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Post #221 - 08 Oct 2018, 18:23

routemaster » Mon Oct 08, 2018 6:14 pm wrote:
Priory Jack » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:39 pm wrote:I'd take the child out. :)

The child in the road was probably running away from a sick pervert like you. :angry:


Btw my account has been hacked again.

Yeah right. :wanker:
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Post #222 - 10 Oct 2018, 19:27

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Post #223 - 10 Oct 2018, 21:24


There's something about the Fiat Seicento owner that makes them a complete cunt. :rolleyes:

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Post #224 - 18 Oct 2018, 19:48

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Seems like good value. :)
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Post #225 - 18 Oct 2018, 20:00

StickupPercy » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:48 pm wrote:Image

Seems like good value. :)

She's Welsh, that's expensive there. I hear.
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Post #226 - 18 Oct 2018, 20:26

Greasy Roads » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:00 pm wrote:
StickupPercy » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:48 pm wrote:Image

Seems like good value. :)

She's Welsh, that's expensive there. I hear.

As a 5 series driver, it's of no object to me. :huh:
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Post #227 - 19 Oct 2018, 06:42

StickupPercy » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:26 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:00 pm wrote:
StickupPercy » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:48 pm wrote:Image

Seems like good value. :)

She's Welsh, that's expensive there. I hear.

As a 5 series driver, it's of no object to me. :huh:

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Post #228 - 19 Oct 2018, 06:53

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Bus driver set 13 cars on fire in revenge attack, court hears. Scum. :grrr:
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Post #229 - 19 Oct 2018, 20:17

Greasy Roads » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:53 am wrote:Image

https://www.thenational.ae/uae/bus-driv ... s-1.781850

Bus driver set 13 cars on fire in revenge attack, court hears. Scum. :grrr:

Records showed that the cars that were badly damaged - some of which are owned by companies - were a Hyundai Accord, Mitsubishi Lancer, Hyundai Tucson, Hyundai Sonata, Toyota Fortuner, Lexus, Hyundai Elantra, Chevrolet Corvette, two Toyota Prado cars, Nissan Tida, and a Peugeot.


Good work that man, just a shame there were no Beemers in the vicinity. :faceslap:
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Post #230 - 21 Oct 2018, 18:47

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A day in the life of the award-winning Stagecoach bus driver who is the best in the country.

1. Get up

2. Drive bus

3. Crash into building

4. Go home to bed

He looks like a right boring twat. :angry:
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Post #231 - 21 Oct 2018, 19:17

High Telephone Line » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:47 pm wrote:Image

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/n ... ch-2116985

A day in the life of the award-winning Stagecoach bus driver who is the best in the country.

1. Get up

2. Drive bus

3. Crash into building

4. Go home to bed

He looks like a right boring twat. :angry:


Where to begin with this? :wtf:


For Anthony Quinn it’s the pleasantries he gets from the Stagecoach customers which make his day.

That's seeing them get off then.

When he arrives at the Gloucester bus depot on London Road at the start of his shift he gives the bus he’s driving – usually the 10 service - the once over before he sets off.

He checks he's got his fags and iPhone.

After making sure the bus he’s driving is suitable for a day on the road, the 52-year-old puts the keys in the ignition and gets ready to serve the people of Gloucestershire.

What fucking keys? Last bus I saw with a key was a Ford Transit in 1985. :rolleyes:

Sat behind the wheel he drives out to his first stop and greets the passengers waiting to board the bus.

"Oh not this miserable old bitch again?"

When his shift is done, he brings the bus back to the depot and hands the key over to his colleagues to park it up.

There is no fucking key! :grrr:

The Gloucester grandad knows he’s done a good job if people have said “thank you” for his work.

He's done a good job if they get off limping and calling him a cunt. :angry:

“I get so many complaints. It’s nice when people say fuck you.

I'm messing about now. :grin:

Rupert Cox, Managing Director of Stagecoach West, said: “We are delighted with Anthony’s success in the UK Bus Driver of the Year competition and the skill and dedication he has shown. We shall of course sack the tedious little wanker in an instance the second he puts a foot wrong."

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Post #232 - 21 Oct 2018, 20:38

Buses don't have keys? :devil:
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Post #233 - 21 Oct 2018, 21:10

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:
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Post #234 - 21 Oct 2018, 21:17

routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:
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Post #235 - 21 Oct 2018, 21:23

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:

It's high time you did so again. :angry:
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Post #236 - 21 Oct 2018, 21:28

routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:23 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:

It's high time you did so again. :angry:

I'd sooner leech off the workers. :)
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Post #237 - 21 Oct 2018, 21:49

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:23 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:

It's high time you did so again. :angry:

I'd sooner leech off the workers. :)

Fucking shameless. :grrr:
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Post #238 - 22 Oct 2018, 06:20

routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:49 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:23 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:

It's high time you did so again. :angry:

I'd sooner leech off the workers. :)

Fucking shameless. :grrr:

You only need to work another 30 years to pay for me, stop whinging. :yes:
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Post #239 - 22 Oct 2018, 20:10

Greasy Roads » Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:20 am wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:49 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:28 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:23 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:10 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:38 pm wrote:Buses don't have keys? :devil:

Nope, just a selection of buttons. :huh:

I used to earn my living pressing buttons. :devil:

It's high time you did so again. :angry:

I'd sooner leech off the workers. :)

Fucking shameless. :grrr:

You only need to work another 30 years to pay for me, stop whinging. :yes:

I'm working for another 12 years then you're on your own you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #240 - 23 Oct 2018, 09:29

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Yorkshire Tiger bus crashes into Shipley opticians. Insert your own Specsavers joke here. :huh:

"It was a big surprise and a shock. You do not expect to see a bus sticking halfway in to a shop window." What planet is guy on? :wtf:
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