[DJLash]

How many jobs have you had? Do you move around or stay at the same place?

[Gazza]

None of course. I've got my benefits and I send Emma out to earn pin money.

[Right Said Fred]

I've never had a job because I've never wanted one.

[dannynomates]

I've only had one job in the library where I now work. These may mean I've had no experience of life whatsoever but I try and project a different image by looking stuff up in books and on the internet.

Dan

[Slushy]

I've had many, all in middle management. My climb up the various company's career ladders gave me the wealth and ability to retire at 36 and enjoy a lifestyle of travel, photography, fine dining and expensive wines. I also procured a fuel efficient yet performance enhanced BMW from the various golden handshakes I was given. Of course I would never mention these obviously marvellous achievements to anyone, I am after all from a humble upbringing on a council estate in Merthyr Tydfil, but clearly you can see I have done jolly well for myself.

[Greasy Roads]

10ish I think both in the public and private sectors. I'm retired now and I have to rely on people like routemaster to fund my pension which is actually pretty gratifying.

[routemaster]

10ish I think both in the public and private sectors. I'm retired now and I have to rely on people like routemaster to fund my pension which is actually pretty gratifying.

You cunt.

[A Worthless Man]

Too many to count. I work in the public sector but my current job is hanging by a thread. I'm sure I'll be next for the axe.

[StuckupPercy]

I'm currently looking for my 32nd. My CEO sacked me yesterday after I called him a useless cunt.

[Amber]

Maybe five or six? I'm currently working part time as a barmaid at The White Swan in Stokesley. My Dad is a regular there and is friends with the landlord, so I think he had a cheeky word and got me in. It's a nice little pub, but I was shocked to read some disparaging comments on Trip Advisor.

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g2161235-d3836976-Reviews-The_White_Swan-Stokesley_North_Yorkshire_England.html

[FlowerCake]

35+ jobs with no progression.

[Big Vern]

Thousands, but we'll say no more.

[Greasy Roads]

Thousands, but we'll say no more.

I was like that - the grass is always greener.

[Big Vern]

You calling me a grass you caaaant?

[Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ]

Before I was 18, I had several jobs that paid no more than Uncle Scrooge gave to Huey, Dewey, or Louie. I didn't move.
After 18, I had one job and moved around a lot.

[Jim Skidder]

Before I was 18, I had several jobs that paid no more than Uncle Scrooge gave to Huey, Dewey, or Louie. I didn't move.
After 18, I had one job and moved around a lot.

And what was you line of work, if you don't mind me asking?

[Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ]

One of the jobs I had was in a building that was prominently featured in a John Waters movie.