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Post #1561 - 02 Oct 2020, 18:36

That fucking useless bitch Alexa. :grrr:
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Post #1562 - 02 Oct 2020, 20:51

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This is what i have to put up with this this fucking woman. :grrr:
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Post #1563 - 02 Oct 2020, 21:02

Happy Jack » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:51 pm wrote:
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The fucking cow. :grrr:

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Post #1564 - 02 Oct 2020, 21:07

That was my third attempt with the American bint. I decided to film it to prove that this idiot woman needs to be brought to book for irepeatedly ignoring my reasonable requests.

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Post #1565 - 02 Oct 2020, 21:42

Happy Jack » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:07 pm wrote:That was my third attempt with the American bint. I decided to film it to prove that this idiot woman needs to be brought to book for irepeatedly ignoring my reasonable requests.

:angry:

Currently, interaction and communication with Alexa are available only in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, and Hindi. Clearly her understanding of some cunt from Glasgow is going to be difficult. :wanker:
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Post #1566 - 02 Oct 2020, 21:50

GrumblingNorthernGit » 6 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:07 pm wrote:That was my third attempt with the American bint. I decided to film it to prove that this idiot woman needs to be brought to book for irepeatedly ignoring my reasonable requests.

:angry:

Currently, interaction and communication with Alexa are available only in English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Japanese, and Hindi. Clearly her understanding of some cunt from Glasgow is going to be difficult. :wanker:


I shall be writing to Nicola Sturgeon about this. :grrr:
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Post #1567 - 08 Oct 2020, 10:26

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Post #1568 - 08 Oct 2020, 10:33



I assume whatever it is, it's off a Morgan and it's fucked? :shrug:
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Post #1569 - 08 Oct 2020, 10:34

^^^WTF is that??????

Oh yeah!! Of course.
Some bit fell off the the red shitbox
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Post #1570 - 08 Oct 2020, 10:46

It's the clutch release bearing and that hole's not meant to be there. I thought I could hear a rattle. :wtf:
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Post #1571 - 08 Oct 2020, 11:06

Greasy Roads » Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:46 am wrote:It's the clutch release bearing and that hole's not meant to be there. I thought I could hear a rattle. :wtf:

Scrapyard job then. :huh:
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Post #1572 - 08 Oct 2020, 11:08

Slushy » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:06 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:46 am wrote:It's the clutch release bearing and that hole's not meant to be there. I thought I could hear a rattle. :wtf:

Scrapyard job then. :huh:

Mark 2 Escort clutch kit then. :)
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Post #1573 - 08 Oct 2020, 19:38

Barclays fucking Bank. On hold to Customer so-called fucking Services for 1 hr 6 minutes until I hung up. Phoned the Complaints number and put on hold for another 15 minutes before hanging up. The calls cost me fucking money. :grrr:

I am going into the branch in Penrith tomorrow to demand to see the manager. Probably they will tell me he has been replaced with a fucking machine.

I want compensation off the bastards for the phone calls, the time spent sitting by my phone listening to shit music over and over and the distress caused.

Cunts :swear:
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Post #1574 - 09 Oct 2020, 17:36

Went to the branch in Penrith today on my lunch break. (which is 30 minutes).
The whole thing took an hour. Had to wait 20 minutes to actually speak to a human who had been selling something or other to some cunt. :grrr: I told him that I had tried several times to download the app to do online chat. He told me it doesn't always work with Android, but it does with iphone. Great, so I have to buy a fucking iphone now. I don't think so.
He did the job using a photocopier, a rubber stamp and his signature.

FUCK OFF BARCLAYS. :swear:

It has all been written down and i will be sending a detailed hand-written letter to Freepost, Barclays Customer Relations. :huh:
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Post #1575 - 09 Oct 2020, 20:29

Bananas.

You buy them green when they taste like shite.

Days later they are still horrible.

Then they suddenly go all mushy and pocckled black spots and go shit and there is a mad rush to eat them. :angry:
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Post #1576 - 09 Oct 2020, 20:43

Happy Jack » Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:29 pm wrote:Bananas.

You buy them green when they taste like shite.

Days later they are still horrible.

Then they suddenly go all mushy and pocckled black spots and go shit and there is a mad rush to eat them. :angry:

Buy some fucking meat then instead of all that fruit and veg, you vegan twat. :wanker:
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Post #1577 - 09 Oct 2020, 23:55

Happy Jack » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:29 pm wrote:Bananas.

Then they suddenly go all mushy and pocckled black spots and go shit and there is a mad rush to eat them. :angry:

Then they're perfect for making banana cake with, you dumb bastard.
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Post #1578 - 09 Oct 2020, 23:56

Happy Jack » Fri Oct 09, 2020 7:29 pm wrote:Bananas.

Then they suddenly go all mushy and pocckled black spots and go shit and there is a mad rush to eat them. :angry:

Then they're perfect for making banana cake with, you dumb bastard. If you don't want to make a cake straight away put them in the fucking freezer until you do.
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Post #1579 - 10 Oct 2020, 17:43

Nine fucking days. :(
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Post #1580 - 12 Oct 2020, 17:33

Wtf does RHI Weddy for -10C actually mean? :shrug:


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