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Post #1181 - 18 Feb 2020, 19:42

Microsoft.

Their constant Windows 10 updates are utterly shit.

Inept arsesholes. :grrr: :wanker:
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Post #1182 - 19 Feb 2020, 06:46

It's why I use this:
Windows 10 Lite Edition V4 X64
***** Removed Components*****

Removed: Microsoft | volsnap.inf
Removed: 3DBuilder
Removed: Accessibility tools
Removed: Advertising.Xaml
Removed: Auto-Rotation Manager
Removed: AutoPlay
Removed: BingWeather
Removed: BioEnrollment
Removed: Cache and temp files
Removed: Contact Data
Removed: ContactSupport
Removed: ContentDeliveryManager
Removed: Cortana
Removed: CortanaListenUIApp
Removed: DesktopAppInstaller
Removed: DVD Play
Removed: Ease Of Access Themes
Removed: Kernel Debugging
Removed: LockApp
Removed: Manifest Backup (WinSxS\Backup)
Removed: Manual Setup
Removed: Messaging
Removed: Microsoft3DViewer
Removed: MicrosoftEdge
Removed: MicrosoftOfficeHub
Removed: MicrosoftSolitaireCollection
Removed: MicrosoftStickyNotes
Removed: MiracastView
Removed: NET.Native.Framework.1.3
Removed: NET.Native.Runtime.1.3
Removed: NET.Native.Runtime.1.4
Removed: Office.OneNote
Removed: On-Screen Keyboard (Accessibility tools)
Removed: OneConnect
Removed: OneDrive
Removed: Other Themes
Removed: Paint 3D
Removed: People
Removed: Photos
Removed: PlayReady
Removed: Retail Demo Content
Removed: Screensavers
Removed: Setting Sync
Removed: Shared PC mode
Removed: Skype ORTC
Removed: SkypeApp
Removed: SmartScreen
Removed: Sound Themes
Removed: Sounds (Default)
Removed: Speech TTS
Removed: Steps Recorder
Removed: StorePurchaseApp
Removed: System Restore
Removed: Text prediction
Removed: Tablet PC
Removed: On-Screen Keyboard (Tablet PC)
Removed: Tips (Get Started)
Removed: Unified Telemetry Client (Asimov)
Removed: User Data Access
Removed: User Data Storage
Removed: VCLibs.140.00
Removed: Volume Shadow Copy
Removed: Wallet
Removed: WindowPicker
Removed: Windows Backup
Removed: Block Level Backup Service Engine
Removed: Windows Biometric Service
Removed: Windows Disc Image Burning Tool
Removed: Windows Error Reporting
Removed: Windows Insider Hub
Removed: Windows Mixed Reality
Removed: Windows Recovery
Removed: Windows System Assessment Tool (WinSAT)
Removed: WindowsAlarms
Removed: WindowsCalculator
Removed: WindowsCamera
Removed: windowscommunicationsapps
Removed: WindowsFeedbackHub
Removed: WindowsMaps
Removed: WindowsSoundRecorder
Removed: WindowsStore
Removed: Xbox App
Removed: XboxGameCallableUI
Removed: XboxGameOverlay
Removed: XboxIdentityProvider
Removed: XboxSpeechToTextOverlay
Removed: ZuneMusic
Removed: ZuneVideo
Removed: Speech Recognition
Removed: Tablet PC

***** Updates Packages Removed *****

Update package removed:KBKB777778 | App for contacting Microsoft Support
Update package removed: KBKB777778 | Cortana, text-to-speech, and Narrator for English (US)
Update package removed: KBKB777778 | Cortana, text-to-speech, and Narrator for English (US)
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-TextToSpeech-en-us-onecoreuap-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-TextToSpeech-en-us-enduser-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-TextToSpeech-en-us-WOW64-enduser-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-TextToSpeech-en-us-WOW64-onecoreuap-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-Speech-en-us-onecoreuap-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-Speech-en-us-enduser-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-Speech-en-us-avcore-Package
Update package removed: KBKB777778 | Cortana and speech recognition for English (US)
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-Speech-en-us-WOW64-onecoreuap-Package
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-LanguageFeatures-Speech-en-us-WOW64-enduser-Package
Update package removed: KBKB777778 | Cortana and speech recognition for English (US)
Update package removed: KBMicrosoft-Windows-TextPrediction-Dictionaries-en-Package
Update package removed: KBKB777778 | Handwriting and pen for English (US)


No updates and faster than a speeding bullet.
Preactivated as well!!

