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Post #1641 - 15 Nov 2020, 12:23

No wonder we are so tolerant of gun-toting Murder Humans here. The whole world wants to kill us all!

Case in point . . . Came down from a nice long session with Mrs Juicy today, and had this patiently waiting on our patio for something to show up that it could murder...


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Post #1642 - 17 Nov 2020, 16:32

More vicious murder animals, these fuckers greeted me when I went out of the door today. . .


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They reminded me I hadn't impregnated Mrs Juicy today, so I went back inside. :huh:
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Post #1643 - 19 Nov 2020, 11:40

I went to the doctors because I thought I had Covid. They told me I had, but they were joking, instead I have gout. I guess this explains the incredible pain in my right foot and the fact I can't walk. I think Aubrey The Cat In The Hat will be very pleased to hear this for three reasons.
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Post #1644 - 19 Nov 2020, 11:43

buzzliteyr » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:40 am wrote:I went to the doctors because I thought I had Covid. They told me I had, but they were joking, instead I have gout. I guess this explains the incredible pain in my right foot and the fact I can't walk. I think Aubrey The Cat In The Hat will be very pleased to hear this for three reasons.

Only one reason really, because you're a silly cunt. :huh:
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Post #1645 - 19 Nov 2020, 14:01

Hope this doesn't mean they can't afford to do Meerkats adverts for a while :(

ComparetheMarket fined £17.9m over competition law breach

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Post #1646 - 27 Nov 2020, 12:54

Bastard cat's had our lasses nurse outfit. :angry:

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Post #1647 - 03 Dec 2020, 14:45

It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:
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Post #1648 - 03 Dec 2020, 15:06

Wish you had a rash all over you, cunt, then we might see less of you in this place. :radged:
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Post #1649 - 03 Dec 2020, 15:48

routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:45 pm wrote:It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:

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That's more than enough, I'm squealing to Connor.

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Post #1650 - 03 Dec 2020, 19:43

dannynomates » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:48 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:45 pm wrote:It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:

routemaster warned for excessive profanity.

That's more than enough, I'm squealing to Connor.

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Do what you fucking like, I'm past caring. :grrr:
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Post #1651 - 03 Dec 2020, 19:47

routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:43 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:48 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:45 pm wrote:It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:

routemaster warned for excessive profanity.

That's more than enough, I'm squealing to Connor.

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Do what you fucking like, I'm past caring. :grrr:

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Post #1652 - 03 Dec 2020, 19:49

I feel let down reading this

So a grown adult throws a guitar pick at another grown adult he hates? :wtf:



If I was in a band with someone I hated - let's say, for example, Routemaster :wanker: :angry: - I would throw a pick-axe at him, White House or no White House. Then he'd certainly be silent all night. And for good. :grrr:
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Post #1653 - 03 Dec 2020, 19:56

Sonofsmegma » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:49 pm wrote:
If I was in a band with someone I hated - let's say, for example, Routemaster :wanker: :angry: - I would throw a pick-axe at him, White House or no White House. Then he'd certainly be silent all night. And for good. :grrr:

Big words for such a slimy little cunt like you, especially as routemaster is banned and cannot answer for himself. You'd never manage to lift a fucking pick, let alone throw one. :wanker:
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Post #1654 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:06

smegma2 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:49 pm wrote:
If I was in a band with someone I hated - let's say, for example, Routemaster :wanker: :angry: - I would throw a pick-axe at him, White House or no White House. Then he'd certainly be silent all night. And for good. :grrr:

Big words for such a slimy little cunt like you, especially as routemaster is banned and cannot answer for himself. You'd never manage to lift a fucking pick, let alone throw one. :wanker:

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Post #1655 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:10

dannynomates » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:06 pm wrote:
smegma2 » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:56 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:49 pm wrote:
If I was in a band with someone I hated - let's say, for example, Routemaster :wanker: :angry: - I would throw a pick-axe at him, White House or no White House. Then he'd certainly be silent all night. And for good. :grrr:

Big words for such a slimy little cunt like you, especially as routemaster is banned and cannot answer for himself. You'd never manage to lift a fucking pick, let alone throw one. :wanker:

smegma2 warned for excessive profanity.

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Warn me all you like, it's time you saw through that cunt of a son of mine and banned the fucker forever. :grrr:
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Post #1656 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:23

Connor » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:43 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:48 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:45 pm wrote:It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:

routemaster warned for excessive profanity.

That's more than enough, I'm squealing to Connor.

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Do what you fucking like, I'm past caring. :grrr:

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Post #1657 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:26

routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:23 pm wrote:
Connor » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 7:43 pm wrote:
dannynomates » Thu Dec 03, 2020 3:48 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Dec 03, 2020 2:45 pm wrote:It actually makes me laugh, our general manager is based at Redcar and everyone thinks he’s a cunt. And yet as soon as he visits our place, these twats I work with are all over him like a fucking rash. Cunts. :wanker:

routemaster warned for excessive profanity.

That's more than enough, I'm squealing to Connor.

Dan

Do what you fucking like, I'm past caring. :grrr:

routemaster suspended.

:wanker:

Why are you back? I asked for a two month ban so stay away for two months.

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Post #1658 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:31

Besides being Way Harsh, it's also Way Stupid - Why don't you go and disinfect your daughter and think of cool pleasant thoughts? :)
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Post #1659 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:34

Father Hasil Cocteau, SJ; » Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:31 pm wrote:Besides being Way Harsh, it's also Way Stupid - Why don't you go and disinfect your daughter and think of cool pleasant thoughts? :)

:lol:

Connor gave me half an hour ban, so time enough for a shit and a shave. :grin:
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Post #1660 - 03 Dec 2020, 20:37

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