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Post #821 - 25 Apr 2019, 21:44

Slushy » Thu Apr 25, 2019 10:35 pm wrote:^^ I'm of humble upbringing, you cunt. :grrr:

I was once dragged by my scrotum for miles down the country lanes around Carmarthen by a Morris Minor Estate.


I was once dragged by my scrotum for miles down the country lanes around Worcester by a Morgan 4/4; I enjoyed it so much I got dragged by my scrotum for miles down the M5 towards Birmingham by a BMW M240 the next day. :)
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Post #822 - 04 May 2019, 22:00

George has just brought a live mouse into the living room and lost the fucking thing. :grrr:
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Post #823 - 04 May 2019, 22:39

Greasy Roads » Sat May 04, 2019 11:00 pm wrote:George has just brought a live mouse into the living room and lost the fucking thing. :grrr:

Aubrey isn't bright but he's never lost a living room. :rolleyes:
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Post #824 - 05 May 2019, 06:04

Still no sign. :(
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Post #825 - 08 May 2019, 11:29

There's something that looks different about the forum today, it's a slightly different shade of white background. Can someone do something about it as it's things like this and posts about fisting that make me want to leave.
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Post #826 - 08 May 2019, 11:41

I don't seem to get into trouble anymore, I must be losing my touch. :shrug:


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Post #827 - 09 May 2019, 06:40

Mouse blood on the floor. :grrr:
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Post #828 - 09 May 2019, 07:01

Better than human blood on the floor, most would say. :huh:
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Post #829 - 09 May 2019, 07:19

Sonofsmegma » Thu May 09, 2019 8:01 am wrote:Better than human blood on the floor, most would say. :huh:

Unless it's routemaster's. :huh:
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Post #830 - 09 May 2019, 08:23

Greasy Roads » Thu May 09, 2019 8:19 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu May 09, 2019 8:01 am wrote:Better than human blood on the floor, most would say. :huh:

Unless it's routemaster's. :huh:

It'd be yours first, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #831 - 09 May 2019, 20:53

FFS!!!! :grrr:

I've done it again, got 3/4 of the way through writing up this week's 40 Years entry, and somehow hit the wrong button and deleted the fucking lot!! :bang:

I can't be arsed typing it all out again tonight, it'll have to keep till the weekend. :(
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Post #832 - 09 May 2019, 21:41

routemaster » Thu May 09, 2019 9:53 pm wrote:FFS!!!! :grrr:

I've done it again, got 3/4 of the way through writing up this week's 40 Years entry, and somehow hit the wrong button and deleted the fucking lot!! :bang:

I can't be arsed typing it all out again tonight, it'll have to keep till the weekend. :(

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Post #833 - 10 May 2019, 18:31

I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.
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Post #834 - 10 May 2019, 18:32

Hang on- it is a miracle- it may have stopped....
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Post #835 - 10 May 2019, 18:32

No it hasn't.
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Post #836 - 10 May 2019, 19:51

A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.

Ever thought of visiting Switzerland?
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Post #837 - 10 May 2019, 19:55

Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.

Ever thought of visiting Switzerland?

Kind of but it's rather expensive there.
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Post #838 - 10 May 2019, 19:57

A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 8:55 pm wrote:
Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.

Ever thought of visiting Switzerland?

Kind of but it's rather expensive there.

Yes, but you won't need the money afterwards. I was talking about euthanasia, it's allowed over there and your constant torment made me think of this for you.
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Post #839 - 10 May 2019, 20:08

Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:57 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 8:55 pm wrote:
Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.

Ever thought of visiting Switzerland?

Kind of but it's rather expensive there.

Yes, but you won't need the money afterwards. I was talking about euthanasia, it's allowed over there and your constant torment made me think of this for you.

I was talking about euthanasia too. It's rather expensive there.
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Post #840 - 10 May 2019, 20:16

A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 9:08 pm wrote:
Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:57 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 8:55 pm wrote:
Rick Shaw » Fri May 10, 2019 8:51 pm wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri May 10, 2019 7:31 pm wrote:I pretty much need to be somewhere a 15 minute walk away by 8. It has decided right now after a completely dry day to absolutely fucking shit it down.

Ever thought of visiting Switzerland?

Kind of but it's rather expensive there.

Yes, but you won't need the money afterwards. I was talking about euthanasia, it's allowed over there and your constant torment made me think of this for you.

I was talking about euthanasia too. It's rather expensive there.

OK, how about Scarborough? We've got the Sharon Balls geometric abstract exhibition coming up at the Twee Works - if that doesn't tip you over the edge, nothing will.
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