Arrrrhh, me hearties!!
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Post #1183 - 20 Feb 2020, 00:11

What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:
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Post #1184 - 20 Feb 2020, 00:14

Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)
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Post #1185 - 20 Feb 2020, 00:25

routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)

He dedicated a song to her, the cunt. :wanker:
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Post #1186 - 20 Feb 2020, 00:26

Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)

He dedicated a song to her, the cunt. :wanker:

Aww, he must have read your Twitter post. :)
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Post #1187 - 20 Feb 2020, 08:45

routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:26 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)

He dedicated a song to her, the cunt. :wanker:

Aww, he must have read your Twitter post. :)

That account's been hacked. :grrr:

He kept banging on about how he'd collected this or that song from a 109 year old gypsy and then proceeded to murder it. He was saying that the new law on trespass would ruin the travelling way of life, i.e. the cunts won't be able to rock up to a public space, leave rubbish and shit everywhere and then fuck off leaving the locals to clean it up. I wanted to shout out that Hitler had the right idea for them but feared that the Guardian reading audience would have lynched me. The cunt couldn't dance either.
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Post #1188 - 20 Feb 2020, 10:48

Greasy Roads » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:45 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:26 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)

He dedicated a song to her, the cunt. :wanker:

Aww, he must have read your Twitter post. :)

That account's been hacked. :grrr:

He kept banging on about how he'd collected this or that song from a 109 year old gypsy and then proceeded to murder it. He was saying that the new law on trespass would ruin the travelling way of life, i.e. the cunts won't be able to rock up to a public space, leave rubbish and shit everywhere and then fuck off leaving the locals to clean it up. I wanted to shout out that Hitler had the right idea for them but feared that the Guardian reading audience would have lynched me. The cunt couldn't dance either.

But other than that a good night? :mellow:

That law is nothing new, Orbital were harping on about it 25 years ago but at least you could dance to their protests. I am surprised he got away with murdering the 109 year old gypsy. :(
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Post #1189 - 20 Feb 2020, 11:07

routemaster » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:48 am wrote:
Greasy Roads » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:45 am wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:26 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:14 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:11 pm wrote:What an absolute cunt that Sam Lee is. :radged:

Didn't Liz turn up? :)

He dedicated a song to her, the cunt. :wanker:

Aww, he must have read your Twitter post. :)

That account's been hacked. :grrr:

He kept banging on about how he'd collected this or that song from a 109 year old gypsy and then proceeded to murder it. He was saying that the new law on trespass would ruin the travelling way of life, i.e. the cunts won't be able to rock up to a public space, leave rubbish and shit everywhere and then fuck off leaving the locals to clean it up. I wanted to shout out that Hitler had the right idea for them but feared that the Guardian reading audience would have lynched me. The cunt couldn't dance either.

But other than that a good night? :mellow:

That law is nothing new, Orbital were harping on about it 25 years ago but at least you could dance to their protests. I am surprised he got away with murdering the 109 year old gypsy. :(

It was a good day. My friend had a nice tortoiseshell cat, we watched a Jimmy Greaves documentary and I had a very agreeable Naga Chicken. :)
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Post #1190 - 20 Feb 2020, 11:16

Greasy Roads » Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:07 am wrote: My friend had a nice tortoiseshell cat, and I had a very agreeable Naga Chicken. :)


Your friend sounds like a first rate cunt. :angry:
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Post #1191 - 26 Feb 2020, 13:04

My train's been cancelled so I'm on a fucking bus. :radged:
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Post #1192 - 26 Feb 2020, 13:45

Greasy Roads » Wed Feb 26, 2020 12:04 pm wrote:My train's been cancelled so I'm on a fucking bus. :radged:

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Think of the money saved - you'll be able to afford several pints of Banks's Mild. :drink:
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Post #1193 - 27 Feb 2020, 09:53

Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:
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Post #1194 - 27 Feb 2020, 10:13

Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:
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Post #1195 - 27 Feb 2020, 18:09

routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:13 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:


How does that work? :wtf:

If someone, like me, says "Routemaster :wanker: , your buses are shit", you could tell your boss that Sonofsmegma says buses are shit. He could tell his boss, and potentially, someone higher up the chain :wanker: could do something about it.

