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 The FOF lyric-story thread ; One line at a time, sweet Jesus

Post #1 - 05 Dec 2018, 12:59

It's December the 5th. So it's "Christmas", already.

Time for storytelling.. which doesn't have to be Christmas related, thankfully, or even a ghost story, or something heartwarming and family oriented, either.

Here's your chance to be part of a story-in-song. It doesn't have to make sense. It could be 'non-linear', whatever that means.


To start the ball rolling.

"It will soon be the festive season, on Boxing Day there'll be hunts."

Each respondent - your lyric should include one word from the previously posted lyric that your post follows.

Duplicate lyrics, or accidentally non-linking because someone got there 1st is allowable. Because it's 'that time of year', and it is a game. :)
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Post #2 - 05 Dec 2018, 13:01

It will soon be the festive season, on Boxing Day there'll be hunts,
There'll be no public transport to get there though, 'cos bus drivers are all cunts.
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Post #3 - 05 Dec 2018, 20:51

Christmas day is pleasant but Boxing day falls flat,
No buses there for Greasy Roads, hard luck you fucking twat.
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Post #4 - 05 Dec 2018, 20:56

When it comes to Christmas,
The buses are a farce,
Those drivers can stick their pay rise,
Right up their fucking arse.
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Post #5 - 05 Dec 2018, 21:08

There'll be no buses for a week, we're going out on strike.
You pensioners will have to walk, or buy a fucking bike.
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Post #6 - 05 Dec 2018, 21:14

You're lazy cunts on Teesside,
I've seen it from afar,
You can go on strike till Domesday,
I've got a fucking car.
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Post #7 - 05 Dec 2018, 21:27

The Boro boys are angry,
About last week's big loss.
Next time they'll nick your wheels you cunt,
To let you know who's boss.
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Post #8 - 05 Dec 2018, 21:34

I was really close to the action,
Standing down the front,
The stadium was half empty,
Those Boro boys are cunts.
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Post #9 - 05 Dec 2018, 21:34

Another thread ruined. Can't you two follow my first post and stick to the premise?
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Post #10 - 06 Dec 2018, 07:16

The Strange One ยป Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:34 pm wrote:Another thread ruined. Can't you two follow my first post and stick to the premise?

How did you end up on this board?
You really don't have much luck.
I'll continue slagging bus drivers off,
I couldn't give a fuck.
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