[routemaster]

Good that they're dealing with people who are old....erm, hundreds of years old in this case.

He's 81.

They should test these vaccines out on cunts like you first to make sure they're safe, although it would be difficult detecting any abnormality I suppose.

[Sonofsmegma]

Good that they're dealing with people who are old....erm, hundreds of years old in this case.

He's 81.

They should test these vaccines out on cunts like you first to make sure they're safe, although it would be difficult detecting any abnormality I suppose.

William Shakespeare was born in April 1564, you cunt.

[Sonofsmegma]

[Greasy Roads]

William Shakespeare from Warwickshire was the second person to receive the vaccine.

When they asked him yesterday when he'd like to have the vaccine, he said, "Tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow."

[routemaster]

Good that they're dealing with people who are old....erm, hundreds of years old in this case.

He's 81.

They should test these vaccines out on cunts like you first to make sure they're safe, although it would be difficult detecting any abnormality I suppose.

William Shakespeare was born in April 1564, you cunt.

Is this a thick cunt which I see before me?

[Slushy]

Aged 59, I am in pot 8 in terms of vaccination priority. With 16 million people living in the UK that are over 60 years old, I dont expect to be vaccinated before March/April. But on the bright side that allows time for us to see what side effects the crusties have - extra heads, instant death, that sort of thing. Alternatively I could always go private for my vaccine, I'm sure £10K or more would be a small price to jump the queue, less so for the n'er do wells maybe, oh well.

[Sonofsmegma]

Covid: Starmer and Johnson on Dominic Cummings' pay rise

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-55331984

40 per cent? Sounds like hush money to me.

Then again, if I kicked Routemaster in the bollocks multiple times I'd want him to hush - crying out would be annoying while I kicked him, and him not grassing me up afterwards would be appreciated too.

[routemaster]

Covid: Starmer and Johnson on Dominic Cummings' pay rise

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-55331984

40 per cent? Sounds like hush money to me.

Notice Johnson completely failed to answer the question on Cummings. It's fucking outrageous that Cummings wasn't sacked at the time let alone be offered a pay rise.
Meanwhile nurses, police and other public sector workers get told they face a wage freeze for their efforts during this crisis. Disgusting.

(I'm ignoring the rest of the shit you wrote for now)

[Sonofsmegma]

Aren't nurses, police, bus drivers and the like termed 'public servants'?

That's what dad once told me.

I would have thought that if someone is a servant, any payment received would be a bonus, rather than something they would guarantee can be expected?

[routemaster]

Aren't nurses, police, bus drivers and the like termed 'public servants'?

That's what dad once told me.

I would have thought that if someone is a servant, any payment received would be a bonus, rather than something they would guarantee can be expected?

Fuck off. I'm a servant of no one.

[Sonofsmegma]

Not sure it's the same thing, but I am sure I remember Greasy Roads saying something about the work you do helping ensure he gets his pension paid.

I mean, ensuring your elders can relax after years of hard work is a worthy thing to be doing, surely?

[routemaster]

Not sure it's the same thing, but I am sure I remember Greasy Roads saying something about the work you do helping ensure he gets his pension paid.

I mean, ensuring your elders can relax after years of hard work is a worthy thing to be doing, surely?

I said fuck off.

[Sonofsmegma]

Not sure it's the same thing, but I am sure I remember Greasy Roads saying something about the work you do helping ensure he gets his pension paid.

I mean, ensuring your elders can relax after years of hard work is a worthy thing to be doing, surely?

I said fuck off.

[Greasy Roads]

Not sure it's the same thing, but I am sure I remember Greasy Roads saying something about the work you do helping ensure he gets his pension paid.

I mean, ensuring your elders can relax after years of hard work is a worthy thing to be doing, surely?

I said fuck off.

[routemaster]

Not sure it's the same thing, but I am sure I remember Greasy Roads saying something about the work you do helping ensure he gets his pension paid.

I mean, ensuring your elders can relax after years of hard work is a worthy thing to be doing, surely?

I said fuck off.

That goes for you too, you cunt.

[Sonofsmegma]

Couldn't you pop outside, and paint on the side of your bus - "why does ex Govt Advisor Cummings get a 40% increase when public sector workers got nothing?"

I thought the sides of your buses were used to get the public's attention to things?

[FlowerCake]

Covid-19: Drinkers in tier two 'could order Scotch egg' as substantial meal

"Drinkers in tier two areas of England could order a Scotch egg with their pint to keep in line with post-lockdown rules, a cabinet minister has said.

Under new restrictions from Wednesday, pubs in those high risk areas can only open if they function as a restaurant.

And alcohol can only be served as part of a "substantial meal"."


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55129828

Fuck that's disgusting. No wonder you throw up so much.

[Kleenex Cesarewitch]

Covid-19: Drinkers in tier two 'could order Scotch egg' as substantial meal

"Drinkers in tier two areas of England could order a Scotch egg with their pint to keep in line with post-lockdown rules, a cabinet minister has said.

Under new restrictions from Wednesday, pubs in those high risk areas can only open if they function as a restaurant.

And alcohol can only be served as part of a "substantial meal"."


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55129828

Fuck that's disgusting. No wonder you throw up so much.

I could manage a few dozen of those.

[StuckupPercy]

It's getting grim.

We’re not seeing anyone over Christmas. My dad is particularly vulnerable so we are steering well clear of the disease infested cunt.

I have no real plans to leave the house beyond killing the dog and getting absolutely wankered.

[JuicyEric]

Not seeing my mother, either. Been 13 years since I did. Not sure when I will bother again. If ever . . .

Daughter and her boyfriend are planning to come on Wednesday. We're getting tested before-hand. Don't want Mrs Juicy getting infected before I next impregnate her.