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Post #621 - 17 Sep 2019, 07:22

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Tue Sep 17, 2019 1:19 am wrote:
In The North » 11 Sep 2019, 12:02 wrote:Image

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bris ... ay-3305607

First West of England's statement after bus crashed into bridge.

It presumably says, "Our drivers are all thick cunts who fail to notice that they're driving a double-decker and approaching a low bridge." :radged:


Bus companies employ people who plan the routes its buses are to take and among other things considered are the clearances of bridges on the route and the height of the buses. Drivers cannot deviate from the given route except by permission from the dispatcher. :yes:

Who appointed you chief apologist for these homicidal cunts? :radged:
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Post #623 - 19 Sep 2019, 12:43

The song for the soundtrack should be: Give Me Back My Wig by Hound Dog Taylor
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Post #624 - 23 Sep 2019, 07:36

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A school bus driver in Washington was arrested after a young student called 911 to report her for running red lights while driving drunk. :grrr:
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Post #625 - 23 Sep 2019, 08:09

Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:36 am wrote:Image

https://nypost.com/2019/09/22/school-bu ... ing-drunk/

A school bus driver in Washington was arrested after a young student called 911 to report her for running red lights while driving drunk. :grrr:


Fucking meddling kids, the poor woman was upset after her divorce and now she's going to lose her livelihood too.

Is it any wonder bus drivers drink heavily? :angry:
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Post #626 - 23 Sep 2019, 09:01

FriedBurger » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:09 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:36 am wrote:Image

https://nypost.com/2019/09/22/school-bu ... ing-drunk/

A school bus driver in Washington was arrested after a young student called 911 to report her for running red lights while driving drunk. :grrr:


Fucking meddling kids, the poor woman was upset after her divorce and now she's going to lose her livelihood too.

Is it any wonder bus drivers drink heavily? :angry:

Hmm, have to agree with this somewhat.
Fucking little turds of kids, so precious, so entitled, in reality they should get down on their lousy stinking knees and thank her for driving them around and putting up with them, drunk or not.
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Post #627 - 25 Sep 2019, 08:34

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Bus firm goes bust. The first of many hopefully. :)
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Post #628 - 25 Sep 2019, 18:51


We've had loads of their buses, they're mostly cheap shite. :rolleyes:
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Post #629 - 26 Sep 2019, 08:14

routemaster » Wed Sep 25, 2019 7:51 pm wrote:

We've had loads of their buses, they're mostly cheap shite. :rolleyes:

Any bus called Routemaster is going to be shite. :grin:
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Post #630 - 26 Sep 2019, 18:42

Until the early 1950s, bus drivers on interstate routes could perform marriages in the state of Utah.
Cross country bus drivers were considered to be "captains of the ship" - They could not mete out corporal punishment however and could only force an unruly passenger to get off the bus at any point. In a state like Utah, the passenger became alone "in the big lonely."
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Post #631 - 26 Sep 2019, 19:16

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:42 pm wrote:Until the early 1950s, bus drivers on interstate routes could perform marriages in the state of Utah.
Cross country bus drivers were considered to be "captains of the ship" - They could not mete out corporal punishment however and could only force an unruly passenger to get off the bus at any point. In a state like Utah, the passenger became alone "in the big lonely."

I doubt there'd be much call for a driver here to perform marriages on route, divorces would be more likely.

We can eject an unruly passenger, but force must not be too heavy so as not to injure the poor cunt. Otherwise he may make a claim for compensation. :rolleyes:
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Post #632 - 26 Sep 2019, 19:23

In certain areas of the law, under the captain-of-the-ship status, the driver was allowed discretionary powers which were not reviewable in the courts. If a passenger had to walk the metaphorical plank, it's tough titties for the unruly passenger.
I don't know if divorces entered into the drivers' purview. Interesting bit of Americana now in the past. :(
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Post #633 - 26 Sep 2019, 19:39

Why would couples suddenly want to marry midway through a bus journey? :lol:
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Post #634 - 26 Sep 2019, 19:45

routemaster » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:39 pm wrote:Why would couples suddenly want to marry midway through a bus journey? :lol:

Through a sense of impending doom probably. :huh:
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Post #635 - 26 Sep 2019, 19:54

Greasy Roads » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:45 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:39 pm wrote:Why would couples suddenly want to marry midway through a bus journey? :lol:

Through a sense of impending doom probably. :huh:

Thanks, I'll bear that in mind next time I see a couple getting unduly luvvy-duvvy . :devil:
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Post #636 - 26 Sep 2019, 20:33

if the couple were heading east, the documentation needed for marriage is much greater than in Utah just as Nevada is laxer than Utah.

Then there's the possibility that the young feminina's family may invoke the Mann Act which has given many well known people more trouble than they ever wanted.
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Post #638 - 29 Sep 2019, 08:07

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Black Country bus driver disciplined after viral video. :clap:
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Post #639 - 29 Sep 2019, 10:08

routemaster » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:16 pm wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:42 pm wrote:Until the early 1950s, bus drivers on interstate routes could perform marriages in the state of Utah.
Cross country bus drivers were considered to be "captains of the ship" - They could not mete out corporal punishment however and could only force an unruly passenger to get off the bus at any point. In a state like Utah, the passenger became alone "in the big lonely."

I doubt there'd be much call for a driver here to perform marriages on route, divorces would be more likely.

We can eject an unruly passenger, but force must not be too heavy so as not to injure the poor cunt. Otherwise he may make a claim for compensation. :rolleyes:


Talking of couples on buses, how would you have reacted to ferrying these two about?

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Post #640 - 29 Sep 2019, 20:21

Sonofsmegma » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:08 am wrote:
Talking of couples on buses, how would you have reacted to ferrying these two about?

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The cunts wouldn't have been allowed on in the first place. :rolleyes:
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