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 The Routemaster Shift Pattern Thread ; Be he working?

Post #1781 - 03 Apr 2021, 12:39

Sonofsmegma » Sat Apr 03, 2021 1:16 pm wrote:Surely even going on a bike on our modern roads is safer than placing your life in your hands and taking a bus? :wtf:

Even though the bus might hit you on a bike, that said. :shrug:

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Post #1782 - 04 Apr 2021, 09:41

He's working today. At least I hope so. :)

The cunt has not updated his shift pattern. :wanker:

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Post #1783 - 04 Apr 2021, 20:14

Sonofsmegma » Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:41 am wrote:
The cunt has not updated his shift pattern. :wanker:


:grrr:

Starting tomorrow.... 1off2on6off4on1off2on2off2on
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Post #1784 - 04 Apr 2021, 20:19

6 off from Thursday. What am I going to do? :D

I tried going to the Outer Hebrides when you had a long time off before, and that didn't work out quite as well as planned. :angry:
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Post #1785 - 04 Apr 2021, 21:04

Sonofsmegma » Sun Apr 04, 2021 9:19 pm wrote:6 off from Thursday. What am I going to do? :D

I tried going to the Outer Hebrides when you had a long time off before, and that didn't work out quite as well as planned. :angry:

I hear the Faroe Islands are pleasant this time of year. :huh:
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Post #1786 - 04 Apr 2021, 21:05

Svalbard!


Beat the heat and no crowds - I recommend that place for you :)


The only town even has bus service :) :)
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Post #1787 - 05 Apr 2021, 19:09

As is clear, he's not been working today.

Knowing he'd be here most of today is probably one of the reason's I've not felt well today. :grrr:

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Post #1788 - 05 Apr 2021, 19:18

Sonofsmegma » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:09 pm wrote: I've not felt well today. :grrr:


:laugh:


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Post #1789 - 05 Apr 2021, 19:32

Cunt. :grrr:

I was feeling really good after watching Return of the Living Dead late Saturday night.

Trouble is, yesterday, Easter Sunday - dad :wanker2: got it into his thick head that some other incredibly unlikely return would occur this Easter. Not Jesus, even more unlikely - mum. :rolleyes:

He got loads of treats in ready for her return - lots of Easter Eggs, wine, whiskey and shit like that.

Binged on most of that while he was out - looking for her, the twat - and I've not felt good since. :radged:

Still, will feel better tomorrow - and no Routemaster :wanker: for most of the day either. Result. :)
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Post #1790 - 05 Apr 2021, 19:52

Sonofsmegma » Mon Apr 05, 2021 8:32 pm wrote:Cunt. :grrr:

I was feeling really good after watching Return of the Living Dead late Saturday night.

Trouble is, yesterday, Easter Sunday - dad :wanker2: got it into his thick head that some other incredibly unlikely return would occur this Easter. Not Jesus, even more unlikely - mum. :rolleyes:

He got loads of treats in ready for her return - lots of Easter Eggs, wine, whiskey and shit like that.

Binged on most of that while he was out - looking for her, the twat - and I've not felt good since. :radged:

Still, will feel better tomorrow - and no Routemaster :wanker: for most of the day either. Result. :)

You never learn do you?

Sonofsmegma warned for excessive profanity.

Looks like it'll have to be a ban, maybe you can sober up and reflect on your behaviour. I'm squealing to Connor now.

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Post #1791 - 05 Apr 2021, 19:56

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Post #1792 - 05 Apr 2021, 21:34

:grrr: :wanker:
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Post #1793 - 06 Apr 2021, 13:48

He's working today. :)

And tomorrow too. :clap:

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Post #1794 - 06 Apr 2021, 18:20

I’ll be ready for my six days off, these two days are fucking atrocious :grrr:
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Post #1795 - 06 Apr 2021, 20:09

I noticed you'd been quiet. :grin:
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Post #1796 - 07 Apr 2021, 12:58

He's working again today. :clap:

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Post #1797 - 07 Apr 2021, 13:16

Kids on bicycles are hard to run down. The Bus Driver's Manual recommends just going about your route and a bike rider will, sooner or later, nail the bus with no damage to the vital public transportation vehicle while mayhem is the likely result for the snotty-nosed yout' on the two-wheeler. :)
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Post #1798 - 07 Apr 2021, 17:08

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:16 pm wrote:Kids on bicycles are hard to run down.

Quite true, you sometimes have to swerve several times before you hit them. :wtf:

Anyway not my problem now, I'm off for six (6) days. :banana2:
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Post #1799 - 07 Apr 2021, 17:15

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