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Post #101 - 19 Mar 2020, 22:59

Steve70nearly » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:48 pm wrote:I think I've got the virus. I had a weird Chinky nosh last night and I do feel queer now. :(

COVID-19 makes no distinctions for one's sexual predilections, I believe.
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Post #102 - 22 Mar 2020, 05:32

DIL went shopping!!
https://streamable.com/ivm28
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Post #103 - 22 Mar 2020, 08:31


The daft bitch forgot the milk. :grrr:
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Post #104 - 23 Mar 2020, 03:00

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Post #105 - 23 Mar 2020, 06:12

Other people's problems. :whistle:
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Post #106 - 23 Mar 2020, 17:27


I don't understand jokes, but that one is not funny. Harold Shipman is dead so couldn't possibly come back.

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Post #107 - 23 Mar 2020, 20:20

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Morrissey once said that the Chinese were a 'sub-species'.

He was lambasted then and now look what has happened. :angry:
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Post #108 - 23 Mar 2020, 20:37

Happy Jack » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:20 pm wrote:
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Morrissey once said that the Chinese were a 'sub-species'.

He was lambasted then and now look what has happened. :angry:

But he also said that David and Victoria Beckham should dragged to the edge of the village and flogged.

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Post #109 - 23 Mar 2020, 20:41

dannynomates » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:20 pm wrote:
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Morrissey once said that the Chinese were a 'sub-species'.

He was lambasted then and now look what has happened. :angry:

But he also said that David and Victoria Beckham should dragged to the edge of the village and flogged.

Dan


Viva Moz :clap:
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Post #110 - 23 Mar 2020, 21:42

Happy Jack » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:41 pm wrote:
dannynomates » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:20 pm wrote:
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Morrissey once said that the Chinese were a 'sub-species'.

He was lambasted then and now look what has happened. :angry:

But he also said that David and Victoria Beckham should dragged to the edge of the village and flogged.

Dan


Viva Moz :clap:

Everyone knows that the Beckhams don't live in a village.

Happy Jack warned for celebrating an idiot.

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Post #111 - 23 Mar 2020, 21:51

dannynomates » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:27 pm wrote:

I don't understand jokes, but that one is not funny. Harold Shipman is dead so couldn't possibly come back.

Mushshrooms warned for posting unfunny jokes.

Dan

If you don't understand jokes, then how do you know this one is unfunny, you dozy dickflop??
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Post #112 - 23 Mar 2020, 22:23

Mushshrooms » Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:51 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:27 pm wrote:

I don't understand jokes, but that one is not funny. Harold Shipman is dead so couldn't possibly come back.

Mushshrooms warned for posting unfunny jokes.

Dan

If you don't understand jokes, then how do you know this one is unfunny, you dozy dickflop??

I know it's unfunny because it could easily offend anyone who was affected by Shipman's reign of horror.

I'd issue another warning, but Boris has spoken and he has closed all the libraries. I will therefore have more time on here now, and you will keep.

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Post #113 - 23 Mar 2020, 23:23

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Post #114 - 25 Mar 2020, 08:37

I've decided to go back into nursing. I've been in the pub for about four or five years. Can't remember. I'm back on an agency and have tried to apply for NHS Professionals but I was a bit pissed. Rang NHSP and it was confirmed that the site perfectly ok.

I'm really out of date with acute care but what the fuck, they'll probably die anyway. It's so many years ago but I did work on a chest ward for a couple a days.

It is also very troubling that the media and to some extent the government are constantly referring to the NHS. I have been employed in a bank and it is in most cases a money-making business. Our frailest and most vulnerable people are at the hands of a business. This doesn't include not for profit organisations like Wigan Athletic.
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Post #115 - 25 Mar 2020, 11:59

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Oops, too late, Charlie Boy has got a dose. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52033845
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Post #116 - 25 Mar 2020, 21:02

How come this privileged twat and his horse-like wife got tested when our heroic health workers and vital supermarket suppliers of ale cannot?

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Post #117 - 25 Mar 2020, 21:09

Happy Jack » Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:02 pm wrote:How come this privileged twat and his privileged horse-like wife got tested when our heroic health workers on the front line cannot?

Oh hold on...

He's the heir to the throne which allows him to jump queues.

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Post #118 - 25 Mar 2020, 21:17

Happy Jack » 8 minutes ago wrote:How come this privileged twat and his horse-like wife got tested when our heroic health workers and vital supermarket suppliers of ale cannot?

:drink:


To be fair he is supplying beer to Waitrose the royal cunt.

https://www.behance.net/gallery/3734696 ... ll-Brewery
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Post #119 - 25 Mar 2020, 21:41

Good news for Charlie and his boot faced missus:
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Post #120 - 25 Mar 2020, 21:47

Prince Charles is in Scotland with Covid - 19. Meanwhile Prince Andrew is in London with Emma - 15.
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