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Post #41 - 11 Mar 2021, 10:02

Happy Jack » 07 Mar 2021, 14:30 wrote:Image

Today I wrote a poem about the cunt.

Ode to a cunt


The cunt loved his car
The cunt loved his cat
The cunt loved The Villa
The cunt loved The Fall

The cunt loved his coffee machine
The cunt loved his son
The cunt loved his website and he loved to abuse routemaster
The cunt loved hedgehogs

The cunt loved cricket
The cunt loved to drive fast
The cunt loved Worcester Cathedral
The cunt loved Johnny Cash

The cunt loved life

And we loved the cunt.
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Post #42 - 17 Mar 2021, 23:31

I'm not sure if anyone is familiar with these...

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I think they're brilliant. :lol: :clap:
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Post #43 - 18 Mar 2021, 12:56

routemaster » Yesterday, 23:31 wrote:I'm not sure if anyone is familiar with these...

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Profile/M ... 0862e3b5ed

I think they're brilliant. :lol: :clap:


:lol: Thanks for posting.

I do miss the cunt. :(
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Post #44 - 23 Mar 2021, 12:51

I will be wearing this t-shirt that the cunt gave me when I was staying with him. I can't remember why, but he did. I must have needed it. :rolleyes:

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I know he didn't drink, but I will be toasting him today. He supplied me with wine on my stay. A great man. :drink:
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Post #45 - 23 Mar 2021, 12:58

Happy Jack » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:51 pm wrote: He supplied me with wine on my stay. A great man. :drink:

You stole it from his fridge, you cunt. :angry:
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Post #46 - 23 Mar 2021, 13:36

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Post #47 - 23 Mar 2021, 13:39

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The Holte End, Villa Park, the game we went to in 2019.
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Post #48 - 23 Mar 2021, 13:39

StuckupPercy » 40 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Mar 23, 2021 12:51 pm wrote: He supplied me with wine on my stay. A great man. :drink:

You stole it from his fridge, you cunt. :angry:


I borrowed it. :rolleyes:
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Post #49 - 23 Mar 2021, 13:40

He was ok with it when I fessed up. He underestood.
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Post #50 - 23 Mar 2021, 14:47

That was a lovely service and some nice tributes were made.

RIP Greasy Roads.


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Post #51 - 23 Mar 2021, 16:43

RIP GR

[that was the 2nd album I ever bought- of course in the USA it was on Sun and was his second album after Hot and Blue Guitar]
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Post #52 - 23 Mar 2021, 16:52

Rest in peace, Greasy.
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Post #53 - 23 Mar 2021, 16:52

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:43 pm wrote:RIP GR

[that was the 2nd album I ever bought- of course in the USA it was on Sun and was his second album after Hot and Blue Guitar]

They played Ghost Riders In The Sky at the end of the ceremony.

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Post #54 - 23 Mar 2021, 16:59

That was a nice touch and a wonderful choice.
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Post #55 - 23 Mar 2021, 18:07

As we sped away I reached for the non-existent seatbelt.

'Isn't that illegal?' I said
'i don't give a fuck Dave!' he replied

Legend!!
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Post #56 - 24 Mar 2021, 11:22



At least he sorted that fucking fence before he went. :yes:
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Post #57 - 24 Mar 2021, 11:33

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Post #58 - 24 Mar 2021, 12:10

Happy Jack » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:22 am wrote:


At least he sorted that fucking fence before he went. :yes:

It wasn’t his fucking fence! :grrr:
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Post #59 - 24 Mar 2021, 13:39

It was his side of the fence.
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Post #60 - 25 Mar 2021, 08:03

GR was an early riser as you will know by his morning posts. He had a camera trained on his garden and he had a hedgehog feeder.

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In the morning he would look at the night's footage. :)
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