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Post #861 - 13 May 2020, 13:18

Mushshrooms » Wed May 13, 2020 7:46 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed May 13, 2020 6:36 am wrote:Image

https://thelincolnite.co.uk/2020/05/lin ... ok-videos/

Lincoln bus driver entertains people during lockdown with amusing TikTok videos.

The sooner this lower skilled cunt is in ICU the better as far as I'm concerned. :angry:

Too right.
The cunt should be dragged down to the level of every other miserable sorry sad sack arsehole with no money, no job, no future, no hope. :grrr:

It grieves me to say so, but I agree with you both, this tedious cunt is in need of a good and proper hiding. :wanker:
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Post #862 - 19 May 2020, 08:28

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London bus driver kicks, punches and spits at man on pavement ‘who claimed he had been run over twice’. Bystanders in Peckham, London watch in horror as bus driver launches assault. :radged:
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Post #863 - 19 May 2020, 08:48

Greasy Roads » Tue May 19, 2020 8:28 am wrote:Image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ement.html

London bus driver kicks, punches and spits at man on pavement ‘who claimed he had been run over twice’. Bystanders in Peckham, London watch in horror as bus driver launches assault. :radged:

I don't understand this driver's behaviour at all. :shrug:

The man can be heard saying: 'You f***ing ran me over twice! What did you run me over for you f***ing...

Surely running the cunt over once would be more than sufficient, yet he has to be run over twice and is still able to come back for more. Shoddy. :wtf:
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Post #864 - 19 May 2020, 09:07

routemaster » Tue May 19, 2020 8:48 am wrote:
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ement.html

London bus driver kicks, punches and spits at man on pavement ‘who claimed he had been run over twice’. Bystanders in Peckham, London watch in horror as bus driver launches assault. :radged:

I don't understand this driver's behaviour at all. :shrug:

The man can be heard saying: 'You f***ing ran me over twice! What did you run me over for you f***ing...

Surely running the cunt over once would be more than sufficient, yet he has to be run over twice and is still able to come back for more. Shoddy. :wtf:

Being lower-skilled he won't have run the bloke over properly. It's obvious. :huh:
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Post #865 - 19 May 2020, 09:47

It's because he TRIED to run over him. If the driver had tried to avoid hitting him the fucker would be pushing up the daisies right now.
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Post #866 - 19 May 2020, 10:02

Greasy Roads » Tue May 19, 2020 9:07 am wrote:
routemaster » Tue May 19, 2020 8:48 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Tue May 19, 2020 8:28 am wrote:Image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ement.html

London bus driver kicks, punches and spits at man on pavement ‘who claimed he had been run over twice’. Bystanders in Peckham, London watch in horror as bus driver launches assault. :radged:

I don't understand this driver's behaviour at all. :shrug:

The man can be heard saying: 'You f***ing ran me over twice! What did you run me over for you f***ing...

Surely running the cunt over once would be more than sufficient, yet he has to be run over twice and is still able to come back for more. Shoddy. :wtf:

Being lower-skilled he won't have run the bloke over properly. It's obvious. :huh:

It looks like the driver was one of those cheap knock-off imports and didn't have a clue. :rolleyes:
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Post #867 - 22 May 2020, 07:16

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Bus driver 'swears at health worker after she got on for only one stop'. :grrr:
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Post #868 - 22 May 2020, 09:04

Greasy Roads » Fri May 22, 2020 7:16 am wrote:Image

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... r-22027766

Bus driver 'swears at health worker after she got on for only one stop'. :grrr:

Fucking right too, a health worker should be promoting a fit and healthy lifestyle, not riding one stop on the bus. Also as a health worker, she’d be riddled with disease, so should follow Boris’s advice and stay off public transport. The bone idle cunt. :angry:
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Post #869 - 22 May 2020, 09:44

routemaster » Fri May 22, 2020 9:04 am wrote:
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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b ... r-22027766

Bus driver 'swears at health worker after she got on for only one stop'. :grrr:

Fucking right too, a health worker should be promoting a fit and healthy lifestyle, not riding one stop on the bus. Also as a health worker, she’d be riddled with disease, so should follow Boris’s advice and stay off public transport. The bone idle cunt. :angry:

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Post #870 - 31 May 2020, 08:13

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Bus driver leaves viewers in tears with his message of defiance as he recites a moving poem he wrote about living through the coronavirus crisis on Britain's Unsung Heroes.

