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Post #101 - 14 Sep 2018, 21:40

dannynomates » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:06 pm wrote:
Butch Cassady » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:30 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:24 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:07 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:38 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:50 am wrote:

I hope you write something even half as good as that about me when I'm gone. :huh:

Funnily enough it's something I have been working on for a while. I think it will go something like this:

It is with great joy that I have to announce the passing of our Forum colleague Greasy Roads, aka "Benjamin". Greasy Roads was an absolute cunt who enjoyed nothing more in life than driving his silly retro sports car to the Villa ground to watch his team of second tier losers fuck up on a regular basis. In a moment of irony, his passing came about as he hurtled head long into the Villa team bus as he tried to overtake a convertable Renault on a blind bend, also killing the entire team. My thoughts and sincere amusement is with his cat George, who can now look forward to a happier life where he won't be locked out for nine days at a time and forced to drink water from the shithouse. Greasy Roads, 1934-2018.

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You cunt, I think I'll ask Jim Skidder to do it. :angry:

I hate routemaster as much as the next guy, but he's spot on here.

Me and Mrs Skidder will be dancing on your grave. :)
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Nice booty. :drool:

I will not have members drooling at black women shaking their posteriors on my forum, it's both sexist and racist.

Warning to Butch Cassady for sexist racism.

Dan

So it's ok to dance on my grave but a bit of sexist racism and you get a warning? This is so fucked up. :grrr:
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Post #102 - 14 Sep 2018, 22:20

Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:40 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:06 pm wrote:
Butch Cassady » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:30 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:24 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:07 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:38 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:50 am wrote:

I hope you write something even half as good as that about me when I'm gone. :huh:

Funnily enough it's something I have been working on for a while. I think it will go something like this:

It is with great joy that I have to announce the passing of our Forum colleague Greasy Roads, aka "Benjamin". Greasy Roads was an absolute cunt who enjoyed nothing more in life than driving his silly retro sports car to the Villa ground to watch his team of second tier losers fuck up on a regular basis. In a moment of irony, his passing came about as he hurtled head long into the Villa team bus as he tried to overtake a convertable Renault on a blind bend, also killing the entire team. My thoughts and sincere amusement is with his cat George, who can now look forward to a happier life where he won't be locked out for nine days at a time and forced to drink water from the shithouse. Greasy Roads, 1934-2018.

:party:

You cunt, I think I'll ask Jim Skidder to do it. :angry:

I hate routemaster as much as the next guy, but he's spot on here.

Me and Mrs Skidder will be dancing on your grave. :)
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Nice booty. :drool:

I will not have members drooling at black women shaking their posteriors on my forum, it's both sexist and racist.

Warning to Butch Cassady for sexist racism.

Dan

So it's ok to dance on my grave but a bit of sexist racism and you get a warning? :grrr:


Correct.

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Post #103 - 15 Sep 2018, 08:29

Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:40 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:06 pm wrote:
Butch Cassady » Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:30 pm wrote:
Jim Skidder » Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:24 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 10:07 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:38 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:50 am wrote:

I hope you write something even half as good as that about me when I'm gone. :huh:

Funnily enough it's something I have been working on for a while. I think it will go something like this:

It is with great joy that I have to announce the passing of our Forum colleague Greasy Roads, aka "Benjamin". Greasy Roads was an absolute cunt who enjoyed nothing more in life than driving his silly retro sports car to the Villa ground to watch his team of second tier losers fuck up on a regular basis. In a moment of irony, his passing came about as he hurtled head long into the Villa team bus as he tried to overtake a convertable Renault on a blind bend, also killing the entire team. My thoughts and sincere amusement is with his cat George, who can now look forward to a happier life where he won't be locked out for nine days at a time and forced to drink water from the shithouse. Greasy Roads, 1934-2018.

:party:

You cunt, I think I'll ask Jim Skidder to do it. :angry:

I hate routemaster as much as the next guy, but he's spot on here.

