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Post #501 - 26 Jul 2019, 17:43

StuckupPercy » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:51 am wrote:Image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... acism.html

Furious cyclist blocks double decker bus with his Boris bike as he accuses the black driver of racism for not letting him and his bicycle on board.

The racist cunt. :grrr:


This is typical of the type of cunt we have to put up with. Bikes are not allowed on board, it's a health and safety issue, so fuck off a ride your bikes. :grrr:
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Post #502 - 26 Jul 2019, 20:12

routemaster » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:43 pm wrote:
StuckupPercy » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:51 am wrote:Image

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... acism.html

Furious cyclist blocks double decker bus with his Boris bike as he accuses the black driver of racism for not letting him and his bicycle on board.

The racist cunt. :grrr:


This is typical of the type of cunt we have to put up with. Bikes are not allowed on board, it's a health and safety issue, so fuck off a ride your bikes. :grrr:

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Post #503 - 28 Jul 2019, 05:46

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Bus crash wrecks start lights at Hockenheim. :radged:
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Post #504 - 01 Aug 2019, 05:54

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/31/woman-ki ... -10494514/

Woman kicked off bus ‘for not wearing enough clothes’. :wtf:
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Post #505 - 01 Aug 2019, 08:44

StuckupPercy » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:54 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/31/woman-ki ... -10494514/

Woman kicked off bus ‘for not wearing enough clothes’. :wtf:


That's just stupid, young Swedish blondes should only be kicked off for wearing too many clothes. :drool:
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Post #506 - 01 Aug 2019, 14:27

Butch Cassady » Thu Aug 01, 2019 9:44 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:54 am wrote:Image

https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/31/woman-ki ... -10494514/

Woman kicked off bus ‘for not wearing enough clothes’. :wtf:


That's just stupid, young Swedish blondes should only be kicked off for wearing too many clothes. :drool:

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Post #507 - 01 Aug 2019, 17:07

Jack Kerouac had this to report about part of his many transcontinental bus trips:

"...the old men of Montana...Billings, Miles City, Butte...The bus rolled on, to Terry, then Glendive, the last Montana way station; soon we were in Beach, North Dakota, in a dismal bitter night beneath the cold moon. At Medora the incalulable Missouri's little tributary namesake and worn a rock canyon of ghostly snow rocks and buttes that stood in bulging haunted shapes in endlessness, and this was the heart of the Badlands, ambiguous heaths for the shades of old outlaws in flight from the law of raw towns. Then to Dickinson where the mad bus driver almost went off the road on a sudden snowdrift. It didn't bother him in the least; he bowled right along at seventy; a mile out of Dickinson he rammed into an impassable drift and there we stuck in the middle of a blizzard traffic jam...The town of Dickinson took it upon itself to clear the emergency. When they made a hole in the snow, forlorn swirls came from the plain of Saskatchewan and filled it in again. The maniacal bus driver backed from the snowdrift, gunned his diesel motor, yelled 'Lookout!' out the window and took off on dry ground at fifty miles an hour and swoshed in. We swerved into a panel truck and hit the jackpot. We sideswiped a brand new Ford. We sloughed right through and came out the other side triumphant. There were cheers in the arctic night."

The above is typical of what bus drivers go through everyday although few have a Jack Kerouac to document their bravery and skill and - yes - daring. I recommend that we think twice before we besmirch those unsung heroes of the highways and avenues: The Bus Drivers.
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Post #508 - 01 Aug 2019, 17:24

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:07 pm wrote:Jack Kerouac had this to report about part of his many transcontinental bus trips:

