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Post #421 - 10 Feb 2020, 09:17

Why won't the doctor's answer the phone? :duh:
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Post #422 - 10 Feb 2020, 09:23

Because they know it's you calling :grrr:

Actually I feel bad as I'm going to have to try to be nice to Routemaster for a change :angry:
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Post #423 - 10 Feb 2020, 10:50

routemaster » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:17 am wrote:Why won't the doctor's answer the phone? :duh:

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I don't know, why won't the doctor's answer the phone?
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Post #424 - 10 Feb 2020, 11:04

Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:50 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:17 am wrote:Why won't the doctor's answer the phone? :duh:

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I don't know, why won't the doctor's answer the phone?

Because it's the receptionist's job. :grin:
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Post #425 - 10 Feb 2020, 11:09

Country Bloke » Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:04 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:50 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:17 am wrote:Why won't the doctor's answer the phone? :duh:

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I don't know, why won't the doctor's answer the phone?

Because it's the receptionist's job. :grin:

That would only be the answer if the question was, "Why won't the doctor answer the phone?"

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Post #426 - 12 Feb 2020, 08:33

Wednesday 12th February

Off Sick - Day 1 of Get Well Soon and Get Back To Work

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Post #427 - 13 Feb 2020, 09:34

Thursday 13th February

Off Sick - Day 2 of fuck know how many

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Post #428 - 13 Feb 2020, 09:58

Greasy Roads » Thu Feb 13, 2020 8:34 am wrote:Thursday 13th February

Off Sick - Day 2 of fuck know how many

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Post #429 - 14 Feb 2020, 08:36

Friday 14th February

Off Sick - Day 3 of fuck knows how many

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Post #430 - 14 Feb 2020, 08:58

Greasy Roads » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:36 am wrote:Friday 14th February

Off Sick - Day 3 of fuck knows how many

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I'll deal with this shit in a bit, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #431 - 14 Feb 2020, 19:18

Greasy Roads » Fri Feb 14, 2020 7:36 am wrote:Friday 14th February

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Post #432 - 15 Feb 2020, 09:44

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Post #433 - 15 Feb 2020, 11:34

Hopefully today...his bus needs some exercise. :grrr:
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Post #434 - 15 Feb 2020, 11:43

Sonofsmegma » Sat Feb 15, 2020 10:34 am wrote:Hopefully today...his bus needs some exercise. :grrr:

I'll be off work for at least three weeks, you cunt, :devil:
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Post #435 - 15 Feb 2020, 12:12

:grrr:

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Post #436 - 16 Feb 2020, 08:21

Sunday 16th February

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Post #437 - 17 Feb 2020, 08:54

Monday 17th February

Off Sick - Day 6 His passengers need him and we don't

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Post #438 - 18 Feb 2020, 08:58

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Post #439 - 18 Feb 2020, 10:16

Greasy Roads » Tue Feb 18, 2020 7:58 am wrote:Tuesday 18th February

Off Sick - Day 7, the lead-swinging cunt.

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And I shall be plumboscillating until at least March 8th, you cunt. :radged:

Edit: Day 9 today I think. :fu:
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Post #440 - 19 Feb 2020, 08:50

Wednesday 19th February

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