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 Wake up and make the coffee ; expresso yourself

Post #1 - 12 Sep 2020, 11:37

What is your morning routine?

For most of us it involves coffee.
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I make an expresso, lighting a cigarette as the machine gurgles into life.
Then I boil the kettle for a large black coffee (Lavazza intenso) which will have cooled down sufficiently to drink after I have had a shave.
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Post #2 - 12 Sep 2020, 12:35

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I have a long black coffee made with the Aeropress first thing using freshly ground coffee.
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Post #3 - 12 Sep 2020, 12:38

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Mid-morning it's an espresso made with the faithful Smeg.
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Post #4 - 12 Sep 2020, 13:55

My morning routine is tea, cereal, have a go at Routemaster :wanker: on here, or if the cunt is not around (hopefully he's up and at work, as he should be :mutley: ), laugh at the latest jibes at him on the Routemaster's Shift Pattern Thread.

Coffee comes later to spark me up more. Either for thinking about looking for a job, contending with dad :wanker2: being a shit and arguing with the twat, or having a go at Routemaster.

Life during lockdown isn't all bad. :)
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Post #5 - 12 Sep 2020, 14:42

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Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:
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Post #6 - 12 Sep 2020, 15:28

routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:42 pm wrote:Image

Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:

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Post #7 - 12 Sep 2020, 21:11

dannynomates » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:42 pm wrote:Image

Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:

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There's nothing wrong with instant, you coffee snob. I don't need a fucking SMEG machine. :grrr:
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Post #8 - 12 Sep 2020, 23:31

routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:11 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:42 pm wrote:Image

Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:

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There's nothing wrong with instant, you coffee snob. I don't need a fucking SMEG machine. :grrr:

Dead right there's not!!
I for one, can't be fucked dicking about with grinders and percolators and boilers and steamers and all that shit.
And then you just have to clean the fucking mess up afterwards.
Too easy to throw a teaspoon of coffee in a cup, add water, milk and sugar/honey and then drink the stuff.
WTF would anyone want to spend hundreds of pounds on all this garbage just to make a cup of coffee that invariably tastes like fucking bunker oil anyway?
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Post #9 - 13 Sep 2020, 02:49

routemaster » Yesterday, 20:11 wrote:
dannynomates » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:42 pm wrote:Image

Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:

routemaster warned for lowering the tone of the thread.

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There's nothing wrong with instant, you coffee snob. I don't need a fucking SMEG machine. :grrr:


You are wrong and a coffee Philistine. Fuck off with your Nescafe/Kenco shite.:angry:
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Post #10 - 13 Sep 2020, 09:01

Happy Jack » Sun Sep 13, 2020 2:49 am wrote:
routemaster » Yesterday, 20:11 wrote:
dannynomates » Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:42 pm wrote:Image

Nice with a couple of Hob-Nobs. :huh:

routemaster warned for lowering the tone of the thread.

Dan

There's nothing wrong with instant, you coffee snob. I don't need a fucking SMEG machine. :grrr:


You are wrong and a coffee Philistine. Fuck off with your Nescafe/Kenco shite.:angry:

You've spent too much time poncing around in Worcestershire you cunt, you've lost touch with your roots. :wanker:

THis is what you should be drinking, a proper Scottish brew. :huh:

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Post #11 - 13 Sep 2020, 09:43

That 'Camo' label, it might have been unintentional, but it's always looked a bit camo to me. :gay:
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Post #12 - 14 Sep 2020, 18:09

Greasy Roads » 12 Sep 2020, 11:38 wrote:Image

Mid-morning it's an espresso made with the faithful Smeg.


Nice.

I had one in your place and it was great. :)

Is that two different coffee machines or do you need both to make a single cup?

routemaster and his fucking Kenco instant from B&M! :wanker:
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Post #13 - 14 Sep 2020, 18:24

Happy Jack » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:09 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 12 Sep 2020, 11:38 wrote:Image

Mid-morning it's an espresso made with the faithful Smeg.


Nice.

I had one in your pad and it was great. :)

Is that two different coffee machines or do you need both to make a single cup?

routemaster and his fucking Kenco instant from B&M! :wanker:

One's a coffee grinder and the other's an espresso machine. :)
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Post #14 - 14 Sep 2020, 18:31

Greasy Roads » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:09 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 12 Sep 2020, 11:38 wrote:Image

Mid-morning it's an espresso made with the faithful Smeg.


Nice.

I had one in your pad and it was great. :)

Is that two different coffee machines or do you need both to make a single cup?

routemaster and his fucking Kenco instant from B&M! :wanker:

One's a coffee grinder and the other's an espresso machine. :)


But do you need to grind the coffee and put that in the expresso machine?

And you made me a big coffee as I recall. Do you have a 3rd machine? :wtf:
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Post #15 - 14 Sep 2020, 18:35

And I have not forgotten that I owe you a bottle of white wine. :faceslap2:
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Post #16 - 14 Sep 2020, 18:48

Happy Jack » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Sep 14, 2020 6:09 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » 12 Sep 2020, 11:38 wrote:Image

Mid-morning it's an espresso made with the faithful Smeg.


Nice.

I had one in your pad and it was great. :)

Is that two different coffee machines or do you need both to make a single cup?

routemaster and his fucking Kenco instant from B&M! :wanker:

One's a coffee grinder and the other's an espresso machine. :)


But do you need to grind the coffee and put that in the expresso machine?

And you made me a big coffee as I recall. Do you have a 3rd machine? :wtf:

I also have a thing called an Aeropress for making long coffees.

https://www.aeropress.co.uk/

Both that and the espresso machine use freshly ground coffee from the grinder.
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Post #17 - 14 Sep 2020, 19:27

We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:
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Post #18 - 14 Sep 2020, 19:47

routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement, the Russell Hobbs one is just a toaster. :huh:
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Post #19 - 14 Sep 2020, 20:17

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement, the Russell Hobbs one is just a toaster. :huh:

It toasts fucking bread the same as the SMEG does, and the Russell Hobbs kettle boils fucking water for a delicious cup of Kenco. :wanker:
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Post #20 - 14 Sep 2020, 20:24

routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:17 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Sep 14, 2020 7:27 pm wrote:We were in Currys the other week, she wanted a new toaster. I spotted a SMEG toaster - the robbing cunts wanted £179 for it - to toast a round of bread. :grrr:

We bought a Russell Hobbs for £30. It's absolutely fine. :huh:

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The Smeg makes a statement, the Russell Hobbs one is just a toaster. :huh:

It toasts fucking bread the same as the SMEG does, and the Russell Hobbs kettle boils fucking water for a delicious cup of Kenco. :wanker:

The Kenco might be slightly bearable if you offered your guests a biscuit with it. :radged:
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