"...the old men of Montana...Billings, Miles City, Butte...The bus rolled on, to Terry, then Glendive, the last Montana way station; soon we were in Beach, North Dakota, in a dismal bitter night beneath the cold moon. At Medora the incalulable Missouri's little tributary namesake and worn a rock canyon of ghostly snow rocks and buttes that stood in bulging haunted shapes in endlessness, and this was the heart of the Badlands, ambiguous heaths for the shades of old outlaws in flight from the law of raw towns. Then to Dickinson where the mad bus driver almost went off the road on a sudden snowdrift. It didn't bother him in the least; he bowled right along at seventy; a mile out of Dickinson he rammed into an impassable drift and there we stuck in the middle of a blizzard traffic jam...The town of Dickinson took it upon itself to clear the emergency. When they made a hole in the snow, forlorn swirls came from the plain of Saskatchewan and filled it in again. The maniacal bus driver backed from the snowdrift, gunned his diesel motor, yelled 'Lookout!' out the window and took off on dry ground at fifty miles an hour and swoshed in. We swerved into a panel truck and hit the jackpot. We sideswiped a brand new Ford. We sloughed right through and came out the other side triumphant. There were cheers in the arctic night."

The above is typical of what bus drivers go through everyday although few have a Jack Kerouac to document their bravery and skill and - yes - daring. I recommend that we think twice before we besmirch those unsung heroes of the highways and avenues: The Bus Drivers.


Some excellent words there, Father HC. :clap:

It's a shame more here don't recognise this sort of trauma we are put through on a daily basis. :angry:
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Post #509 - 01 Aug 2019, 17:49

It's because of the Bus Drivers' Code which stresses modesty and service.
In my view,When Ham the Space Monkey returned, NASA should have recruited union bus drivers to fly their little moon ships. We would have gotten to the moon a lot quicker and instead of taking a bourgeois golf club to try and show that these automatons had humanity, the bus drivers would have taken a selection of lagers and ales and perhaps a space feminina to boot.
The word needs to be gotten out - Jack did his part; and, those of us who wear, or wore, a shirt with our name stitched or fastened to it, need solidarity to let the world know what they consider heroism is a day at the office for us - bus drivers in this instance.
Bravo to you and your comrades!!
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Post #510 - 03 Aug 2019, 05:37

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Thu Aug 01, 2019 6:49 pm wrote:It's because of the Bus Drivers' Code which stresses modesty and service.
In my view,When Ham the Space Monkey returned, NASA should have recruited union bus drivers to fly their little moon ships. We would have gotten to the moon a lot quicker and instead of taking a bourgeois golf club to try and show that these automatons had humanity, the bus drivers would have taken a selection of lagers and ales and perhaps a space feminina to boot.
The word needs to be gotten out - Jack did his part; and, those of us who wear, or wore, a shirt with our name stitched or fastened to it, need solidarity to let the world know what they consider heroism is a day at the office for us - bus drivers in this instance.
Bravo to you and your comrades!!

What complete bollocks, they all need locking up. Take this one for example:

https://abc13.com/bus-driver-tested-pos ... -/5437675/

Bus driver who blamed doughnut for erratic driving tested positive for controlled substances. :radged:
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Post #511 - 03 Aug 2019, 09:46

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:49 pm wrote:It's because of the Bus Drivers' Code which stresses modesty and service.
In my view,When Ham the Space Monkey returned, NASA should have recruited union bus drivers to fly their little moon ships. We would have gotten to the moon a lot quicker and instead of taking a bourgeois golf club to try and show that these automatons had humanity, the bus drivers would have taken a selection of lagers and ales and perhaps a space feminina to boot.
The word needs to be gotten out - Jack did his part; and, those of us who wear, or wore, a shirt with our name stitched or fastened to it, need solidarity to let the world know what they consider heroism is a day at the office for us - bus drivers in this instance.
Bravo to you and your comrades!!

