[StickupPercy]

This week's teasers:

Monday - Roy has reservations booked for his training course in Syria

Tuesday - It's judgement day for Brian following ten pints of Kestrel Super and a prawn naga

Wednesday - It's all change for Alistair, much to Ruairi's pleasure

Thursday - There's a guest at Brookfield, a guest of your memory

Friday - Elizabeth is forced to confront the truth as Philip drinks all her gin and takes the Freelander out for a spin

Sunday - Emma's attempts to help Alistair change back backfire causing her to choke to death

[Greasy Roads]

Tonight the steam iron broke and Roy got limescale on his shirt.

[jihadkelly]

Tonight the steam iron broke and Roy got limescale on his shirt.

The prophecy StickupPercy gave above was correct then, Roy will go to Syria for his ISIS training, then return and declare a fatwa on Morphy Richards.

[Greasy Roads]

Tonight the steam iron broke and Roy got limescale on his shirt.

The prophecy StickupPercy gave above was correct then, Roy will go to Syria for his ISIS training, then return and declare a fatwa on Morphy Richards.

There's nobody called that in The Archers mate.

[routemaster]

Tonight the steam iron broke and Roy got limescale on his shirt.

The prophecy StickupPercy gave above was correct then, Roy will go to Syria for his ISIS training, then return and declare a fatwa on Morphy Richards.

There's nobody called that in The Archers mate.

[Greasy Roads]

Brian Aldridge fined £120,000.

[T. Totale]

Brian Aldridge fined £120,000.

They should have locked the Tory cunt up and thrown the key away.

[routemaster]

Brian Aldridge fined £120,000.

They should have locked the Tory cunt up and thrown the key away.

They're the fucking worst, especially after a skinful of Kestrel Super and a prawn naga.

[Starsky-Jalfrezi]

Funnily enough Brian is one of the characters I could least throttle these days, now that's saying something.

[Greasy Roads]

Funnily enough Brian is one of the characters I could least throttle these days, now that's saying something.

No sympathy for poor, mad Elizabeth?

[Starsky-Jalfrezi]

Funnily enough Brian is one of the characters I could least throttle these days, now that's saying something.

No sympathy for poor, mad Elizabeth?

Not after the way she spoke to Bert Fry.

[Greasy Roads]

Funnily enough Brian is one of the characters I could least throttle these days, now that's saying something.

No sympathy for poor, mad Elizabeth?

Not after the way she spoke to Bert Fry.

That will blow over, Bert will write a poem about it.

[Greasy Roads]

I really like Elizabeth,
Her back, her sides, her front.
I'm sorry that I pestered her,
I acted like a cunt.

[The Cocteau Twins]

Too late Bert, I don't like ye,
In fact it's turned tae hate.
Your wee rhyme doesnae change things,
Ye can go and masturbate.

[Greasy Roads]

Too late Bert, I don't like ye,
In fact it's turned tae hate.
Your wee rhyme doesnae change things,
Ye can go and masturbate.

The last jock in The Archers abandoned poor pregnant Elizabeth at a motorway service station. It's just what you people are like.

[Gruff]

Too late Bert, I don't like ye,
In fact it's turned tae hate.
Your wee rhyme doesnae change things,
Ye can go and masturbate.

The last jock in The Archers abandoned poor pregnant Elizabeth at a motorway service station. It's just what you people are like.

The proddy cunt.