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Post #381 - 03 Mar 2019, 10:15

You're right routemaster and now I'm scared.

Warning to Greasy Roads for intimidating me into warning another member.

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Post #382 - 03 Mar 2019, 11:50

dannynomates » Sun Mar 03, 2019 10:15 am wrote:You're right routemaster and now I'm scared.

Warning to Greasy Roads for intimidating me into warning another member.

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FFS. :grrr:
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Post #383 - 07 Mar 2019, 08:17

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... g-bus.html

Incredible moment a bus driver 'sends texts, makes phone calls and WRITES POETRY on a notepad' while behind the wheel. :grrr:
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Post #384 - 07 Mar 2019, 08:23

^^^
I really hate my fucking job,
I'm always having shunts,
This fucking bus is a piece of shit,
And my passengers are cunts.
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Post #385 - 07 Mar 2019, 09:05

I'm half way down the A66,
It really is quite boring.
I thought I'd post a line on here
To stop me fucking snoring.
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Post #386 - 08 Mar 2019, 07:37

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Cyclist in Dublin Bus crash: ‘I was extremely lucky’: Bill Murphy was hit from behind by a Dublin Bus after driver fell unconscious at the wheel.

If the bus driver had remained alert he could have nailed the grinning, lycra-wearing cunt. :grrr:
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Post #387 - 12 Mar 2019, 07:02

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A school bus driver who told students to “go fuck yourselves” before abandoning them along with her vehicle has been charged with 26 counts of endangering children and one of drink driving. :grrr:
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Post #388 - 17 Mar 2019, 09:13

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Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:
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Post #389 - 17 Mar 2019, 10:51

Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

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Post #390 - 17 Mar 2019, 11:41

dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

Dan

It's a library photo, something you should know all about. :huh:
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Post #391 - 17 Mar 2019, 12:21

Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:41 am wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

Dan

It's a library photo, something you should know all about. :huh:

Then it's a very poor library photo. I have researched this and it's an image of an accident that occurred on Xmas Eve 2015 in Peterborough town centre. The angle of the photo belies the location as it looks like a residential area, but it is an office rather than a home that the bus has been driven into. Such shoddy choice of photograph for an accident in Kilbirnie at the junction of the A760 and B784 would not be acceptable in my library.

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Post #392 - 17 Mar 2019, 19:20

dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:21 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:41 am wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

Dan

It's a library photo, something you should know all about. :huh:

Then it's a very poor library photo. I have researched this and it's an image of an accident that occurred on Xmas Eve 2015 in Peterborough town centre. The angle of the photo belies the location as it looks like a residential area, but it is an office rather than a home that the bus has been driven into. Such shoddy choice of photograph for an accident in Kilbirnie at the junction of the A760 and B784 would not be acceptable in my library.

Dan

The point is that bus drivers should be fucking flogged. The photo subject is immaterial. :bang:
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Post #393 - 17 Mar 2019, 20:24

Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:20 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:21 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:41 am wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

Dan

It's a library photo, something you should know all about. :huh:

Then it's a very poor library photo. I have researched this and it's an image of an accident that occurred on Xmas Eve 2015 in Peterborough town centre. The angle of the photo belies the location as it looks like a residential area, but it is an office rather than a home that the bus has been driven into. Such shoddy choice of photograph for an accident in Kilbirnie at the junction of the A760 and B784 would not be acceptable in my library.

Dan

The point is that bus drivers should be fucking flogged. The photo subject is immaterial. :bang:

A tad barbaric surely? After all we still have no evidence the bus driver was to blame, it could equally be the car driver at fault. And even if it was the bus driver who caused the accident, flogging is hardly a humane punishment. We are talking Kilbirnie here not Kabul.

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Post #394 - 17 Mar 2019, 20:54

dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 8:24 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 7:20 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 12:21 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 11:41 am wrote:
dannynomates » Sun Mar 17, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Mar 17, 2019 9:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.ardrossanherald.com/news/17 ... kilbirnie/

Bus driver suffers whiplash following crash with a car in Kilbirnie.

It's about time these cunts received a proper punishment. :clap:


a road traffic collision involving a double decker and a Ford Fiesta on the A760 at the junction with the B784


I'm not an expert on these matters, but that image you posted looks for all the world like a single decker and a Kia Sportage at the junction of someone's front garden.

Dan

It's a library photo, something you should know all about. :huh:

Then it's a very poor library photo. I have researched this and it's an image of an accident that occurred on Xmas Eve 2015 in Peterborough town centre. The angle of the photo belies the location as it looks like a residential area, but it is an office rather than a home that the bus has been driven into. Such shoddy choice of photograph for an accident in Kilbirnie at the junction of the A760 and B784 would not be acceptable in my library.

Dan

The point is that bus drivers should be fucking flogged. The photo subject is immaterial. :bang:

A tad barbaric surely? After all we still have no evidence the bus driver was to blame, it could equally be the car driver at fault. And even if it was the bus driver who caused the accident, flogging is hardly a humane punishment. We are talking Kilbirnie here not Kabul.

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Post #395 - 19 Mar 2019, 12:01

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Chelmsford bus gate issued whopping 37,000 fines in less than a year, making the council at least £1.2 million in fines.

The robbing cunts. :grrr:
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Post #396 - 20 Mar 2019, 07:38

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East Yorkshire has jobs for bus drivers in Hull and you don't need any experience.

The job advert states the bus driver's key responsibilities are: "Providing the cheerful and friendly face of the company, greeting passengers courteously and treating everyone with respect and dignity." :laugh:
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Post #397 - 20 Mar 2019, 09:28

Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 20, 2019 7:38 am wrote:
https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/jo ... ll-2662371

East Yorkshire has jobs for bus drivers in Hull and you don't need any experience.

The job advert states the bus driver's key responsibilities are: "Providing the cheerful and friendly face of the company, greeting passengers courteously and treating everyone with respect and dignity." :laugh:


I know a bloke who works for the Scarborough depot, he's the most cynical twisted bastard I've ever met, very funny though. :grin:


After the probationary period of around six months, pay is £9.50 per hour, with overtime at a basic plus £1.80 per hour. With overtime, you could earn around £20k per year.

They should go on strike over that pittance. :angry:
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Post #398 - 26 Mar 2019, 22:20

I saw this earlier, seems that old man Greasy Roads wasn't on the ball. :angry:

Bus driver 'misjudges' Wallasea Island flood water
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-englan ... lood-water

Why can't a freak flood catch Routemaster :wanker: :angry: when he's driving his fucking bus home, and carry him out to sea? :grrr:
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Post #399 - 26 Mar 2019, 22:26

Sonofsmegma » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:20 pm wrote:
Why can't a freak flood catch Routemaster :wanker: :angry: when he's driving his fucking bus home, and carry him out to sea? :grrr:


Because they close the road at Sandsend when the high tide is crashing over the road to prevent such calamities happening, you thick twat. :fu:

Plus I don't take the coast road home anyway, and especially not in a bus. :wanker:
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Post #400 - 26 Mar 2019, 22:31

Sonofsmegma » Tue Mar 26, 2019 10:20 pm wrote:I saw this earlier, seems that old man Greasy Roads wasn't on the ball. :angry:

Bus driver 'misjudges' Wallasea Island flood water
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-englan ... lood-water

Why can't a freak flood catch Routemaster :wanker: :angry: when he's driving his fucking bus home, and carry him out to sea? :grrr:

Good spot SoS, bus drivers are such cunts. :wanker:
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