I know what absolute fucking shit is when I read it, and I've just read it!! :wanker: :wanker:
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Post #512 - 03 Aug 2019, 10:45

The majority of people don't have a code to live by and they are rudderless in a turbulent sea. They tend to lash out when they feel they are circling the vortex ready to be sucked down forever - all for want of a moral and ethical compass. More to be pitied then censured is the saying but perhaps it's more of a case of willful ninniousity. :)
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Post #513 - 03 Aug 2019, 10:51

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:45 am wrote:The majority of people don't have a code to live by and they are rudderless in a turbulent sea. They tend to lash out when they feel they are circling the vortex ready to be sucked down forever - all for want of a moral and ethical compass. More to be pitied then censured is the saying but perhaps it's more of a case of willful ninniousity. :)

Or to put it another way, fuck off Mushshrooms. :fu:
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Post #514 - 03 Aug 2019, 10:56

Yes: your wording has the advantage of verbal economy. Thanks. :drink:
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Post #515 - 03 Aug 2019, 14:05

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:56 am wrote:Yes: your wording has the advantage of verbal economy. Thanks. :drink:

Here to help. :)
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Post #516 - 04 Aug 2019, 04:14

routemaster » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:45 am wrote:The majority of people don't have a code to live by and they are rudderless in a turbulent sea. They tend to lash out when they feel they are circling the vortex ready to be sucked down forever - all for want of a moral and ethical compass. More to be pitied then censured is the saying but perhaps it's more of a case of willful ninniousity. :)

Or to put it another way, fuck off Mushshrooms. :fu:

Pah!! What a fucking joke!!
Just when have you bus driving cunts ever displayed a lick of modesty or provided an ounce of service?? :grrr:
You lot are about on par on the evolutionary scale as postal workers, i.e. one brain cell above a trilobyte :fu:
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Post #517 - 04 Aug 2019, 08:33

Mushshrooms » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:14 am wrote:
routemaster » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:51 am wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:45 am wrote:The majority of people don't have a code to live by and they are rudderless in a turbulent sea. They tend to lash out when they feel they are circling the vortex ready to be sucked down forever - all for want of a moral and ethical compass. More to be pitied then censured is the saying but perhaps it's more of a case of willful ninniousity. :)

Or to put it another way, fuck off Mushshrooms. :fu:

Pah!! What a fucking joke!!
Just when have you bus driving cunts ever displayed a lick of modesty or provided an ounce of service?? :grrr:
You lot are about on par on the evolutionary scale as postal workers, i.e. one brain cell above a trilobyte :fu:

I've never been so insulted. :angry:

Oh hang on, there was that time my five year old nephew stuck his tongue out at me. :wanker:
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Post #518 - 04 Aug 2019, 15:51

Trilobytes existed in the planet's oceans for over 300 million years: They were a hugely successful animal group. To be compared with a trilobyte is to be complimented.

Considering the stresses, strains, insults to mind and body, and managerial boobery to be coped with, bus drivers have endured and succeeded. They are the trilobytes of the working class :clap:

We shall leave for another time the green-eyed envy which motivates attacks on these Knights of the Highways and Byways. :angry:
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Post #519 - 04 Aug 2019, 16:15

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:51 pm wrote:Trilobytes existed in the planet's oceans for over 300 million years: They were a hugely successful animal group. To be compared with a trilobyte is to be complimented.

Considering the stresses, strains, insults to mind and body, and managerial boobery to be coped with, bus drivers have endured and succeeded. They are the trilobytes of the working class :clap:

We shall leave for another time the green-eyed envy which motivates attacks on these Knights of the Highways and Byways. :angry:

Nobody envies a fucking bus driver, they are attacked because they're the scum of the earth. :radged:
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Post #520 - 04 Aug 2019, 16:56

Greasy Roads » 37 minutes ago wrote:
Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:51 pm wrote:Trilobytes existed in the planet's oceans for over 300 million years: They were a hugely successful animal group. To be compared with a trilobyte is to be complimented.

Considering the stresses, strains, insults to mind and body, and managerial boobery to be coped with, bus drivers have endured and succeeded. They are the trilobytes of the working class :clap:

We shall leave for another time the green-eyed envy which motivates attacks on these Knights of the Highways and Byways. :angry:

Nobody envies a fucking bus driver, they are attacked because they're the scum of the earth. :radged:


A mere slur doesn't warrant a response...It must be a bitter feeling to know you didn't have what it takes to be a bus driver. Still, most don't, and also most don't stoop to tarring a noble profession with the broad brush of bile.
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