious. :)
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Post #114 - 31 Jul 2020, 18:41

:drool:
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Post #115 - 31 Jul 2020, 19:26

Happy Jack » Today, 18:10 wrote:A roast chicken.
Bit of Bertolli, sea salt and pepper and a beer.
Delicious. :)
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NO NO NO you absolute cunt. :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
You have defiled my post.

Dan do something. Ban the cunt. And I have mental health issues. This is an abomination. :cry2:
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Post #116 - 31 Jul 2020, 19:28

Happy Jack » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:26 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Today, 18:10 wrote:A roast chicken.
Bit of Bertolli, sea salt and pepper and a beer.
Delicious. :)
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NO NO NO you absolute cunt. :grrr: :grrr: :grrr:
You have defiled my post.

DAN do something. Ban the cunt. And I have mental health issues. This is an abomination. :cry2:

As soon as I get hold of connor the only one getting banned around here is you. Do you have the recipe for the chicken? It looks delicious.

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Post #117 - 31 Jul 2020, 19:36

I can't even look at it. Utter cunts the lot of you you unprincipled meat-eating animal-torturing bastards. :grrr:

Dan, I have lost all respect for you after this sorry episode. :angry:
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Post #118 - 01 Aug 2020, 22:57

Here's a small and cheap meal, Jack.

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Post #119 - 18 Aug 2020, 15:47

Under 11 stone now. 10 stone 13Ib. It's a fucking triumph.
Going to have a small baked potato from my allotment tonight. No evil margarine. Just copious amounts of sea salt.
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Post #120 - 18 Aug 2020, 18:50

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Fuck having a small potato, we had lots of potatoes with lots of meat. :drool:
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