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 Crimewatch Guisborough ; Teesside Mayhem

Post #1 - 21 Nov 2018, 20:38

We all have an inkling by now of what a rough place Guisborough can be. This is the thread to post your reports and observations about the epicentre of Teesside crime.
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Post #2 - 21 Nov 2018, 20:39

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Guisborough friends jailed for attack on would-be soldier.

I'll kick off then. These dreadful looking Guisborough women have rightly been jailed at Teesside Crown Court for attacking an aspiring soldier with a saw, a wrench, a screwdriver, a drill, as well as a golf club and some Polyfilla. Incarceration's too good for them. :grrr:
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Post #3 - 21 Nov 2018, 20:46

StickupPercy » Wed Nov 21, 2018 7:39 pm wrote:Image

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Guisborough friends jailed for attack on would-be soldier.

Guisborough, east Cleveland,


Not Teesside. :grrr:

The women are from Woodhouse Road, inhabited primarily by scum moved in from Teesside. :rolleyes:

Next. :yawn:
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Post #4 - 21 Nov 2018, 20:48

To be continued, there's no shortage of material. :)
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Post #5 - 22 Nov 2018, 05:34

A "famous" Teessider.........
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Post #6 - 22 Nov 2018, 11:17

Mushshrooms » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:34 am wrote:A "famous" Teessider.........
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He was from Herefordshire, not surprisingly close to Worcestershire. There's some right cunts down there. :angry:
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Post #7 - 22 Nov 2018, 11:22

routemaster » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:17 am wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:34 am wrote:A "famous" Teessider.........
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He was from Herefordshire, not surprisingly close to Worcestershire. There's some right cunts down there. :angry:

Herefordshire's close to Wales, fuck all to do with us. :angry:
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Post #8 - 22 Nov 2018, 12:16

Greasy Roads » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:22 am wrote:
routemaster » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:17 am wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:34 am wrote:A "famous" Teessider.........
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He was from Herefordshire, not surprisingly close to Worcestershire. There's some right cunts down there. :angry:

Herefordshire's close to Wales, fuck all to do with us. :angry:

Herefordshire is just as close to Worcestershire, especially villages South of Worcester. :angry:
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Post #9 - 23 Nov 2018, 09:01

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The most crime-ridden places to live on Teesside in 2018.

737 crimes in Guisborough. :D
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Post #10 - 23 Nov 2018, 10:35

Greasy Roads » Fri Nov 23, 2018 8:01 am wrote:Image

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... e-14493826

The most crime-ridden places to live on Teesside in 2018.

737 crimes in Guisborough. :D

Making Guisborough the least crime ridden area in the region. :huh:

Stockton has amassed 2232, Redcar 1330, and Berwick Hills which is about the size of a small Worcestershire hamlet got 1638.

But then as the map shows, Guisborough is not on fucking Teesside. :grrr:
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Post #11 - 24 Nov 2018, 09:19

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Pitbull kennel was hiding place for Guisborough pair's stash of 2/3 of kilo of cannabis. They look more like parmo addicts than drug addicts. :wtf:
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Post #12 - 24 Nov 2018, 10:19

Greasy Roads » Sat Nov 24, 2018 8:19 am wrote:Image

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Pitbull kennel was hiding place for Guisborough pair's stash of 2/3 of kilo of cannabis. They look more like parmo addicts than drug addicts. :wtf:

They denied any wrong doing and were spared jail, so innocent basically.

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Post #13 - 25 Nov 2018, 08:59

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Recognise them? CCTV images issued to solve Teesside crimes including theft, burglary and fraud. :D
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Post #14 - 25 Nov 2018, 10:22

Greasy Roads » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:59 am wrote:Image

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Recognise them? CCTV images issued to solve Teesside crimes including theft, burglary and fraud. :D


Yes Teesside has some dodgy characters it's true, but as we know Guisborough is not on Teesside and of course no Guisborough crime is listed. :huh:

And you can remove my avatar from there you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #15 - 14 Jun 2019, 14:22

Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:
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routemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:22 pm wrote:Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:

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Post #17 - 15 Jun 2019, 09:05

Jim Skidder » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:49 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:22 pm wrote:Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:

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Just round the corner from this sign. :grrr:

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routemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:22 pm wrote:Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:


There are few occasions on which I would agree with Routemaster.

I mean, he is *such* a tool. And yet, despite the incident occurring, unsurprisingly, in his local Teesside neighbourhood, he does have a point about BMW drivers, so this is one of those rare occasions.

To take a balanced, and polite view, statistically these would-be murdering cunts are actually responsible for a large proportion of road deaths.

So, they could save everybody a bit of trouble and heartache, and the next BMW's they put to an early, ironically, death, in the car crusher as yet again they have been written off by these utterly cretinous tools who seek to wreak havoc on our roads in them, they might as well put the driver in the car first and have done with it, to stop him getting another one and doing *exactly* the same thing, or at least encouraging other BMW driving fuckwits to do the same. :wanker:
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Post #19 - 15 Jun 2019, 17:58

Sonofsmegma » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:22 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:22 pm wrote:Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:


To take a balanced, and polite view, statistically these would-be murdering cunts are actually responsible for a large proportion of road deaths.


You rambled a bit there SoS, and we shall ignore the "tool" comments which will keep.

But yes, effectively all BMW drivers are murdering cunts, some have yet to murder of course, but they will. :grrr:


https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... r-16435126

Mario Dzhambazov, who had been living in Whitby, was charged following a collision on the Woodhouse roundabout at Guisborough on Thursday.

The 18-year-old suspect was brought into court on Saturday morning, wearing handcuffs and flanked by two security officers.

A Bulgarian interpreter translated the proceedings to him.


Bulgarian. From Whitby. So the car was most likely nicked. :angry:
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Sonofsmegma » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:22 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:22 pm wrote:Horrific accident on Guisborough by-pass yesterday which has left two dead.

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-16430648

An 18 year old lad is in custody on suspicion of two counts of causing death by dangerous driving. His vehicle? You guessed it, a BMW 330i. Why the fuck is someone of that age allowed to drive such a car? I hope they throw the book at the cunt. :angry:


There are few occasions on which I would agree with Routemaster.

I mean, he is *such* a tool. And yet, despite the incident occurring, unsurprisingly, in his local Teesside neighbourhood, he does have a point about BMW drivers, so this is one of those rare occasions.

To take a balanced, and polite view, statistically these would-be murdering cunts are actually responsible for a large proportion of road deaths.

So, they could save everybody a bit of trouble and heartache, and the next BMW's they put to an early, ironically, death, in the car crusher as yet again they have been written off by these utterly cretinous tools who seek to wreak havoc on our roads in them, they might as well put the driver in the car first and have done with it, to stop him getting another one and doing *exactly* the same thing, or at least encouraging other BMW driving fuckwits to do the same. :wanker:

Fuck you. :grrr:
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