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Post #21 - 14 Sep 2020, 20:58

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:24 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:17 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement, the Russell Hobbs one is just a toaster. :huh:

It toasts fucking bread the same as the SMEG does, and the Russell Hobbs kettle boils fucking water for a delicious cup of Kenco. :wanker:

The Kenco might be slightly bearable if you offered your guests a biscuit with it. :radged:

Guests are such ungrateful cunts. :grrr:
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Post #22 - 14 Sep 2020, 22:34

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement,........

Sure does. It states "The owner of me is a dead set wanker". :wanker:
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Post #23 - 14 Sep 2020, 22:58

Mushshrooms » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement,........

Sure does. It states "The owner of me is a dead set wanker". :wanker:

:lol: :clap:
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Post #24 - 15 Sep 2020, 07:12

Mushshrooms » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement,........

Sure does. It states "The owner of me is a dead set wanker". :wanker:

:grrr:
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Post #26 - 15 Sep 2020, 17:13

Greasy Roads » Today, 06:12 wrote:
Mushshrooms » Mon Sep 14, 2020 10:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement,........

Sure does. It states "The owner of me is a dead set wanker". :wanker:

:grrr:


Don't listen to the cunts Greasy. Coffee Philistines. :wanker: I agree toast is toast, but it looks cool as fuck and matches those magnificent SMEG coffee machines. :yes:
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Post #27 - 15 Sep 2020, 17:21

You need the matching kettle.

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Unless you already have one?
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Post #28 - 15 Sep 2020, 17:28

Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

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Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy one tomorrow.
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Post #29 - 15 Sep 2020, 17:31

Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?
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Post #30 - 15 Sep 2020, 17:53

Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?

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You just set it to your size of cup, press the button, and it fills the cup with boiling water. :)
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Post #31 - 15 Sep 2020, 18:12

Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:53 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?

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You just set it to your size of cup, press the button, and it fills the cup with boiling water. :)

Alternatively pour your mugful of water into your regular kettle and boil as normal, while saving yourself £120 (or £52 for the Breville). :huh:
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Post #32 - 15 Sep 2020, 18:25

routemaster » 9 minutes ago wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:53 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?

Image

You just set it to your size of cup, press the button, and it fills the cup with boiling water. :)

Alternatively pour your mugful of water into your regular kettle and boil as normal, while saving yourself £120 (or £52 for the Breville). :huh:


Bollocks. I have just poured a mug of water into my modern Philips kettle (see a photo of it upthread) and it is NOWHERE near the minimum level. :wanker:

Unless you are still boiling your kettle over an open fire? :wtf:
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Post #33 - 15 Sep 2020, 18:36

Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » 9 minutes ago wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:53 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?

Image

You just set it to your size of cup, press the button, and it fills the cup with boiling water. :)

Alternatively pour your mugful of water into your regular kettle and boil as normal, while saving yourself £120 (or £52 for the Breville). :huh:


Bollocks. I have just poured a mug of water into my modern Philips kettle (see a photo upthread) and it is NOWHERE near the minimum level. :wanker:

Unless you are still boiling your kettle over an open fire? :wtf:

Our Russell Hobbs kettle has a marker on the inside which shows the level of one mug, no need for a minimum level. :fu:
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Post #34 - 15 Sep 2020, 18:38

routemaster » Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:12 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:53 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Sep 15, 2020 5:21 pm wrote:You need the matching kettle.

Image :wub:

Unless you already have one?

No, it does look great. I have a Breville which dispenses exactly one mug of boiling water at a time. If Smeg made such a device I'd buy on tomorrow.


That is a great innovation. I hate having to boil too much water for one mug. How's it done? A narrower kettle?

Image

You just set it to your size of cup, press the button, and it fills the cup with boiling water. :)

Alternatively pour your mugful of water into your regular kettle and boil as normal, while saving yourself £120 (or £52 for the Breville). :huh:

Apart from this being bollocks as Happy Jack says, every time you use it you save electricity so it eventually pays for itself. It's very quick as well, 45 seconds for a mug.
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Post #35 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:10

My 93 year old Mum loves Russell Hobbs.

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Post #36 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:13

Russell Hobbs were fucking nutters.

'Russell was in charge of product development, and Hobbs was the sales director. Russell's de facto ultimate safety test for any new product was to pour half a pint of boiling gravy on it.'

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Post #37 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:16

Fucking twats. :wanker:
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Post #38 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:18

Fuck off with your Kenco and Russell Hobbs shit. :huh:
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Post #39 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:19

Russell Hobbs were fucking nutters.

'Russell was in charge of product development, and Hobbs was the sales director. Russell's de facto ultimate safety test for any new product was to pour half a pint of boiling gravy on it.'

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Post #40 - 15 Sep 2020, 19:20

Pearls before swine. :huh:

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