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Post #1241 - 26 Mar 2020, 11:13

Völlïg Scrötäl » Wed Mar 25, 2020 11:47 pm wrote:
routemaster » 23 Mar 2020, 22:58 wrote:Mrs RM has to stay indoors for 12 weeks. :D

She has had recommendations from the NHS, because of her Crohn's and non-immune system. :(

Life is shit. :duh:


12 weeks? Quarantine is two weeks here in wopland. In TV they brag all the time we are the strictest, most responsable of 'uurop'. Image

However long, best wishes to you and your family, RM. :)

We've all been advised three weeks at home, VS, obviously everyone is still out and about enjoying the fine weather. People at "high risk", e.g. Mrs RM have been asked to self isolate for three months. She's not happy about it and neither am I. :(

You take care too, VS.
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Post #1242 - 28 Mar 2020, 04:08

Woppo » 26 Mar 2020, 07:09 wrote:Some cunt's stolen my bicycle. :grrr:


It was the Spanish 'Erasmus' "students" Mafia, Woppo.

Most likely. :yawn:
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Post #1243 - 28 Mar 2020, 08:15

Völlïg Scrötäl » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:08 am wrote:
Woppo » 26 Mar 2020, 07:09 wrote:Some cunt's stolen my bicycle. :grrr:


It was the Spanish 'Erasmus' "students" Mafia, Woppo.

Most likely. :yawn:

:grrr:
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Post #1244 - 29 Mar 2020, 00:11

Woppo » Today, 07:15 wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:08 am wrote:
Woppo » 26 Mar 2020, 07:09 wrote:Some cunt's stolen my bicycle. :grrr:


It was the Spanish 'Erasmus' "students" Mafia, Woppo.

Most likely. :yawn:

:grrr:


Bloody socialists, probably... :angry:

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Post #1245 - 29 Mar 2020, 20:38

Granny died this evening. She was 104, most likely this has nothing to do with the corona virus.

I did the shopping for my mother who was nursing her, in the past 2 weeks. Kept more than due distance , but admittedly wore no gloves, at the supermarket. Bought her on request a hand sanitezer gel, some days ago.
She shows no symptoms at all, luckily.
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Post #1246 - 29 Mar 2020, 20:42

Sorry to hear that Völlïg, 104 is a fantastic age, but sad news all the same.

My condolences to you and your family.
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Post #1247 - 29 Mar 2020, 20:57

I'm sorry for your loss Völlïg, my condolences to you and your family.
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Post #1248 - 29 Mar 2020, 21:10

routemaster » 14 minutes ago wrote:Sorry to hear that Völlïg, 104 is a fantastic age, but sad news all the same.

My condolences to you and your family.


Thank you RM.

She has been bed-ridden for the last 5-6 years, and less lucid than me, and that's saying something...

In a way, please don't get me wrong, i feel relieved for my mother.
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Post #1249 - 29 Mar 2020, 21:20

Triste notizia Völlïg, le mie simpatie sono con te in questo momento difficile.

Stai al sicuro, fratello.
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Post #1250 - 29 Mar 2020, 21:37

Woppo » 5 minutes ago wrote:Triste notizia Völlïg, le mie simpatie sono con te in questo momento difficile.

Stai al sicuro, fratello.


Grazie, Guappo.

Shouldn't even be here, but i am, horribly drunk, as usual.

My granny's name was (surname > name) Musso Lina :)
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Post #1251 - 29 Mar 2020, 21:41

Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:37 pm wrote:
My granny's name was (surname > name) Musso Lina :)

:wub:
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Post #1252 - 29 Mar 2020, 22:03

Woppo » 15 minutes ago wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:37 pm wrote:
My granny's name was (surname > name) Musso Lina :)

:wub:


She was born in 1915, so obviously her parents didn't baptize her so in tribute to your tasteless gorilla signature.

In recent years though, she refused benedictions from our Indian parish church priest, because she thought he was Moroccan. :grin:
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Post #1253 - 29 Mar 2020, 22:37

Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:03 pm wrote:
Woppo » 15 minutes ago wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:37 pm wrote:
My granny's name was (surname > name) Musso Lina :)

:wub:


She was born in 1915, so obviously her parents didn't baptize her so in tribute to your tasteless gorilla signature.

In recent years though, she refused benedictions from our Indian parish church priest, because she thought he was Moroccan. :grin:

I admire your Grandmother's standards, but refute your trendy liberal standards, you fico. :angry:
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Post #1254 - 29 Mar 2020, 22:49

Woppo » 3 minutes ago wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 10:03 pm wrote:
Woppo » 15 minutes ago wrote:
Völlïg Scrötäl » Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:37 pm wrote:
My granny's name was (surname > name) Musso Lina :)

:wub:


She was born in 1915, so obviously her parents didn't baptize her so in tribute to your tasteless gorilla signature.

In recent years though, she refused benedictions from our Indian parish church priest, because she thought he was Moroccan. :grin:

I admire your Grandmother's standards, but refute your trendy liberal standards, you fico. :angry:


Here's the last truly great Wop, before he became a born-again Christian.

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Post #1255 - 30 Mar 2020, 02:32

^^^Talentless greasy dago cunt..
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Post #1256 - 30 Mar 2020, 10:14

Mushshrooms » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:32 am wrote:^^^Talentless greasy dago cunt..


You heartless cunt, Völlïg has just lost his Grandmother. :grrr:

And he's a Wop, not a Dago, we've been through this before. :angry:
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Post #1257 - 30 Mar 2020, 10:19

Völlïg has just lost his Grandmother.


Has he looked behind the fridge??

And he's a Wop, not a Dago, we've been through this before. :angry:


My mistake, sorry Völlïg.
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Post #1258 - 30 Mar 2020, 23:30

Mushshrooms » Today, 09:19 wrote:
Völlïg has just lost his Grandmother.


Has he looked behind the fridge??


This is utterly tasteless, Shruberries.

If i was a Mod, i would send you on a hazardous quest for yellow squares. No joke. :angry:
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Post #1259 - 31 Mar 2020, 01:19

In that case I take back my heartfelt apology!!! :radged:
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Post #1260 - 31 Mar 2020, 07:08

:coffee:
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