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Post #661 - 07 Oct 2019, 19:01

Chavahoy » Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:
routemaster » Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:03 pm wrote:
Chavahoy » Mon Oct 07, 2019 5:59 pm wrote:I love the way the girl in yellow is giving the Renault's driver a congratulatory hug. :huh:

The Renault driver is currently being questioned by police over alleged drink-driving. :rolleyes:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/tees ... h-17046425

(Yes I know it says Teesside news ffs!)

Two points from that write up - first it's a Clio not a Megane, second the bus is going from Guisborough to Middlesbrough as a 5A, not Middlesbrough to Easington as stated which would have been a 5 going in the other direction. :huh:

Does anyone give a fuck? :mellow:

By the usual standards of this thread, routemaster's post there was vaguely informative and interesting.

Chavahoy warned for apathy.

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Post #662 - 07 Oct 2019, 19:11

Speak for yourself. :wanker:
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Post #663 - 08 Oct 2019, 06:01

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Bus driver suffers six fractures after being hit by reversing bus at depot. :banana:
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Post #664 - 09 Oct 2019, 08:04

Not content with inflicting death and serious harm on the travelling public, the cunts have now turned on each other!!
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Post #665 - 10 Oct 2019, 06:21

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Nominate your favourite bus driver. It won't be any fucker on here. :devil:
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Post #666 - 15 Oct 2019, 06:43

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School bus driver slams on brakes, sending 11-year-old boy flying into windshield. :radged:
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Post #667 - 15 Oct 2019, 19:30

StuckupPercy » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:43 am wrote:Image

https://www.wmcactionnews5.com/2019/10/ ... indshield/

School bus driver slams on brakes, sending 11-year-old boy flying into windshield. :radged:


She will be recommended for termination at an upcoming meeting.

Termination is a little harsh, surely? :D

"She"?? Looks more like Johnny Vegas. :laugh:
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Post #668 - 15 Oct 2019, 19:44

routemaster » Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:30 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:43 am wrote:Image

https://www.wmcactionnews5.com/2019/10/ ... indshield/

School bus driver slams on brakes, sending 11-year-old boy flying into windshield. :radged:


She will be recommended for termination at an upcoming meeting.

Termination is a little harsh, surely? :D

"She"?? Looks more like Johnny Vegas. :laugh:

That's not very fair on Johnny Vegas. :mellow:
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Post #669 - 18 Oct 2019, 12:45

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Yorkshire bus sailed past waiting group of 17 who had planned trip for two months. The 17-strong group were at a stop on Manchester Road as they took part in the 'Marsden by Accident' guided walk during the 4th World Congress of Psychogeography. :radged:
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Post #670 - 18 Oct 2019, 13:34

Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:45 pm wrote:Image

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/wes ... p-17084138

Yorkshire bus sailed past waiting group of 17 who had planned trip for two months. The 17-strong group were at a stop on Manchester Road as they took part in the 'Marsden by Accident' guided walk during the 4th World Congress of Psychogeography. :radged:

FFS, clearly the driver realised they were a group of walkers intent on travelling just 1 1/2 miles, so naturally decided to let them walk. Especially as the leader was a bald headed cunt with glasses. :wanker:
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Post #671 - 18 Oct 2019, 13:42

routemaster » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:45 pm wrote:Image

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/wes ... p-17084138

Yorkshire bus sailed past waiting group of 17 who had planned trip for two months. The 17-strong group were at a stop on Manchester Road as they took part in the 'Marsden by Accident' guided walk during the 4th World Congress of Psychogeography. :radged:

FFS, clearly the driver realised they were a group of walkers intent on travelling just 1 1/2 miles, so naturally decided to let them walk. Especially as the leader was a bald headed cunt with glasses. :wanker:

routemaster warned for calling a bald man with glasses a word I will not type.

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Post #672 - 18 Oct 2019, 13:45

dannynomates » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:42 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:45 pm wrote:Image

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/wes ... p-17084138

Yorkshire bus sailed past waiting group of 17 who had planned trip for two months. The 17-strong group were at a stop on Manchester Road as they took part in the 'Marsden by Accident' guided walk during the 4th World Congress of Psychogeography. :radged:

FFS, clearly the driver realised they were a group of walkers intent on travelling just 1 1/2 miles, so naturally decided to let them walk. Especially as the leader was a bald headed cunt with glasses. :wanker:

routemaster warned for calling a bald man with glasses a word I will not type.

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Cunt. :grrr:
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Post #673 - 18 Oct 2019, 14:41

routemaster » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:45 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:42 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Oct 18, 2019 2:34 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:45 pm wrote:Image

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/wes ... p-17084138

Yorkshire bus sailed past waiting group of 17 who had planned trip for two months. The 17-strong group were at a stop on Manchester Road as they took part in the 'Marsden by Accident' guided walk during the 4th World Congress of Psychogeography. :radged:

FFS, clearly the driver realised they were a group of walkers intent on travelling just 1 1/2 miles, so naturally decided to let them walk. Especially as the leader was a bald headed cunt with glasses. :wanker:

routemaster warned for calling a bald man with glasses a word I will not type.

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Cunt. :grrr:

That's the word.

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Post #674 - 18 Oct 2019, 15:10

Seems to me that the proper course of action for the driver - and I offer this in the spirit of comity and compromise - was to inform the group of 17 that there was only room for 12, take them aboard, and them proceed away with alacrity. :)
A group of 12 makes much more sense than a group of 17 - many favors would have come with a bit of quick thinking.
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Post #675 - 18 Oct 2019, 15:40

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:10 pm wrote:Seems to me that the proper course of action for the driver - and I offer this in the spirit of comity and compromise - was to inform the group of 17 that there was only room for 12, take them aboard, and them proceed away with alacrity. :)
A group of 12 makes much more sense than a group of 17 - many favors would have come with a bit of quick thinking.

No they'd have moaned like buggery if I did that. All or nothing I say.

A group of zero makes most sense. :huh:
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Post #676 - 18 Oct 2019, 15:46

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:10 pm wrote:Seems to me that the proper course of action for the driver - and I offer this in the spirit of comity and compromise - was to inform the group of 17 that there was only room for 12, take them aboard, and them proceed away with alacrity. :)
A group of 12 makes much more sense than a group of 17 - many favors would have come with a bit of quick thinking.

What should happen to the other five? :wtf:
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Post #677 - 18 Oct 2019, 18:02

They could take a self-improving correspondence course - they could offer mutual support and improve their ability to relate - and assist - fellow humans.
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Post #678 - 18 Oct 2019, 18:31

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Fri Oct 18, 2019 7:02 pm wrote:They could take a self-improving correspondence course - they could offer mutual support and improve their ability to relate - and assist - fellow humans.

Do you think that's very likely? They are psychogeographers. :shrug:
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Post #679 - 18 Oct 2019, 19:29

I've long felt that psychogeographers are capable of anything...but likely? Probably not. :( But then these post-modernist, anti-materialist, folk live in a "let's pretend" world so we can't foreclose the possibility however remote it may seem to those of us in the material world.
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Post #680 - 21 Oct 2019, 07:33

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Pembrokeshire bus driver filmed rolling cigarette while driving. :radged:
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