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Post #1361 - 30 May 2020, 14:12


Thank you FHC, it's probably fine. :mellow:
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Post #1362 - 30 May 2020, 14:29

Sure hope so...48 hours is a long time to wait for something like this though - again, best wishes :)
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Post #1363 - 30 May 2020, 15:27

I hope it's OK RM, and you haven't infected any passengers. :)
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Post #1364 - 30 May 2020, 16:01

routemaster » Sat May 30, 2020 12:59 pm wrote:Well I've had the test, now we wait 48 hours. :mellow:

Fucking 60 mile round trip :grrr:


60 mile round trip - no sightseeing on yours? :wtf:

Best of luck.
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Post #1365 - 30 May 2020, 17:29

Sonofsmegma » Sat May 30, 2020 4:01 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat May 30, 2020 12:59 pm wrote:Well I've had the test, now we wait 48 hours. :mellow:

Fucking 60 mile round trip :grrr:


60 mile round trip - no sightseeing on yours? :wtf:

Best of luck.

Thank you, you cunt. :)


I've just been to the walk in centre at Redcar to have my swollen legs looked at, they were very nice (the people not my legs) and gave me some ABs.

What a fucking day. :wtf:
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Post #1366 - 30 May 2020, 17:33

Nice beach there - at least in some photos.

As this one shows though, it's probably not as nice as Barnard Castle.

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Post #1367 - 04 Jun 2020, 08:12

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There's no water here this morning and I had a chicken naga last night. :(
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Post #1368 - 04 Jun 2020, 09:06

Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:12 am wrote:Image

There's no water here this morning and I had a chicken naga last night. :(

That's looks like being a major repair and could take several days to fix. :snigger:
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Post #1369 - 04 Jun 2020, 12:09

What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?
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Post #1370 - 04 Jun 2020, 12:43

Mushshrooms » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:09 pm wrote:What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?

The sober ones are just as bad. :angry:
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Post #1371 - 04 Jun 2020, 12:57

Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:43 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:09 pm wrote:What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?

The sober ones are just as bad. :angry:

Has the chicken naga passed through yet? :snigger:
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Post #1372 - 04 Jun 2020, 14:31

More like Chicken Nada (Pollo de Nada) :grin:
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Post #1373 - 04 Jun 2020, 14:33

routemaster » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:57 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:43 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:09 pm wrote:What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?

The sober ones are just as bad. :angry:

Has the chicken naga passed through yet? :snigger:

I couldn't flush it for two hours. :(
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Post #1374 - 04 Jun 2020, 15:21

Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 2:33 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:57 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:43 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:09 pm wrote:What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?

The sober ones are just as bad. :angry:

Has the chicken naga passed through yet? :snigger:

I couldn't flush it for two hours. :(

You could have just ignored my question. :X
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Post #1375 - 04 Jun 2020, 16:47

Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 1:33 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:57 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:43 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Thu Jun 04, 2020 12:09 pm wrote:What happened?
A drunken bus driver crash into a fire hydrant?

The sober ones are just as bad. :angry:

Has the chicken naga passed through yet? :snigger:

I couldn't flush it for two hours. :(


Unfortunately I can't find the copy of dad's :wanker: Viz where this letter appeared, or the tweet I saw of it, but the gist of a Viz letter on this subject was...

"Recently, I went to stay over at my new girlfriend's house.

Her parents were modern, conservationist types, and had a trendy "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down" sign on their toilet door.

After popping out and havinh a chicken naga and a few drinks later that night, on leaving a smelly, yellow mess in the bog, I remembered the sign, took head of said advice, and exited the toilet, leaving it untouched to 'let it mellow'.

You should have heard the fuss and row that ensued the next morning!"
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Post #1376 - 05 Jun 2020, 08:32

They gave me some tablets for the water retention in my legs.
They are not ideal when you’re midway through a 4 hour session behind the wheel. :(
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Post #1377 - 05 Jun 2020, 08:57

routemaster » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:32 am wrote:They gave me some tablets for the water retention in my legs.
They are not ideal when you’re midway through a 4 hour session behind the wheel. :(

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Post #1378 - 05 Jun 2020, 10:08

Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:57 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:32 am wrote:They gave me some tablets for the water retention in my legs.
They are not ideal when you’re midway through a 4 hour session behind the wheel. :(

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I doubt that would be big enough, but in any case it ships from China and won’t arrive till the end of July, you cunt. :grrr:
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Post #1379 - 05 Jun 2020, 10:40

routemaster » Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:08 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:57 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:32 am wrote:They gave me some tablets for the water retention in my legs.
They are not ideal when you’re midway through a 4 hour session behind the wheel. :(

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I doubt that would be big enough, but in any case it ships from China and won’t arrive till the end of July, you cunt. :grrr:

When people describe you as a massive prick that's not what they're on about. :huh:
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Post #1380 - 09 Jun 2020, 10:27

Happy Jack » Sat May 30, 2020 12:54 am wrote:just awoken with a terrible pain in my radius and ulna.

I broke my arm in 1970 in the same spot in Wallington, Surrey. :wtf:

You want to have my back. I cut my head open the other day. I was very pisseds. :- (

Felt fine, got up from the couch and massive back spasm. Went headlong to the coffee table and fortunately split my head apart rather than grazing my knee.

Tonic water. Vodka still helps. 3 litres at bed time.

And get someone to give you a vigorous rub and stretch.
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