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 Random Utterances ; Things you have found yourself saying

Post #1 - 01 Apr 2020, 20:53

FUCK THEM!

'I won't play into their hands.'

closely followed by, 'Where's the fucking wine?'
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Post #2 - 01 Apr 2020, 20:55

"Happy Jack banned" might be one very soon.

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Post #3 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:07

I once said that my wife's house was 'shambolic''

I don't know what I was thinking of because, as I recall, she then set fire to my digital radio.

Love her to bits. :yes:
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Post #4 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:13

Ah for the unction of a little mucous membrane :)
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Post #5 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:15

"Where's that fucking goose?" - Rabelais
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Post #6 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:15

Damn, I've ran over a shopping queue. :)
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Post #7 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:32

"What the fuck was that?"

- the Mayor of Hiroshima
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Post #8 - 01 Apr 2020, 21:41

The fucking Fall Forum's fucking fucked again.
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Post #9 - 01 Apr 2020, 22:12

Potty » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:The fucking Fall Forum's fucking fucked again.

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Post #10 - 01 Apr 2020, 22:13

dannynomates » Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:12 pm wrote:
Potty » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:41 pm wrote:The fucking Fall Forum's fucking fucked again.

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Capital P, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #11 - 04 Apr 2020, 10:59

'Let's all laugh at Tottenham, let's all laugh at Tottenham, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha'

On the Underground from Fulham Broadway to Victoria, 19th May 2012 around 10.30pm
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Post #12 - 04 Apr 2020, 11:12

'Let's all kick the Chelsea fans, let's all smash their heads in, ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.

Outside the Allianz Arena, Munich, 19th May 2012, around 11:30pm CEST :)
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Post #13 - 07 Apr 2020, 22:27

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Post #14 - 07 Apr 2020, 22:43

What the fuck is he talking about?

Arrest the cunt!
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Post #15 - 07 Apr 2020, 22:59

Happy Jack » Tue Apr 07, 2020 10:43 pm wrote:What the fuck is he talking about?

Arrest the cunt!

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Post #16 - 24 Apr 2020, 19:13

At work today I found myself involuntarily muttering the following:

"cunts!"

"utter cunts"

"twats"

"fucking twats"

"arseholes"

"fuck off!!'

I was just thinking about stuff going on in my life right now.

Going for a lie down now. :yawn:
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Post #17 - 24 Apr 2020, 19:46

Happy Jack » Fri Apr 24, 2020 7:13 pm wrote:At work today I found myself involuntarily muttering the following:

"cunts!"

"utter cunts"

"twats"

"fucking twats"

"arseholes"

"fuck off!!'

I was just thinking about stuff going on in my life right now.

Going for a lie down now. :yawn:

Here's something for when you're back up again.

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Post #18 - 11 May 2020, 19:30

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No idea what I was going on about.
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Post #19 - 11 May 2020, 20:00

Think it was when I had the virus and could hardly breathe.
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Post #20 - 15 May 2020, 23:07

'I am remarkable'

Said recently when the wife was saying that I had a high opinion of myself.
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