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Post #1201 - 28 Feb 2020, 21:41

routemaster » Fri Feb 28, 2020 8:21 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:00 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:13 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:


How does that work? :wtf:

If someone, like me, says "Routemaster :wanker: , your buses are shit", you could tell your boss that Sonofsmegma says buses are shit. He could tell his boss, and potentially, someone higher up the chain :wanker: could do something about it.

Who could I tell that passengers are shit?

My dad :wanker: ? He wouldn't give a flying fuck.

And if he did give a fuck, what could he effectively do about it anyway? :angry:

Knobend! :grrr: :radged:

A passenger there. :rolleyes:


I detect a bit of 'them and us' here.

You do realise that those pesky customers, you'd have no job? :wanker:


And without us they'd have to fucking walk. :laugh:


So would you. :wanker:

You wouldn't have a bus outside your house to drive about in. Nor a car, without work. :devil:
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Post #1202 - 02 Mar 2020, 02:30

FriedBurger » 28 Feb 2020, 07:26 wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Fri Feb 28, 2020 1:32 am wrote:Image I happen to have another bycicle flask filled with screwdriver in my hand, this very moment, 2.30 AM.

Since i'm hungry, i'm NOT going to drink it while eating a tuna sandwich. :X

What am i supposed to do? Throw it down the sink, or save it in the fridge for tomorrow, breakfast time? :duh:

I'm a bit pissed but why not drink half of it, eat the sandwich, drink the other half and then make some more for tomorrow's breakfast? :wtf:


Bit too complicated...saved it and drank it for breakfast.

Yesternacht i threw it away, though. Some kids made me smoke dumbweed, regrettabilly. Image
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Post #1203 - 03 Mar 2020, 17:25

I had to go to an old person's assessment on my own today. :grrr:
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Post #1204 - 03 Mar 2020, 17:32

Greasy Roads » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:25 pm wrote:I had to go to an old person's assessment on my own today. :grrr:

Has your care worker resigned? :rolleyes:

I guess the result of the assessment was you're a cunt. :grin:
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Post #1205 - 03 Mar 2020, 18:11

routemaster » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:32 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:25 pm wrote:I had to go to an old person's assessment on my own today. :grrr:

Has your care worker resigned? :rolleyes:

I guess the result of the assessment was you're a cunt. :grin:

That cunt Aubrey The Cat In The Hat was meant to be coming with me. :grrr:
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Post #1206 - 03 Mar 2020, 20:46

Greasy Roads » Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:11 pm wrote:
routemaster » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:32 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:25 pm wrote:I had to go to an old person's assessment on my own today. :grrr:

Has your care worker resigned? :rolleyes:

I guess the result of the assessment was you're a cunt. :grin:

That cunt Aubrey The Cat In The Hat was meant to be coming with me. :grrr:

I've got a fucking cold. Do you expect me to sit in a waiting room full of other old crusties and risk infecting them? There's a fucking pandemic going round you know.

Make another appointment and find some other mug to hold your hand, if you can manage that you senile old cunt. :angry:
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Post #1207 - 08 Mar 2020, 07:53

I'm so bored with my life and feel absolutely hopeless I'm 45 years old with no job prospects, skills or training. What an absolute waste of a life.
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Post #1208 - 08 Mar 2020, 07:54

righthard » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:53 am wrote:I'm so bored with my life and feel absolutely hopeless I'm 45 years old with no job prospects, skills or training. What an absolute waste of a life.

It could be worse, at least you're not a bus driver. :huh:
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Post #1209 - 08 Mar 2020, 10:41

righthard » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:53 am wrote:I'm so bored with my life and feel absolutely hopeless I'm 45 years old with no job prospects, skills or training. What an absolute waste of a life.

Life's a cunt and then you die.
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Post #1210 - 08 Mar 2020, 21:18

Divveygoodmod » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:54 am wrote:
righthard » Sun Mar 08, 2020 7:53 am wrote:I'm so bored with my life and feel absolutely hopeless I'm 45 years old with no job prospects, skills or training. What an absolute waste of a life.

It could be worse, at least you're not a bus driver. :huh:

Yes, well. Thank heavens for small mercies!!
May I suggest a change of nick from righthard to softcock..
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Post #1211 - 12 Mar 2020, 18:42

A friend starting radiation therapy next week.
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Post #1212 - 12 Mar 2020, 19:01

FlowerCake » Thu Mar 12, 2020 6:42 pm wrote:A friend starting radiation therapy next week.

:(

Hope it works for him/her, FC.
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Post #1213 - 12 Mar 2020, 19:41

Me too FC.
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Post #1214 - 12 Mar 2020, 20:05

They give him a year. He's only 62 for fuck's sake. Bloody doctors.
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Post #1215 - 12 Mar 2020, 20:59

I hope he exceeds the medicos' estimates.

Tell your friend about Wilko Johnson, given a couple of months to live 10 years ago, and he's one of the 3% who survived pancreatic cancer.

Good luck to your friend.
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Post #1216 - 12 Mar 2020, 21:08

Thanks guys. I shouldn't have said anything but sometimes you've got to vent.
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Post #1217 - 12 Mar 2020, 21:12

FlowerCake » Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:08 pm wrote:Thanks guys. I shuoldn't have said anything but sometimes you've got to vent.

Shouldn't. :huh:

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Post #1218 - 13 Mar 2020, 13:35

dannynomates » Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:12 pm wrote:
FlowerCake » Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:08 pm wrote:Thanks guys. I shuoldn't have said anything but sometimes you've got to vent.

Shouldn't. :huh:

Dan

Should not.
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Post #1219 - 13 Mar 2020, 13:39

FlowerCake » Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:35 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Mar 12, 2020 4:12 pm wrote:
FlowerCake » Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:08 pm wrote:Thanks guys. I shuoldn't have said anything but sometimes you've got to vent.

Shouldn't. :huh:

Dan

Should not.

That would also have been acceptable.

FlowerCake warned for trying to be clever and get one over on me.

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Post #1220 - 16 Mar 2020, 19:38

I've just been in Morrisons. I saw a guy whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people are panic buying.

I don't often lose my rag but I called him a selfish cunt, gave him a low down about the elderly and mums etc who need these types of things. I told him he should be fucking ashamed of himself! :grrr:

He said: “Can I carry on stocking the shelves now?”
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