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Post #421 - 03 May 2019, 06:39

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London bus driver attacked with hammer ‘after waking up passenger'.

He paid his fare, he's entitled to a nap. :grrr:
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Post #422 - 04 May 2019, 06:21

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Watch moment a bus is swept 10 metres into the air by a giant tornado.

I've got this on repeat. :coffee:
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Post #423 - 04 May 2019, 21:03

Greasy Roads » Sat May 04, 2019 7:21 am wrote:Image

https://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/ ... rash-video

Watch moment a bus is swept 10 metres into the air by a giant tornado.

I've got this on repeat. :coffee:


the bus drives towards the unusual, two-tone vortex which is making its way through a field by the side of the road.

That was a bit fucking stupid really, wasn't it? :wtf:
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Post #424 - 05 May 2019, 08:09

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Furious father says his daughter, 15, was told to 'get off the fucking bus' by a driver who refused to let her pay child fare - even though she showed her PASSPORT as proof of age. :grrr:
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Post #425 - 05 May 2019, 08:59

Greasy Roads » Sun May 05, 2019 9:09 am wrote:Image

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Furious father says his daughter, 15, was told to 'get off the fucking bus' by a driver who refused to let her pay child fare - even though she showed her PASSPORT as proof of age. :grrr:

The driver was in the wrong charging her full fare or refusing her travel. However I'll guarantee you she'll suddenly become 18 when she's out buying booze and fags, and her dad is a cunt of the first order allowing her out at 11pm if she is 15. :wtf:
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Post #426 - 05 May 2019, 09:12

routemaster » Sun May 05, 2019 9:59 am wrote:The driver was in the wrong.

:yes:
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Post #427 - 05 May 2019, 09:26

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Post #428 - 06 May 2019, 08:52


It makes me very uncomfortable when anyone other than me thinks about girls my daughter's age in this way.

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Post #429 - 12 May 2019, 06:04

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A journalist drives a London bus.

"Once I have the hang of the transmission, these beasts are a joy to drive. I take my first corner with ease. The secret is to wait until your body is level with the object you want to turn past, and only then move the wheel. In contrast to the cliched oil tanker, the double-decker's turning circle is tight as a button. I hardly need to do a thing. The bus continues on auto at a steady 5 mph, no brakes or gas necessary."

This is money for old rope, isn't it? :grrr:
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Post #430 - 12 May 2019, 09:03


He wants to try getting a Temsa Avenue down Saltburn Bank at 40mph on a 1:4 hill with hairpin bend while eating a sausage sandwich and not spilling his coffee, the cunt. :angry:
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Post #431 - 12 May 2019, 15:19

routemaster » Sun May 12, 2019 10:03 am wrote:

He wants to try getting a Temsa Avenue down Saltburn Bank at 40mph on a 1:4 hill with hairpin bend while eating a sausage sandwich and not spilling his coffee, the cunt. :angry:

"You know that thing when you're sat on the top deck and you think 'no way is the driver going to make that corner'? Well it's the same in the driver's seat. What looks like a certain collision is avoided by the bus's ability to turn on an Oyster-tapped sixpence."

Anyone could do it. :wanker:
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Post #432 - 13 May 2019, 06:26

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'I'm 70 years old and I could beat the shit out of you!': Foul-mouthed pensioner rants at London bus driver who tells him to 'start walking, cunt' in row over whether he missed a stop. The pensioner bellows: 'I'll fucking punch your head in!' to the bus driver. :clap:
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Post #433 - 13 May 2019, 07:19

Fucking bald-headed scum.
Bet the cunt wears glasses and all........
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Post #434 - 13 May 2019, 07:31

Mushshrooms » Mon May 13, 2019 8:19 am wrote:Fucking bald-headed scum.
Bet the the cunt wears glasses and all........

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Post #435 - 16 May 2019, 14:25

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Bus driver in the North-East desecrates scores of graves, the cunt. :grrr:
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Post #436 - 16 May 2019, 16:38

Suspicious that the cunt has gone quiet this afternoon. :wanker:
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Post #437 - 16 May 2019, 19:28

Sonofsmegma » Thu May 16, 2019 5:38 pm wrote:Suspicious that the cunt has gone quiet this afternoon. :wanker:

Maybe he's driven himself to an early grave. :devil:
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Post #438 - 16 May 2019, 20:16

Greasy Roads » Thu May 16, 2019 8:28 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu May 16, 2019 5:38 pm wrote:Suspicious that the cunt has gone quiet this afternoon. :wanker:

Maybe he's driven himself to an early grave. :devil:

I was busy on the Park 'n' Die Ride and the fucking wi-fi wasn't working. :grrr:

And how many more times do I have to tell you the brakes on an Optare Solo are notoriously shit. Of course the bus company management will bury any signs of negligence, and the driver will be in grave danger of losing his job. Someone will be coffin up a lot for the repairs though.
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Post #439 - 16 May 2019, 20:34

Post deleted due to it being incredibly boring, as is much of this thread.

I'll leave a link of the image Sonofsmegma posted which was the most amusing aspect.


https://i.imgflip.com/315gjo.jpg

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Post #440 - 17 May 2019, 02:32

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