"I get up every morning,
Go working at the front,
The inspector don't think much of me,
He feels that I'm a cunt." :(
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Post #871 - 31 May 2020, 09:24

Greasy Roads » Sun May 31, 2020 8:13 am wrote:Image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/arti ... iance.html

Bus driver leaves viewers in tears with his message of defiance as he recites a moving poem he wrote about living through the coronavirus crisis on Britain's Unsung Heroes.

"I get up every morning,
Go working at the front,
The inspector don't think much of me,
He feels that I'm a cunt." :(

There really are some wankers in this job. :(

The bit about not seeing the kids will be about leaving the wife to sort them out.
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Post #872 - 03 Jun 2020, 07:15

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One-legged bus driver loses other leg in crash... as he waits for a bus. :snigger:
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Post #873 - 13 Jun 2020, 08:40

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Bus driver caught speeding on A20 in Bearsted worked for Stagecoach. :grrr:
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Post #874 - 13 Jun 2020, 09:26

Jim Skidder » Sat Jun 13, 2020 8:40 am wrote:Image

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Bus driver caught speeding on A20 in Bearsted worked for Stagecoach. :grrr:

£1.29 a litre for petrol is expensive, it's only £1.07 round here. :D
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Post #875 - 13 Jun 2020, 09:38

routemaster » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:26 am wrote:
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https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/ ... er-228492/

Bus driver caught speeding on A20 in Bearsted worked for Stagecoach. :grrr:

£1.29 a litre for petrol is expensive, it's only £1.07 round here. :D

99.7p here. :)
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Post #876 - 13 Jun 2020, 09:44

Greasy Roads » Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:38 am wrote:
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https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/ ... er-228492/

Bus driver caught speeding on A20 in Bearsted worked for Stagecoach. :grrr:

£1.29 a litre for petrol is expensive, it's only £1.07 round here. :D

99.7p here. :)

Cheap supermarket petrol that fucks your engine. :huh:
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Post #877 - 21 Jun 2020, 08:14

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Leeds bus wrecked after driver appears to misjudge bridge terribly.

Surely technology could be used to prevent this common occurrence? All it would take is a map bridges linked to a GPS system in the bus. Then, if the bus approaches a bridge that it too low for it to pass under, the system would apply the brakes and administer a lethal electric shock to the driver. Thus the bus is protected and the useless driver removed from service.
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Post #878 - 21 Jun 2020, 08:50

:grin:

I think Routemaster should be selected to test such a facility.

If there is a bug, such as all bridges in Teesside administering the shock and brake treatment, rather than just those which are too low, at least a lab rat, so to speak (quite accurately), will have helped root out such teething issues.

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Post #879 - 21 Jun 2020, 19:06

Sonofsmegma » Sun Jun 21, 2020 8:50 am wrote::grin:

I think Routemaster should be selected to test such a facility.

If there is a bug, such as all bridges in Teesside administering the shock and brake treatment, rather than just those which are too low, at least a lab rat, so to speak (quite accurately), will have helped root out such teething issues.

:)

I'd like to root you out and give you some teething issues. :grrr:
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Post #880 - 21 Jun 2020, 19:18

I wonder how long it will be before S0S is placed in an iron-bar home where he can receive 24 hour monitoring. Perhaps his condition will improve in such a structured environment; after all, it has worked before - Gregory Corso and Babe Ruth are two Americans that come to mind. Oh but wait: they had talent. :)
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