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Post #1641 - 15 Nov 2020, 12:23

No wonder we are so tolerant of gun-toting Murder Humans here. The whole world wants to kill us all!

Case in point . . . Came down from a nice long session with Mrs Juicy today, and had this patiently waiting on our patio for something to show up that it could murder...


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Post #1642 - 17 Nov 2020, 16:32

More vicious murder animals, these fuckers greeted me when I went out of the door today. . .


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They reminded me I hadn't impregnated Mrs Juicy today, so I went back inside. :huh:
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Post #1643 - 19 Nov 2020, 11:40

I went to the doctors because I thought I had Covid. They told me I had, but they were joking, instead I have gout. I guess this explains the incredible pain in my right foot and the fact I can't walk. I think Aubrey The Cat In The Hat will be very pleased to hear this for three reasons.
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Post #1644 - 19 Nov 2020, 11:43

buzzliteyr » Thu Nov 19, 2020 11:40 am wrote:I went to the doctors because I thought I had Covid. They told me I had, but they were joking, instead I have gout. I guess this explains the incredible pain in my right foot and the fact I can't walk. I think Aubrey The Cat In The Hat will be very pleased to hear this for three reasons.

Only one reason really, because you're a silly cunt. :huh:
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Post #1645 - 19 Nov 2020, 14:01

Hope this doesn't mean they can't afford to do Meerkats adverts for a while :(

ComparetheMarket fined £17.9m over competition law breach

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Post #1646 - 27 Nov 2020, 12:54

Bastard cat's had our lasses nurse outfit. :angry:

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