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Post #1 - 04 Jan 2018, 19:48

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2017/09/24/man-dies-after-bmw-and-double-decker-bus-crash-in-great-barr/

A man has died after a double-decker bus collided with the BMW he was driving in Great Barr.

All gave some, some gave all. :(
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Post #2 - 05 Jan 2018, 00:44

Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
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Post #3 - 05 Jan 2018, 08:38

routemaster, Jan 5 2018, 12:44:10 AM wrote:Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
Although nobody's said that they're remotely offended by this post it contains two 'cunts' and a 'shithole'. I have set a completely arbritary limit of 1.53 swear words per post. Anything in excess of this I will consider as breaking the forum's Terms Of Use Section 18(g).

Therefore routemaster, This is a warning.

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Post #4 - 05 Jan 2018, 08:47

routemaster, Jan 5 2018, 12:44:10 AM wrote:Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
As a BMW driver in Swindon it's bad enough trying to negotiate the roundabouts there without homicidal bastards like you trying to take me out. :angry:

It's Leicester that are the cunts, BTW. Image
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Post #5 - 05 Jan 2018, 10:53

dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 08:38:56 AM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 5 2018, 12:44:10 AM wrote:Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
Although nobody's said that they're remotely offended by this post it contains two 'cunts' and a 'shithole'. I have set a completely arbritary limit of 1.53 swear words per post. Anything in excess of this I will consider as breaking the forum's Terms Of Use Section 18(g).

Therefore routemaster, This is a warning.

Dan



You're a fucking imposter, you didn't sign off with the official "Dan" signature and you didn't have the balls to activate the warning, you cunt. :wanker:

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Post #6 - 05 Jan 2018, 13:24

dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 10:53:23 AM wrote:
dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 08:38:56 AM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 5 2018, 12:44:10 AM wrote:Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
Although nobody's said that they're remotely offended by this post it contains two 'cunts' and a 'shithole'. I have set a completely arbritary limit of 1.53 swear words per post. Anything in excess of this I will consider as breaking the forum's Terms Of Use Section 18(g).

Therefore routemaster, This is a warning.

Da



You're a fucking imposter, you didn't sign off with the official "Dan" signature and you didn't have the balls to activate the warning, you cunt. :wanker:

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Post #7 - 05 Jan 2018, 13:29

dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 01:24:51 PM wrote:
dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 10:53:23 AM wrote:
dannynomates, Jan 5 2018, 08:38:56 AM wrote:
routemaster, Jan 5 2018, 12:44:10 AM wrote:Hello! :wave:

I'm a bus driver and can confirm when driving round such shitholes as Great Barr, the temptation to take out BMW driving cunts is sometimes too much to bear. :)

I'm also a huge Cocteau Twins fan as my delightful avatar will attest. :wub:

Aston Villa are cunts. :wanker:
Although nobody's said that they're remotely offended by this post it contains two 'cunts' and a 'shithole'. I have set a completely arbritary limit of 1.53 swear words per post. Anything in excess of this I will consider as breaking the forum's Terms Of Use Section 18(g).

Therefore routemaster, This is a warning.

Dan



You're a fucking imposter, you didn't sign off with the official "Dan" signature and you didn't have the balls to activate the warning, you cunt. :wanker:

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Post #8 - 07 Jan 2018, 09:45

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Post #9 - 07 Jan 2018, 21:07

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/will-young-sadiq-khan-transport-for-london-tfl-homophobic-abuse-a8145726.html

Will Young appeals to Sadiq Khan to help trace bus driver who subjected him to homophobic abuse.

Pop star says he was called a ‘poofter’ by London bus driver, who TfL has so far been unable to identify.
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Post #10 - 07 Jan 2018, 21:09

Greasy Roads, Jan 7 2018, 09:07:10 PM wrote:http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/will-young-sadiq-khan-transport-for-london-tfl-homophobic-abuse-a8145726.html

Will Young appeals to Sadiq Khan to help trace bus driver who subjected him to homophobic abuse.

Pop star says he was called a ‘poofter’ by London bus driver, who TfL has so far been unable to identify.
This absolutely disgusts me. Couldn't the driver have found a more gender neutral term to call the little twat? :angry:

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Post #11 - 08 Jan 2018, 17:25

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Post #12 - 09 Jan 2018, 00:27

The music was beautiful.
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Post #13 - 17 Jan 2018, 17:24

https://news.sky.com/story/snake-on-a-bus-police-remove-slippery-passenger-in-shipley-11207896

Police remove snake from bus in Shipley. This one wasn't driving it for a change.
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Post #14 - 18 Jan 2018, 20:23

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Fuck that, the one on here's bad enough. :angry:
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Post #15 - 18 Jan 2018, 22:52

Oh I say. :wub:

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Post #16 - 18 Jan 2018, 23:01

routemaster, Jan 18 2018, 10:52:55 PM wrote:Oh I say. :wub:

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Post #17 - 18 Jan 2018, 23:08

SteveSummerOf69, Jan 18 2018, 11:01:07 PM wrote:
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Oh fuck off back to your Cardiff bendy-buses. :angry:


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Post #18 - 18 Jan 2018, 23:10

routemaster, Jan 18 2018, 11:08:29 PM wrote:
SteveSummerOf69, Jan 18 2018, 11:01:07 PM wrote:
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Oh fuck off back to your Cardiff bendy-buses. :angry:


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Post #19 - 18 Jan 2018, 23:17

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Only half of bus drivers are wankers, the others are cunts. :angry:
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Post #20 - 18 Jan 2018, 23:34

When Big Vern is back from Auckland sorting Connie out, and before he departs to Canadia to deal with Flowery Cakes or whatever she's called, I'll be directing him to this thread. :angry:
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