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Post #81 - 13 Mar 2020, 00:56

dannynomates » 03 Mar 2020, 10:26 wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Tue Mar 03, 2020 2:22 am wrote:Purchased a 1 liter (two pints, roughly) bottle of Kahlua, this afternoon.

There are only 1.75975 pints in a litre, considerably short of two pints.

Völlïg Scrötäl warned for hopeless inaccuracy.

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Post #83 - 14 Mar 2020, 09:56

Völlïg Scrötäl » Thu Mar 12, 2020 11:55 pm wrote:
Well played Völlïg. :clap:

Though I can't condone the smoking anymore. :(


I stocked up for booze, too. :)

I have received a report from you suggesting you were unable to quote forum member Woppo, but could edit his posts in this thread. However you managed to quote routemaster and Woppo at a later point.

My consensus is that you Italians are not diluting your vodka sufficiently during your lockdown period, and should therefore ease up a bit. There's a pandemic on you know.

Report now closed.

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Post #84 - 14 Mar 2020, 11:09

Postie came today with a parcel and a letter. They were on the floor outside the door, so I called the ruffian back to explain himself. He said that he couldn't hand them to me.

I thought, well if the virus is on your hands then it's on the parcel, so no increased safety there. Then it dawned on me that it's to stop me passing on the virus to him, not the other way around.

Damn these workshy plebs, who do they think they are? I've recently returned from my holibobs in Spain with a debilitating flu-like bug that everyone had over there, I'm stuck in the house on my own because Mrs Slushy won't come near me, and this scruffy prole has the temerity to make me kneel to him for my fucking mail. :grrr:
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Post #86 - 17 Mar 2020, 13:23

The policy of Boris Johnson and the Tories, along with the Blairite Labour members, is to keep everything open; let the virus have a full run on the population; allow hundreds of thousands to die; and, thereby, develop a "herd immunity." This fascistic policy is Social Darwinism at its most basic level and shows the people of the UK (and the world) who the party of big capital thinks is expendable. It's you - the non-millionaires.
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Post #87 - 17 Mar 2020, 13:32

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:23 pm wrote:The policy of Boris Johnson and the Tories, along with the Blairite Labour members, is to keep everything open; let the virus have a full run on the population; allow hundreds of thousands to die; and, thereby, develop a "herd immunity." This fascistic policy is Social Darwinism at its most basic level and shows the people of the UK (and the world) who the party of big capital thinks is expendable. It's you - the non-millionaires.

Quite right too, let us do away with the plebs and the parasites. :grin:
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Post #88 - 17 Mar 2020, 15:03

:) I don't think they will be saying the word parasite too much considering the Royal Family; the global financial capitalists who are sucking the workers dry; and various others who live well by inheritance and what used to be called 'coupon clipping.' Parasites all.
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Post #89 - 18 Mar 2020, 12:13

I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:
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Post #90 - 18 Mar 2020, 13:20

routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:13 pm wrote:I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:

Are any of them sweating? :devil:
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Post #91 - 18 Mar 2020, 13:28

Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:13 pm wrote:I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:

Are any of them sweating? :devil:

I fucking hope so. :angry:
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Post #92 - 18 Mar 2020, 13:56

routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:28 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:13 pm wrote:I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:

Are any of them sweating? :devil:

I fucking hope so. :angry:

Me too, it's a key symptom. :)
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Post #93 - 18 Mar 2020, 14:49

Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:56 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:28 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:13 pm wrote:I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:

Are any of them sweating? :devil:

I fucking hope so. :angry:

Me too, it's a key symptom. :)

Fuck off . :radged:
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Post #94 - 18 Mar 2020, 15:53

routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 2:49 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:56 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:28 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:13 pm wrote:I thought these old cunts had been told to stay home - they haven't, they're all traveling between whitby and Scarborough. :grrr:

Are any of them sweating? :devil:

I fucking hope so. :angry:

Me too, it's a key symptom. :)

Fuck off . :radged:


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Actually, though,..should GR be out and about? He's probably over the threshold and should be staying in to self-isolate these days?
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Post #95 - 19 Mar 2020, 08:24

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Source: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus

We appear to be some days behind Italy (about 13) in terms of infection so I've attempted to align the two sets of figures at the 16th for the UK and the 3rd for Italy. As of 2 days ago 694 deaths were recorded in Italy. We'll see where we are in comparison in 13 days' time.

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Post #96 - 19 Mar 2020, 10:35

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:24 am wrote:Image

Source: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus

We appear to be some days behind Italy (about 13) in terms of infection so I've attempted to align the two sets of figures at the 16th for the UK and the 3rd for Italy. As of 2 days ago 694 deaths were recorded in Italy. We'll see where we are in comparison in 13 days' time.

Stay safe everyone.

Looks like the 22nd will be the one to watch. :(
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Post #97 - 19 Mar 2020, 11:21

routemaster » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:35 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:24 am wrote:Image

Source: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus

We appear to be some days behind Italy (about 13) in terms of infection so I've attempted to align the two sets of figures at the 16th for the UK and the 3rd for Italy. As of 2 days ago 694 deaths were recorded in Italy. We'll see where we are in comparison in 13 days' time.

Stay safe everyone.

Looks like the 22nd will be the one to watch. :(

Not necessarily. It depends on where Greasy Roads has sourced his figures from. If as I suspect they're from the Daily Mail, then the results will be wildly inaccurate.

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Post #98 - 19 Mar 2020, 11:32

dannynomates » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:21 am wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:35 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:24 am wrote:Image

Source: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus

We appear to be some days behind Italy (about 13) in terms of infection so I've attempted to align the two sets of figures at the 16th for the UK and the 3rd for Italy. As of 2 days ago 694 deaths were recorded in Italy. We'll see where we are in comparison in 13 days' time.

Stay safe everyone.

Looks like the 22nd will be the one to watch. :(

Not necessarily. It depends on where Greasy Roads has sourced his figures from. If as I suspect they're from the Daily Mail, then the results will be wildly inaccurate.

Dan

The source is clearly given below the spreadsheet you fucking moron. :wanker:
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Post #99 - 19 Mar 2020, 13:06

Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:32 am wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Mar 19, 2020 11:21 am wrote:
routemaster » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:35 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:24 am wrote:Image

Source: https://ourworldindata.org/coronavirus

We appear to be some days behind Italy (about 13) in terms of infection so I've attempted to align the two sets of figures at the 16th for the UK and the 3rd for Italy. As of 2 days ago 694 deaths were recorded in Italy. We'll see where we are in comparison in 13 days' time.

Stay safe everyone.

Looks like the 22nd will be the one to watch. :(

Not necessarily. It depends on where Greasy Roads has sourced his figures from. If as I suspect they're from the Daily Mail, then the results will be wildly inaccurate.

Dan

The source is clearly given below the spreadsheet you fucking moron. :wanker:

Do you think I'm foolish enough to click that link, especially as it mentions the word "virus"? There's a pandemic on you know.

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Post #100 - 19 Mar 2020, 21:48

I think I've got the virus. I had a weird Chinky nosh last night and I do feel queer now. :(
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