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Post #101 - 14 Mar 2020, 10:31

:lol:
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Post #102 - 14 Mar 2020, 10:33




Workers of the World, Untie!!!
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...Zoom! There goes the gay fuckerteer chasing the tail of light.....

...The habitual myth has an eagerness to quit...

...Visionary Tics Shivering In The Chest...

Post #103 - 14 Mar 2020, 10:40



I know a few people who have dailysex. :)
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Southampton 0-9 LCFC - the biggest ever away victory in the 131-year history of the Football League :lcfc:

Post #104 - 14 Mar 2020, 10:46

Yes, it seems to be inebriated in a small % of humanity.
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Post #105 - 17 Mar 2020, 07:33

Teacher: "Sara can you give me a sentence with the word 'contagious in it?"

Sara: "Our neighbour is painting his fence with a 2 inch brush and my dad says it will take the contagious to finish it."
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Post #106 - 17 Mar 2020, 09:08

^^ LOL!!
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Post #107 - 21 Mar 2020, 08:22

A man was watching TV and drinking a beer.
"Don't go in," he yelled at the screen. "Do not enter that building..... Run for your life..... Arrrgh, you schmuck!"
His wife called from the kitchen, "What on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
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Post #108 - 23 Mar 2020, 22:16

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, 'Well...last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
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Post #109 - Today, 12:25

I can't think of one thing that I like about Switzerland.

The flag is a big plus though.

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