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 Greasy Roads' Magical Mystery Tour ; Hit The Road Jack

Post #1 - 11 Jul 2019, 06:12

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DivveyGoodMod's trip has been a bit shit so once again I'll step up to the plate and document my forthcoming trip. There's only two places I have any firm ideas of visiting so apart from that I'll see where the road takes me. Regular readers will know the the transport for these trips is my 47 year old Morgan, Miranda. I'll be setting off tomorrow. Isn't the fence looking good? :)
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Post #2 - 11 Jul 2019, 08:23

Where are you heading

for , greasy Roads?.
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Post #3 - 11 Jul 2019, 08:31

Freddie And The Dreamers Fuck Off » Thu Jul 11, 2019 8:23 am wrote:Where are you heading

for , greasy Roads?.


Disaster, if he heads off in that red bucket of shit...........
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Post #4 - 11 Jul 2019, 08:39

The fence looks ok, the weather looks fucking shit.
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Post #5 - 11 Jul 2019, 09:03

Your neighbour across the road used to have some beautiful hanging baskets. Not this year. :cry2:
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Post #6 - 11 Jul 2019, 15:38

Freddie And The Dreamers Fuck Off » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:23 am wrote:Where are you heading

for , greasy Roads?.

You asked me that last year, you cunt. It wouldn't be a mystery if I told you. :angry:
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Post #7 - 11 Jul 2019, 20:11

Buys Curios » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:03 am wrote:Your neighbour across the road used to have some beautiful hanging baskets. Not this year. :cry2:

That's the kind lady who feeds George while I'm away. :)
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Post #8 - 11 Jul 2019, 20:17

I noticed in another thread that your son was away at a festival this weekend, Greasy Roads.

Will he be joining you on your trip, or will he return home alone? It's just that I'm staying with the vicar next door to you this week on a choirboy recruiting mission, and can keep an eye out for the lad should the need require. In fact I'll happily pop in every day , help him get up, that sort of thing. PM me.
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Post #9 - 11 Jul 2019, 20:48

Priory Jack » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:17 pm wrote:I noticed in another thread that your son was away at a festival this weekend, Greasy Roads.

Will he be joining you on your trip, or will he return home alone? It's just that I'm staying with the vicar next door to you this week on a choirboy recruiting mission, and can keep an eye out for the lad should the need require. In fact I'll happily pop in every day , help him get up, that sort of thing. PM me.

He lives with his mother you fucking nonce. :radged:
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Post #10 - 11 Jul 2019, 21:26

Greasy Roads » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:48 pm wrote:
Priory Jack » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:17 pm wrote:I noticed in another thread that your son was away at a festival this weekend, Greasy Roads.

Will he be joining you on your trip, or will he return home alone? It's just that I'm staying with the vicar next door to you this week on a choirboy recruiting mission, and can keep an eye out for the lad should the need require. In fact I'll happily pop in every day , help him get up, that sort of thing. PM me.

He lives with his mother you fucking nonce. :radged:

Such vitriol, if you were 50 years younger I'd put you across my knee. :pray:
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Post #11 - 12 Jul 2019, 05:56

Priory Jack » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:26 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:48 pm wrote:
Priory Jack » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:17 pm wrote:I noticed in another thread that your son was away at a festival this weekend, Greasy Roads.

Will he be joining you on your trip, or will he return home alone? It's just that I'm staying with the vicar next door to you this week on a choirboy recruiting mission, and can keep an eye out for the lad should the need require. In fact I'll happily pop in every day , help him get up, that sort of thing. PM me.

He lives with his mother you fucking nonce. :radged:

Such vitriol, if you were 50 years younger I'd put you across my knee. :pray:

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I've tipped the locals off about who'll be staying in the vicarage. :)
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Post #12 - 12 Jul 2019, 13:17

The fucking car won't start and the fence is deteriorating as I type. :grrr:


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Post #13 - 12 Jul 2019, 15:07

Greasy Roads » Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:17 pm wrote:The fucking car won't start and the fence is deteriorating as I type. :grrr:


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Oh dear. :mutley:
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Post #14 - 12 Jul 2019, 15:32

My account's been hacked, I didn't post that. :grrr:

I'm in a nice hotel relaxing after a 5 hour drive. :)
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Post #15 - 12 Jul 2019, 15:45

Greasy Roads » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:32 pm wrote:My account's been hacked, I didn't post that. :grrr:


We've been through this before, it's been impossible to hack another's account since I instructed our technicians to block such activity.

If this is how your thread is going to continue I shall start issuing warnings, or simply lock the thread altogether.

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Post #16 - 12 Jul 2019, 16:10

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Post #17 - 12 Jul 2019, 22:28

Greasy Roads » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:32 pm wrote:
I'm in a nice hotel relaxing after a 5 hour drive. :)


Given the car, that's a Travelodge in Birmingham then? :grin:
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Post #18 - 13 Jul 2019, 04:57

Day One

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It's a decent day and I'm away by ten. I take the Stratford Road out of Worcester then head East on the route I used to take before the A14 was built. Luckily I researched it a bit as particularly the roads around Milton Keynes have changed out of all recognition. The traffic's light though, and I only stop for a cup of tea and to fill the car up. I arrive in Harwich at three and soon find my £50 hotel which is actually pretty decent. I fill the car right up at a nearby Asda then take a shower. Having consulted TripAdvisor I walk down to a fish and chip shop which I always do when I'm on the coast. I eat them down by the sea then take a long walk. They're OK but you think they'd taste a bit fresher when they're two hundred yards from the sea. I return to the hotel and catch up with my correspondence. Over the sea tomorrow.
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Post #19 - 13 Jul 2019, 08:32

Greasy Roads » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:57 am wrote:Day One

I arrive in Harwich at three...... Over the sea tomorrow.

Fuck's sake he's coming to Holland. :(
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Post #20 - 13 Jul 2019, 08:33

Treekut » Sat Jul 13, 2019 9:32 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Jul 13, 2019 5:57 am wrote:Day One

I arrive in Harwich at three...... Over the sea tomorrow.

Fuck's sake he's coming to Holland. :(

I thought we'd seen the last of the kut when we visited the UK a few months back. :grrr:
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