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Post #1021 - 21 Sep 2019, 21:09

Greasy Roads » Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:16 pm wrote:Image

I had a distressing message from Sioux this morning saying that she and Right Said Fred were settling her son in at Warwick University this afternoon and could I look after Fred for the afternoon? As distasteful as it was I took the wife-beating cunt to Kenilworth Rugby Club where we watched the hosts beat Whitchurch by a considerable margin in glorious sunshine. I felt soiled by the time I dropped him off and I just pray she gets home safely. :(

Why has he got a glass of urine in his hand?
No time to stop?
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Post #1022 - 22 Sep 2019, 06:17

Mushshrooms » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:09 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:16 pm wrote:Image

I had a distressing message from Sioux this morning saying that she and Right Said Fred were settling her son in at Warwick University this afternoon and could I look after Fred for the afternoon? As distasteful as it was I took the wife-beating cunt to Kenilworth Rugby Club where we watched the hosts beat Whitchurch by a considerable margin in glorious sunshine. I felt soiled by the time I dropped him off and I just pray she gets home safely. :(

Why has he got a glass of urine in his hand?
No time to stop?

It was some German beer. He never seems to urinate, he's superhuman. :wtf:
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Post #1023 - 22 Sep 2019, 06:35

Greasy Roads » Sun Sep 22, 2019 6:17 am wrote:
Mushshrooms » Sat Sep 21, 2019 10:09 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Sep 21, 2019 6:16 pm wrote:Image

I had a distressing message from Sioux this morning saying that she and Right Said Fred were settling her son in at Warwick University this afternoon and could I look after Fred for the afternoon? As distasteful as it was I took the wife-beating cunt to Kenilworth Rugby Club where we watched the hosts beat Whitchurch by a considerable margin in glorious sunshine. I felt soiled by the time I dropped him off and I just pray she gets home safely. :(

Why has he got a glass of urine in his hand?
No time to stop?

It was some German beer.


Amounts to the same thing.....
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Post #1024 - 22 Sep 2019, 08:17

I've been sent to Coventry. Shit. :(
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Post #1025 - 22 Sep 2019, 10:14

Right Said Fred » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:17 am wrote:I've been sent to Coventry. Shit. :(


Could be worse places. When I visited a couple of years ago, really enjoyed the museums, cathedral is nice, and the whole place has a bit of a medieval atmosphere about it, something I quite liked, having an interest in medieval history generally.
Hope you enjoy your stay.
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Post #1026 - 22 Sep 2019, 10:42

Mushshrooms » Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:14 am wrote:
Right Said Fred » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:17 am wrote:I've been sent to Coventry. Shit. :(


Could be worse places. When I visited a couple of years ago, really enjoyed the museums, cathedral is nice, and the whole place has a bit of a medieval atmosphere about it, something I quite liked, having an interest in medieval history generally.
Hope you enjoy your stay.

Sioux picked me up from a pub in Warwick yesterday, but I insisted on stopping at every pub en route. Thus we have got this far.

Most of the medieval bits were bombed to fuck during the war, so it's all ugly concrete now. Lots of pubs though, and druggies, and prostitutes. It's a shithole. Sioux loves it. :(
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Post #1027 - 24 Sep 2019, 20:24

After Coventry, Sioux and I had a terrible row in the car and she threw me out at the Pig & Ferret in Digbeth.

I'm now very busy trying to hitch back to Cumbria up the M6. Only one car has stopped, the driver took one look at me, called me a wife beating cunt and fucked off again.

I'm quite distraught, I need to get back to post my football predictions. :(
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Post #1028 - 29 Sep 2019, 19:39

Steve Bruce is a useless cunt. :radged:
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Post #1029 - 03 Oct 2019, 06:05

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32061822

Support for the death penalty has dropped below 50% and I'm worried that in the really unlikely case that there was a referendum about it that restoration would be defeated. If this happened I wouldn't be able to write endless posts saying why this would be a bad thing.

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Post #1030 - 03 Oct 2019, 21:45

The reading glasses I nicked from lost property six months ago broke today. :wtf:

As if that's not enough, the pair I nicked today to replace them are fucking bi-focals. :grrr:
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Post #1031 - 03 Oct 2019, 22:09

[1] Reading glasses here are very inexpensive and come in magnification from 1.25 up to 4, going 0.25 per step.
[2] I keep a pair in each room of the house so i don't have to carry a pair around - how's that for being - what? - picky? over safe? stupid?
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Post #1032 - 03 Oct 2019, 22:20

They're inexpensive here too, it's just easier to nick them from lost property. :lol:
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Post #1033 - 03 Oct 2019, 22:25

smarter and cheaper too! :)
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Post #1034 - 04 Oct 2019, 09:31

Sioux had to be rushed to hospital last night with chest pains and pain in her right arm. There was no bed available, and after many hours of stress and agitation, I could take it no more and took her back home. I can just about cope with posting my predictions but I'm exhausted and need my breakfast cooking. :(
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Post #1035 - 04 Oct 2019, 11:41

Right Said Fred » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:31 am wrote:Sioux had to be rushed to hospital last night with chest pains and pain in her right arm. There was no bed available, and after many hours of stress and agitation, I could take it no more and took her back home. I can just about cope with posting my predictions but I'm exhausted and need my breakfast cooking. :(

You now need to prove to us that you didn't cause all this.

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Post #1036 - 04 Oct 2019, 14:48

dannynomates » Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:41 pm wrote:
Right Said Fred » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:31 am wrote:Sioux had to be rushed to hospital last night with chest pains and pain in her right arm. There was no bed available, and after many hours of stress and agitation, I could take it no more and took her back home. I can just about cope with posting my predictions but I'm exhausted and need my breakfast cooking. :(

You now need to prove to us that you didn't cause all this.

Dan

I don't need to prove anything, I love my wife and she loves me. She has been very ill for many months. But I am tired as I have to go to work so I hope my dinner will be ready when I get in or it'll be an ashtray in her face. I love fucking fucking love that woman. :wub:
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Post #1037 - 05 Oct 2019, 21:01

Midwife says I could "drop the sprog" any time now. :D

I could have sworn it was twins, oh this is horrible. :cry2:
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Post #1038 - 06 Oct 2019, 06:51

I hope you enjoy your child as much as I enjoy my daughter.

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Post #1039 - 09 Oct 2019, 08:35

I've been on a Buddhist Meditation Retreat where I suffered a thrombosis after staying in the lotus position too long. :(
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Post #1040 - 09 Oct 2019, 08:35

Freddie And The Dreamers Fuck Off » Wed Oct 09, 2019 9:35 am wrote:I've been on a Buddhist Meditation Retreat where I suffered a thrombosis after staying in the lotus position too long. :(

Karma. :huh:
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