Who could I tell that passengers are shit?

My dad :wanker: ? He wouldn't give a flying fuck.

And if he did give a fuck, what could he effectively do about it anyway? :angry:

Knobend! :grrr: :radged:
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Post #1196 - 27 Feb 2020, 22:00

Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:13 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:


How does that work? :wtf:

If someone, like me, says "Routemaster :wanker: , your buses are shit", you could tell your boss that Sonofsmegma says buses are shit. He could tell his boss, and potentially, someone higher up the chain :wanker: could do something about it.

Who could I tell that passengers are shit?

My dad :wanker: ? He wouldn't give a flying fuck.

And if he did give a fuck, what could he effectively do about it anyway? :angry:

Knobend! :grrr: :radged:

A passenger there. :rolleyes:
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Post #1197 - 28 Feb 2020, 02:32

Image I happen to have another bycicle flask filled with screwdriver in my hand, this very moment, 2.30 AM.

Since i'm hungry, i'm NOT going to drink it while eating a tuna sandwich. :X

What am i supposed to do? Throw it down the sink, or save it in the fridge for tomorrow, breakfast time? :duh:
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Post #1198 - 28 Feb 2020, 08:26

Völlïg Scrötäl » Fri Feb 28, 2020 1:32 am wrote:Image I happen to have another bycicle flask filled with screwdriver in my hand, this very moment, 2.30 AM.

Since i'm hungry, i'm NOT going to drink it while eating a tuna sandwich. :X

What am i supposed to do? Throw it down the sink, or save it in the fridge for tomorrow, breakfast time? :duh:

I'm a bit pissed but why not drink half of it, eat the sandwich, drink the other half and then make some more for tomorrow's breakfast? :wtf:
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Post #1199 - 28 Feb 2020, 18:25

routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:00 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:13 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:


How does that work? :wtf:

If someone, like me, says "Routemaster :wanker: , your buses are shit", you could tell your boss that Sonofsmegma says buses are shit. He could tell his boss, and potentially, someone higher up the chain :wanker: could do something about it.

Who could I tell that passengers are shit?

My dad :wanker: ? He wouldn't give a flying fuck.

And if he did give a fuck, what could he effectively do about it anyway? :angry:

Knobend! :grrr: :radged:

A passenger there. :rolleyes:


I detect a bit of 'them and us' here.

You do realise that those pesky customers, you'd have no job? :wanker:
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Post #1200 - 28 Feb 2020, 21:21

Sonofsmegma » Fri Feb 28, 2020 5:25 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:00 pm wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 5:09 pm wrote:
routemaster » Thu Feb 27, 2020 9:13 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:53 am wrote:Buses are so shit. :angry:

I blame Routemaster. :wanker: :grrr:

Passengers are so shit. :angry:

I blame Sonofsmegma. :wanker: :grrr:


How does that work? :wtf:

If someone, like me, says "Routemaster :wanker: , your buses are shit", you could tell your boss that Sonofsmegma says buses are shit. He could tell his boss, and potentially, someone higher up the chain :wanker: could do something about it.

Who could I tell that passengers are shit?

My dad :wanker: ? He wouldn't give a flying fuck.

And if he did give a fuck, what could he effectively do about it anyway? :angry:

Knobend! :grrr: :radged:

A passenger there. :rolleyes:


I detect a bit of 'them and us' here.

You do realise that those pesky customers, you'd have no job? :wanker:


And without us they'd have to fucking walk. :laugh:
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