I've had many, all in middle management. My climb up the various company's career ladders gave me the wealth and ability to retire at 36 and enjoy a lifestyle of travel, photography, fine dining and expensive wines. I also procured a fuel efficient yet performance enhanced BMW from the various golden handshakes I was given. Of course I would never mention these obviously marvellous achievements to anyone, I am after all from a humble upbringing on a council estate in Merthyr Tydfil, but clearly you can see I have done jolly well for myself.