Me and Mrs Skidder will be dancing on your grave. :)
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Nice booty. :drool:

I will not have members drooling at black women shaking their posteriors on my forum, it's both sexist and racist.

Warning to Butch Cassady for sexist racism.

Dan

So it's ok to dance on my grave but a bit of sexist racism and you get a warning? This is so fucked up. :grrr:


One would hope that the fat arsed slag and her single brain celled friend in the gif fal victim to the antagonists in this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0435653/
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Post #104 - 16 Sep 2018, 08:17

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Dudley Sutton. :cry2:
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Post #105 - 22 Sep 2018, 07:17

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https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/fatal-plunge-window-cleaner-keeping-5433184

Matthew Corbett who cleaned the windows at Cargo studios where The Fall recorded has died after falling off his ladder. I can't find any mention of him actually having met The Fall but he might have.

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Post #106 - 22 Sep 2018, 17:18

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Post #107 - 22 Sep 2018, 20:18


I don't know which is which, a bit like Trinny and Suzanna, but I loved their music and they seemed decent fella's, not at all proddy cunts.

RIP Chas, whichever one you are.
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Post #108 - 22 Sep 2018, 20:38

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Post #109 - 27 Sep 2018, 19:15

John Cunliffe, creator of Postman Pat. :(

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Post #110 - 27 Sep 2018, 19:32

routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:15 pm wrote:John Cunliffe, creator of Postman Pat. :(

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Show some respect, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #111 - 27 Sep 2018, 19:52

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:15 pm wrote:John Cunliffe, creator of Postman Pat. :(

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Show some respect, you cunt. :grrr:

Can you provide a better fucking tribute? :angry:
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Post #112 - 27 Sep 2018, 20:00

routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:52 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:15 pm wrote:John Cunliffe, creator of Postman Pat. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-45666642

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Show some respect, you cunt. :grrr:

Can you provide a better fucking tribute? :angry:

I can.


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Post #113 - 27 Sep 2018, 20:26

Ted Gardener » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:00 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:52 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:32 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:15 pm wrote:John Cunliffe, creator of Postman Pat. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-l ... e-45666642

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Show some respect, you cunt. :grrr:

Can you provide a better fucking tribute? :angry:

I can.


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Post #115 - 01 Oct 2018, 21:33

Geoffrey Hayes, Rainbow presenter. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667


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Post #116 - 01 Oct 2018, 21:42

routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:33 pm wrote:Geoffrey Hayes, Rainbow presenter. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667


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The plucking cunts. :angry:
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Post #117 - 01 Oct 2018, 21:45

Greasy Roads » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:42 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:33 pm wrote:Geoffrey Hayes, Rainbow presenter. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667


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The plucking cunts. :angry:

Oh dear, sounds like Bungle didn't receive his royalties. :laugh:
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Post #118 - 02 Oct 2018, 07:21

routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:45 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:42 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:33 pm wrote:Geoffrey Hayes, Rainbow presenter. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667


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The plucking cunts. :angry:

Oh dear, sounds like Bungle didn't receive his royalties. :laugh:

If this is the sort of thing that you watched as a child it explains a lot about you. :mellow:
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Post #119 - 02 Oct 2018, 20:08

Greasy Roads » Tue Oct 02, 2018 8:21 am wrote:
routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:45 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Oct 01, 2018 10:42 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Oct 01, 2018 9:33 pm wrote:Geoffrey Hayes, Rainbow presenter. :(

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-45706667


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The plucking cunts. :angry:

Oh dear, sounds like Bungle didn't receive his royalties. :laugh:

If this is the sort of thing that you watched as a child it explains a lot about you. :mellow:

I was eight years old when it was first aired, my younger brother loved it. I recall telling my parents at the time what a cunt Zippy was. :angry:
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Post #120 - 10 Oct 2018, 07:29

The man who invented window sills has died. What a ledge.
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