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Post #801 - 20 Apr 2019, 20:29

routemaster » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:10 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:58 am wrote:Poor Right Said Fred has a 7 hour bus journey to Birmingham. That and the chicken naga. :(

That's awful, poor Fred. :(


7 hours on a fucking bus and you end up in a shithole like Birmingham eating some dodgy chicken naga.!!!
Could make for an interesting trip back....... :lol:
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Post #802 - 20 Apr 2019, 22:15

Is this cunt going to get the whiskey out or what? :wtf:

Villa, Morgan cars, historic Malvern, routemaster is a cunt, it's driving me insane. :( Glad I bought some blades. :mellow:
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Post #803 - 22 Apr 2019, 06:15

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It looks like Fred was out in the garden again last night. :(
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Post #804 - 22 Apr 2019, 08:49

Greasy Roads » Mon Apr 22, 2019 7:15 am wrote:Image

It looks like Fred was out in the garden again last night. :(

That bush needs pruning back a bit and there's weeds coming up through the stones. :wtf:
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Post #805 - 22 Apr 2019, 09:47

I had trouble sleeping last night, so decided to take a stroll round Greasy Roads' garden. It was dark and I'd been drinking heavily all day and managed to trip up and fall over, probably down to his overgrown bushes. I must have passed out as it was only when I stumbled back to the house later I realised this wiley old fox had ripped my hand off. The cunt. :(

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Post #806 - 22 Apr 2019, 16:54

Right Said Fred » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:47 am wrote:I had trouble sleeping last night, so decided to take a stroll round Greasy Roads' garden. It was dark and I'd been drinking heavily all day and managed to trip up and fall over, probably down to his overgrown bushes. I must have passed out as it was only when I stumbled back to the house later I realised this wiley old fox had ripped my hand off. The cunt. :(

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Thank fuck for that, I thought it was the power tools I keep in your bedroom. :wtf:
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Post #807 - 22 Apr 2019, 21:42

Just took a chunk out of my finger with a Stanley knife.
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Post #808 - 22 Apr 2019, 21:43

Freddie And The Dreamers Fuck Off » Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:42 pm wrote:Just took a chunk out of my finger with a Stanley knife.

Is that all you fucking lightweight? :wanker:
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Post #809 - 23 Apr 2019, 21:18

As a highly successful retired at an early age businessman with an obscene pension payout, I'm bored.

I need a hobby, something to fill my time. I'm thinking of creating a forum, it could be an incredibly elaborate avoidance technique to put off sorting out my decrepit fence. :grin:

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Post #810 - 24 Apr 2019, 14:23

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Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:
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Post #811 - 24 Apr 2019, 19:17

The Strange One » Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:23 pm wrote:Image

Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:

I hate cunts like you respecting the speed limit. I bet you drop down to 20 when you approach primary schools. Not me, fuck 'em I say. :angry:
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Post #812 - 24 Apr 2019, 19:19

Potty » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 pm wrote:
The Strange One » Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:23 pm wrote:Image

Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:

I hate cunts like you respecting the speed limit. I bet you drop down to 20 when you approach primary schools. Not me, fuck 'em I say. :angry:

Quite right, the little primary school shits deserve to die if they step into the highway.
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Post #813 - 24 Apr 2019, 20:41

I do feel a bit guilty, I found half a bottle of wine in Greasy Roads' kitchen on my last morning. As he wasn't up, I drank it, it was 7am after all. In order to hide the evidence though, I refilled the bottle with water. I know he won't drink it so hopefully he won't notice. :wtf:

It was a cracking Pinot Noir it has to be said. :)
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Post #814 - 24 Apr 2019, 20:43

buzzliteyr » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:19 pm wrote:
Potty » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 pm wrote:
The Strange One » Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:23 pm wrote:Image

Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:

I hate cunts like you respecting the speed limit. I bet you drop down to 20 when you approach primary schools. Not me, fuck 'em I say. :angry:

Quite right, the little primary school shits deserve to die if they step into the highway.

Exactly, it's not like they're trees, is it? :)
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Post #815 - 24 Apr 2019, 22:44

Right Said Fred » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:41 pm wrote:I do feel a bit guilty, I found half a bottle of wine in Greasy Roads' kitchen on my last morning. As he wasn't up, I drank it, it was 7am after all. In order to hide the evidence though, I refilled the bottle with water. I know he won't drink it so hopefully he won't notice. :wtf:

It was a cracking Pinot Noir it has to be said. :)

Luckliy for you Greasy Roads does not have the expertise I have in the field of wine tasting, and so will not notice the difference between a half bottle of Bourgogne Pinot Noir Couvent des Jacobins and a bottle of tap water. :grin:
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Post #816 - 24 Apr 2019, 23:49

It's bothering me that Routemaster :wanker: :angry: is such a fucking cunt. :grrr:
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Post #817 - 25 Apr 2019, 07:00

Sonofsmegma » Thu Apr 25, 2019 12:49 am wrote:It's bothering me that Routemaster :wanker: :angry: is such a fucking cunt. :grrr:

Sonofsmegma warned for excessive profanity.

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Post #818 - 25 Apr 2019, 07:59

buzzliteyr » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:19 pm wrote:
Potty » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 pm wrote:
The Strange One » Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:23 pm wrote:Image

Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:

I hate cunts like you respecting the speed limit. I bet you drop down to 20 when you approach primary schools. Not me, fuck 'em I say. :angry:

Quite right, the little primary school shits deserve to die if they step into the highway.

I drive in 2nd gear in 20mph zones. My BMW does 67mph in second which is quite enough.
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Post #819 - 25 Apr 2019, 12:44

Slushy » Thu Apr 25, 2019 8:59 am wrote:
buzzliteyr » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:19 pm wrote:
Potty » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:17 pm wrote:
The Strange One » Wed Apr 24, 2019 3:23 pm wrote:Image

Every time I drive down the street carefully, pedestrians make gestures like this in my direction. :shrug:

I hate cunts like you respecting the speed limit. I bet you drop down to 20 when you approach primary schools. Not me, fuck 'em I say. :angry:

Quite right, the little primary school shits deserve to die if they step into the highway.

I drive in 2nd gear in 20mph zones. My BMW does 67mph in second which is quite enough.

Slushy warned for condoning reckless driving on my forum.

I will not have these BMW drivers' smug ignorance to the law of the roads blatantly boasted about here.

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Post #820 - 25 Apr 2019, 21:35

^^ I'm of humble upbringing, you cunt. :grrr:

I was once dragged by my scrotum for miles down the country lanes around Carmarthen by a Morris Minor Estate; never did me any harm!
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