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Post #881 - 30 May 2019, 18:45

routemaster » Thu May 30, 2019 6:35 pm wrote:Image

I drafted some notes out for 2010 last night and I can't make head nor fucking tail of them now. :wtf:

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Post #882 - 31 May 2019, 21:51

I'm in the Malvern hills, it's like hell on earth. :- (
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Post #883 - 31 May 2019, 21:57

The Strange One » Fri May 31, 2019 9:51 pm wrote:I'm in the Malvern hills, it's like hell on earth. :- (

It's full of cunts, mate. :(
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Post #884 - 31 May 2019, 22:06

My dad :wanker: said something about it being Greasy Roads' neck of the woods. :(

Can't be as grim as Teesside though.
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Post #885 - 31 May 2019, 22:14

The local drivers are terrible. The A449 is particularly dangerous. :(

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https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/bad- ... erns-9864/

“People come down here at 70, 80, 90 miles per hour..."


We can guess the sort of cunt that's referring to. :grrr:
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Post #886 - 31 May 2019, 22:20

routemaster » Fri May 31, 2019 10:14 pm wrote:The local drivers are terrible. The A449 is particularly dangerous. :(

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https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/bad- ... erns-9864/

“People come down here at 70, 80, 90 miles per hour..."


We can guess the sort of cunt that's referring to. :grrr:

That's Herefordshire, they're a bit slow over there. :yes:
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Post #887 - 31 May 2019, 22:53

routemaster » Fri May 31, 2019 9:14 pm wrote:The local drivers are terrible. The A449 is particularly dangerous. :(

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https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/bad- ... erns-9864/

“People come down here at 70, 80, 90 miles per hour..."


We can guess the sort of cunt that's referring to. :grrr:



To make matters worse, the local council is going to reopen the Edward Elgar Route and allow it to be defiled by letting fuckers driving these shitboxes on it!!! :swear: :swear:

https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/edwa ... elaunched/
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Post #888 - 31 May 2019, 22:58

Mushshrooms » Fri May 31, 2019 10:53 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri May 31, 2019 9:14 pm wrote:The local drivers are terrible. The A449 is particularly dangerous. :(

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https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/bad- ... erns-9864/

“People come down here at 70, 80, 90 miles per hour..."


We can guess the sort of cunt that's referring to. :grrr:



To make matters worse, the local council is going to reopen the Edward Elgar Route and allow it to be defiled by letting fuckers driving these shitboxes on it!!! :swear: :swear:

https://malvernobserver.co.uk/news/edwa ... elaunched/

The route will take about an hour-and-a-half to complete by car or three-and-a-half hours by bike, depending on ability.


Or a day and a half in a Morgan. :laugh:
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Post #889 - 01 Jun 2019, 06:30

George woke me up with a dead mouse at 5.30. :grrr:
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Post #890 - 01 Jun 2019, 08:16

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Post #891 - 01 Jun 2019, 18:49

Whilst on holiday in England I asked some miserable looking kut the way to the campsite. His directions were shit and I cycled many kilometres before I got back there. :angry:
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Post #892 - 01 Jun 2019, 21:31

CrossdressedHector » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:49 pm wrote:Whilst on holiday in England I asked some miserable looking kut the way to the campsite. His directions were shit and I cycled many kilometres before I got back there. :angry:

We don't like you stereotypical Dutch kuts coming to Wiltshire, you're lucky we didn't perform a stereotypical Wiltshire welcoming ceremony.
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Post #893 - 02 Jun 2019, 21:29

Since clicking that link Greasy Roads put up of the posh hotel he was thrown out of, all the other forums I frequent are full of ads for posh hotels who kick out scruffy cunts. :angry:
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Post #894 - 03 Jun 2019, 08:27

StickupPercy » Sun Jun 02, 2019 9:29 pm wrote:Since clicking that link Greasy Roads put up of the posh hotel he was thrown out of, all the other forums I frequent are full of ads for posh hotels who kick out scruffy cunts. :angry:

It was really posh. I had no idea my late cousin worked in such a posh place. It's strange that she never invited me there. :wtf:
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Post #895 - 04 Jun 2019, 07:06

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The most aggressive cat was watching me from a side window of a house as I was walking by this evening. The weather's been shit as well. :(
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Post #896 - 04 Jun 2019, 08:21

Jeff Beck's Knob » Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:06 am wrote:Image

The most aggressive cat was watching me from a side window of a house as I was walking by this evening. The weather's been shit as well. :(


I like that cat.

He should be set on Routemaster.

While the cunt's driving an open top bus back to the depot that's getting waterlogged, as it's raining heavily. :angry:
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Post #897 - 05 Jun 2019, 21:30

More redundancies at work today and this time two people I worked with directly, for nearly 20 years. I opened one email with some trepidation with the crucial line about half way down: 'Under the new proposed structure, I can confirm that your current post will be removed, as with the two people you worked directly with. Toodle pip'. Well fuck me.
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Post #898 - 05 Jun 2019, 21:32

academichibernian » Wed Jun 05, 2019 9:30 pm wrote:More redundancies at work today and this time two people I worked with directly, for nearly 20 years. I opened one email with some trepidation with the crucial line about half way down: 'Under the new proposed structure, I can confirm that your current post will be removed, as with the two people you worked directly with. Toodle pip'. Well fuck me.

Serves you right, you cunt. : )
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Post #899 - 06 Jun 2019, 06:39

I changed energy supplier.

My previous energy supplier sent me a photo:

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Post #900 - 07 Jun 2019, 09:30

My mum (102) fell over in the street yesterday and has broken her hip.
She is in Cumberland Infirmary, Carlisle awaiting an operation tomorrow.
She has such an active mind and is proudly independent, refusing to use a walking stick given by the NHS, saying that she is not walking about in public ('like an old woman') and getting on the bus each day to go to Carlisle, Maryport or Workington, so this will be a real blow to her.
My Dad (112), who was holding her hand as she fell, said that as she was lying there on the pavement waiting for the ambulance, she quoted Winston Churchill, saying 'We will never surrender.', My Dad may have misquoted her though. It should have been 'I think I'm about fucked', which has completely different sentiments.
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