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Post #221 - **04 Jul 2019, 09:30**

Mushshrooms » Thu Jul 04, 2019 10:15 am wrote:‘Breatharian’ claims she lives on oxygen and fasts for 97 days

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/28/breathar ... -10083766/

Being a "Breatharian" means she'd probably have enough spare breath to blow me.

I am becoming sick and tired of the continual sexist attitudes that are infecting my forum, and I will not have it.

Mushshrooms warned for blatant sexism.

I need to look up this "breatharian" thing, I shall Google it and find more pictures.

Dan

Post #222 - **06 Jul 2019, 09:26**

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... China.html

Tiger kills bus driver.

Post #223 - **06 Jul 2019, 12:11**

Jim Skidder » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:26 am wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... China.html

Tiger kills bus driver.

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire. :rolleyes:

Post #224 - **06 Jul 2019, 12:14**

routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:26 am wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... China.html

Tiger kills bus driver.

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire.

Doesn't mean it shouldn't do. :grrr:

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out... :devil:

Post #225 - **06 Jul 2019, 13:34**

Sonofsmegma » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:14 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:26 am wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... China.html

Tiger kills bus driver.

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire.

Doesn't mean it shouldn't do.

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out...

I'm not driving in Teesside you brain dead cunt. :grrr:

Post #226 - **06 Jul 2019, 14:06**

routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:34 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:14 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:11 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Sat Jul 06, 2019 10:26 am wrote:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldn ... China.html

Tiger kills bus driver.

Tell Sonofsmegma it doesn't happen in North Yorkshire.

Doesn't mean it shouldn't do.

But if it happened in Teesside you'd need to watch out...

I'm not driving in Teesside you brain dead cunt.

Not driving helpless passengers who've waited for hours for you to turn up in your bus there doesn't mean you don't live there. :grrr:

Post #227 - **08 Jul 2019, 16:58**

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/rescuers ... -10131425/

Rescuers learn that the ‘exotic’ bird they found was actually a seagull covered in curry. :shrug:

Post #228 - **10 Jul 2019, 06:12**

https://news.sky.com/story/headbanging- ... d-11759035

Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.

Post #229 - **10 Jul 2019, 06:14**

StuckupPercy » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:12 am wrote:

https://news.sky.com/story/headbanging- ... d-11759035

Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.

Oooh that is funny StuckupPercy, I love talking birds.

Post #230 - **10 Jul 2019, 06:15**

Amber » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:14 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Wed Jul 10, 2019 7:12 am wrote:

https://news.sky.com/story/headbanging- ... d-11759035

Headbanging parrot Snowball knows 14 different dance moves, scientists find.

Oooh that is funny StuckupPercy, I love talking birds.

Yes I heard you'd had a cockatoo. :huh:

Post #231 - **16 Jul 2019, 06:00**

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/08/uncle-fa ... -10131962/

Uncle Fatty the obese monkey goes missing after falling off the wagon.

Post #232 - **17 Jul 2019, 06:43**

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2019/07/16 ... 6805/?sl=1

Firefighters and animal rescuers in Wales came to the assistance of a seagull that was impaled on a rooftop TV antenna.

Post #233 - **21 Jul 2019, 05:37**

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-ma ... -10077649/

Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here. :huh:

Post #234 - **21 Jul 2019, 19:57**

StuckupPercy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:37 am wrote:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-ma ... -10077649/

Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here.

Probably the same bloke we spotted walking through Whitby at 7:30 yesterday morning wearing a t-shirt. Just a t-shirt, I shit you not. :wtf:

Post #235 - **21 Jul 2019, 21:21**

routemaster » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:57 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:37 am wrote:

https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/26/naked-ma ... -10077649/

Naked man riding scooter in heatwave tells German police ‘it’s too hot’.

Insert helmet joke here.

Probably the same bloke we spotted walking through Whitby at 7:30 yesterday morning wearing a t-shirt. Just a t-shirt, I shit you not.

I would say there's a negligible probability of it being the same person. You're lucky not to get a warning for this.

Dan

Post #236 - **24 Jul 2019, 06:11**

https://news.sky.com/story/canadian-pol ... r-11768364

Canadian police have apologised after a cat filter was used during a Facebook live-streaming of a news conference about a double murder, which gave the presiding officer whiskers and ears. :wtf:

Post #237 - **27 Jul 2019, 05:35**

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/cocaine-un ... 019-07-17/

Passenger from Colombia fails to fool Spanish police with his cocaine-under-the-toupee trick. :wtf:

Post #238 - **05 Aug 2019, 06:28**

[img]https://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/5beb5f951f0000fb042635e1.jpeg?ops=scalefit_960_noupscale[img]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/farting- ... 698c441405

Suspect’s Loud Fart Helps Police Sniff Out His Hiding Place.

Post #239 - **06 Aug 2019, 06:20**

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/ ... ak-attempt

Brazil gang leader dresses up as teenage daughter in jailbreak attempt.

Post #240 - **09 Aug 2019, 06:53**

https://metro.co.uk/2019/08/05/woman-fi ... -10519433/

Woman finds weird note on her car asking for her used knickers.