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 Greasy Roads' Magical Mystery Mini-Break ; Here comes the weekend

Post #1 - 07 Feb 2020, 05:39

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Routemaster's been putting in extra shifts to top up my pension and it's the Villa's winter break this weekend, so like the players we're heading off into the wild blue yonder in the trusty BMW. Stay tuned for the whole sorry story.
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Post #2 - 07 Feb 2020, 09:09

So cutting up and tailgating people all the way then :wanker:

Is the 'roadster' off the road? :wtf:

Or too much trouble to keep jacking it up and fixing it all the time in your old age?
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Post #3 - 07 Feb 2020, 13:52

I'm working all weekend to pay for this cunt. :radged:
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Post #4 - 07 Feb 2020, 14:03

If you put your nose at the bottom of the picture and stare hard at the bricks, the word "pussy" appears. Wha? :D
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Post #5 - 07 Feb 2020, 14:04

routemaster » Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:52 pm wrote:I'm working all weekend to pay for this cunt. :radged:

:)
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Post #6 - 07 Feb 2020, 15:52

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:03 pm wrote:If you put your nose at the bottom of the picture and stare hard at the bricks, the word "pussy" appears. Wha? :D

Next door, out of view, lies the vicarage. Dark forces will be at work and my guess is Greasy Roads' cat will not see the end of this road trip. :huh:
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Post #7 - 07 Feb 2020, 16:26

That explains much. :zipped: I shall have no more to say on this subject and I hope his affairs "are in order." :(
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Post #8 - 07 Feb 2020, 17:44

routemaster » Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:52 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Feb 07, 2020 2:03 pm wrote:If you put your nose at the bottom of the picture and stare hard at the bricks, the word "pussy" appears. Wha? :D

Next door, out of view, lies the vicarage. Dark forces will be at work and my guess is Greasy Roads' cat will not see the end of this road trip. :huh:

George is fine you cunt, I've just seen him on CCTV. :angry:
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Post #9 - 07 Feb 2020, 19:09

It's obvious. He's on a drugs run to fund his extravagant lifestyle. Pension my arse.

Just Google 'BMW drugs' and it all makes sense.

https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17 ... raz-fazal/

'i'm not Mr Big'

I wonder who IS then in Worcester?

What a cunt. :angry:
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Post #10 - 07 Feb 2020, 20:55

Happy Jack » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:09 pm wrote:It's obvious. He's on a drugs run to fund his extravagant lifestyle. Pension my arse.

Just Google 'BMW drugs' and it all makes sense.

https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17 ... raz-fazal/

'i'm not Mr Big'

I wonder who IS then in Worcester?

What a cunt. :angry:


That bastard should have his ears pulled off. What type of idiot drives an M3 on the M5???
I'd like to see a law that requires anyone driving one of these shitbox M series BMW's, to only drive them on the motorway which has the same designation as their pile of junk motor vehicle. M5's on the M5, M3's on the M3, etc., etc. And anyone caught violating this law would be dealt with EXTREME prejudice!! :grrr:
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Post #11 - 07 Feb 2020, 20:56

Happy Jack » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:09 pm wrote:It's obvious. He's on a drugs run to fund his extravagant lifestyle. Pension my arse.

Just Google 'BMW drugs' and it all makes sense.

https://www.worcesternews.co.uk/news/17 ... raz-fazal/

'i'm not Mr Big'

I wonder who IS then in Worcester?

What a cunt. :angry:

Certainly not me, if that's what you're insinuating you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #12 - 07 Feb 2020, 21:38

^^^ You seem quite quick to deny it.
A little TOO quick, imo!! :radged:
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Post #13 - 07 Feb 2020, 22:19

Cops stopped a 'dodgy looking' BMW and found a huge haul of cash and drugs - some of which was stashed down a passenger's pants.
The black BMW caught the eye of officers who were on a routine foot patrol in Milton Street, Caldmore.


https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black- ... s-17170065

He needs to be stopped in his tracks.

Fucking magical Beatles pot infused 'mystery tour' indeed. :angry:
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Post #14 - 07 Feb 2020, 22:50

Happy Jack » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:19 pm wrote:
He needs to be stopped in his tracks.



Soon Happy Jack, soon. :)


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Post #15 - 07 Feb 2020, 23:53

Happy Jack » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:19 pm wrote:[i]Cops stopped a 'dodgy looking' BMW........

All BMW's are "dodgy looking" and all should be stopped and their drivers tasered until they shit their pants, just for the hell of it. :radged:
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Post #16 - 08 Feb 2020, 05:30

Yay, another trip to Cornish castles!

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Post #17 - 08 Feb 2020, 06:17

Day One

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I'm out of the house by 6.45 and off to pick a bleary eyed GF Jnr up from his mum's. We cross the river and take the M5 north followed by the M42. Our destination is a parking lot on an industrial estate from where we are taken by bus to Birmingham Airport. Our plane leaves right on time and by one o'clock we are in Munich. It's a simple train ride to our hotel by the East Station. GF Jnr is knackered to I leave him to have a nap while I take a wander round by the river and the English Gardens. I'm impressed by what I've seen so far. We eat at an excellent German place a few doors down the road from the hotel. I have trout and GF Jnr has schnitzel. Both are really good. We have a drink at another bar near the hotel then hit the sack. It's been a long day.
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Post #18 - 08 Feb 2020, 20:45

Greasy Roads » Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:39 am wrote: we're heading off into the wild blue yonder in the trusty BMW.

38 miles in the trusty BMW to be exact. What a waste of a fine machine. :(

In my experience, there's no better way than to utilise the tunnel and drive across Northern France, taking in the wine regions of Champagne, Moselle and Alsace, and stopping off accordingly. :grin:
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Post #19 - 09 Feb 2020, 06:57

Day Two

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Richtig Gesacht Friedrich has been leaving his empties around again.

We have a problem with tickets for an event tomorrow night so I have to get onto the supplier about them while GF Jnr sleeps on. I go for a walk, find a coffee, and sort out today's transport tickets. Once Jnr's up we get the S-Bahn up to Marienplatz, watch the ancient clock strike in the square, and find a cafe for breakfast. We take a steady walk back down to the river and visit the vast Deutches Museum. It so large that we can only see about half of it before being kicked out at 5. After a rest and a shower we head to a German place for dinner up by the main station. It is superb - I have pork belly and GF Jnr has anothe snitchzel, but this time with roast potatoes. He collects a couple of beers on the way back to the hotel. More Teutonic merryment tomorrow.
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Post #20 - 09 Feb 2020, 20:11

Greasy Roads » Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:57 am wrote:Day Two

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Richtig Gesacht Friedrich has been leaving his empties around again.


Is this a lame attempt at translating Right Said Fred? :fu:
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