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Post #921 - 10 Sep 2020, 15:53

routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:36 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:57 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:59 pm wrote::lol:



Poppy, 11, who was sitting on the top deck of the bus, said the children had noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash.


It's always the driver's fault isn't it? :grrr:

And who do you blame, the fucking bridge? :radged:

Poppy (11) was sat on the top deck of the bus, and by her own admission noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash. So why the fuck didn't the useless tart shout out there was a low bridge approaching instead of sitting there in silence and letting disaster happen? I bet she wasn't wearing a face mask either. :angry:


Surely a bus driver should be looking at the sign warning them a bridge too low for their vehicle is coming up, rather than a schoolchild who is way too young to be a qualified driver, having to work out how to do the bus driver's job for them? :wtf:

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Post #922 - 10 Sep 2020, 15:58

routemaster » 20 minutes ago wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:57 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:59 pm wrote::lol:



Poppy, 11, who was sitting on the top deck of the bus, said the children had noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash.


It's always the driver's fault isn't it? :grrr:

And who do you blame, the fucking bridge? :radged:

Poppy (11) was sat on the top deck of the bus, and by her own admission noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash. So why the fuck didn't the useless tart shout out there was a low bridge approaching instead of sitting there in silence and letting disaster happen? I bet she wasn't wearing a face mask either. :angry:


[a] She is probably ugly and has "issues"
[b] What was the role of the dispatcher who sets times and routes
[c] Subsidence of decayed infra-structure
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Post #923 - 10 Sep 2020, 16:02

Sonofsmegma » Thu Sep 10, 2020 4:53 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:36 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:57 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:59 pm wrote::lol:



Poppy, 11, who was sitting on the top deck of the bus, said the children had noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash.


It's always the driver's fault isn't it? :grrr:

And who do you blame, the fucking bridge? :radged:

Poppy (11) was sat on the top deck of the bus, and by her own admission noticed the driver was "going on a completely different route" in the moments before the crash. So why the fuck didn't the useless tart shout out there was a low bridge approaching instead of sitting there in silence and letting disaster happen? I bet she wasn't wearing a face mask either. :angry:


Surely a bus driver should be looking at the sign warning them a bridge too low for their vehicle is coming up, rather than a schoolchild who is way too young to be a qualified driver, having to work out how to do the bus driver's job for them? :wtf:

:wanker:

This. An 11 year girl would trust that an adult bus driver would know what he's doing. It will another year before she realises that they're all useless cunts who shouldn't allowed to drive themselves, nevermind paying passengers. :wanker:
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Post #924 - 10 Sep 2020, 16:04

[d] What were children doing riding on the roof which is the place the English traditionally reserve for sheep, goats, and crated chickens?
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Post #925 - 10 Sep 2020, 16:19

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Thu Sep 10, 2020 5:04 pm wrote:[d] What were children doing riding on the roof which is the place the English traditionally reserve for sheep, goats, and crated chickens?

Exactly, FHC. :clap:
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Post #926 - 10 Sep 2020, 16:37

Thanky :)

May wakeful bliss guide you as you deliver your passengers to their favored stopping places :halo:
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Post #927 - 10 Sep 2020, 16:50

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 11 minutes ago wrote:Thanky :)

May wakeful bliss guide you as you deliver your passengers to their favored stopping places :halo:


And may God help the poor passengers to arrive intact. :(
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Post #928 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:05

Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 5:50 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » 11 minutes ago wrote:Thanky :)

May wakeful bliss guide you as you deliver your passengers to their favored stopping places :halo:


And may God help the poor passengers to arrive intact. :(

Obviously my favoured stopping place is embedded in a low bridge. :)
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Post #929 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:20

In Penrith at a roundabout I saw a bus pass by saying on the front 'BUS FULL - COVID VIRUS"
There were about 8 people onboard, and ALL of them were sitting up the back!

We are paying for this shit.

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Post #930 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:51

Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:20 pm wrote:In Penrith at a roundabout I saw a bus pass by saying on the front 'BUS FULL - COVID VIRUS"
There were about 8 people onboard, and ALL of them were sitting up the back!

We are paying for this shit.

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I'm not, I've got a bus pass. :grin:
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Post #931 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:54

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:51 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:20 pm wrote:In Penrith at a roundabout I saw a bus pass by saying on the front 'BUS FULL - COVID VIRUS"
There were about 8 people onboard, and ALL of them were sitting up the back!

We are paying for this shit.

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I'm not, I've got a bus pass. :grin:

I pay for that fucker too. :grrr:
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Post #932 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:57

Happy Jack, we are running at 50% capacity, so a double decker will carry 35 while a single deck will carry 21. A minibus carries 14.

You are right though, the thick cunts don't socially distance themselves, they all huddle together. :wtf:
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Post #933 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:07

Greasy Roads » 8 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 6:20 pm wrote:In Penrith at a roundabout I saw a bus pass by saying on the front 'BUS FULL - COVID VIRUS"
There were about 8 people onboard, and ALL of them were sitting up the back!

We are paying for this shit.

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I'm not, I've got a bus pass. :grin:


The government is paying the buses and trains tens of millions every week to keep them running during the virus. It is coming out of our taxes of course. That's why the bus-driving cunts don't give a shit. Probably pocketing the fares.
They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains.

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Post #934 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:20

Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:07 pm wrote: They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains. :grrr:

Likewise buses, it's not deemed safe to have face to face contact between inspectors and passengers.

I'm making a small fortune on dodgy tickets. :snigger:
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Post #935 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:26

routemaster » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:07 pm wrote: They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains. :grrr:

Likewise buses, it's not deemed safe to have face to face contact between inspectors and passengers.

I'm making a small fortune on dodgy tickets. :snigger:


You absolute cunt. Profiteering on the misery of others.

Although you bus companies have always done that. :grrr:
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Post #936 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:34

Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:26 pm wrote:
routemaster » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:07 pm wrote: They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains. :grrr:

Likewise buses, it's not deemed safe to have face to face contact between inspectors and passengers.

I'm making a small fortune on dodgy tickets. :snigger:


You absolute cunt. Profiteering on the misery of others.

Although you bus companies have always done that. :grrr:

I'm not a bus company. :shrug:
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Post #937 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:37

Time to renationalise the buses and railways and only employ Communist sympathisers who care about the working man. :huh:
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Post #938 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:39

routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:34 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:26 pm wrote:
routemaster » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:07 pm wrote: They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains. :grrr:

Likewise buses, it's not deemed safe to have face to face contact between inspectors and passengers.

I'm making a small fortune on dodgy tickets. :snigger:


You absolute cunt. Profiteering on the misery of others.

Although you bus companies have always done that. :grrr:

I'm not a bus company. :shrug:

You're not any sort of company, you don't even offer your guests biscuits. :grrr:
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Post #939 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:54

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:39 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:34 pm wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:26 pm wrote:
routemaster » 2 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:07 pm wrote: They are not even checking tickets anymore on the trains. :grrr:

Likewise buses, it's not deemed safe to have face to face contact between inspectors and passengers.

I'm making a small fortune on dodgy tickets. :snigger:


You absolute cunt. Profiteering on the misery of others.

Although you bus companies have always done that. :grrr:

I'm not a bus company. :shrug:

You're not any sort of company, you don't even offer your guests biscuits. :grrr:

I have plenty of biscuits in just now, feel free to nip round. :huh:
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Post #940 - 10 Sep 2020, 18:56

Happy Jack » Thu Sep 10, 2020 7:37 pm wrote:Time to renationalise the buses

Fuck off! We'd be out till all hours again like we used to have to do. :grrr:
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