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Post #1601 - 16 Oct 2020, 20:18

Someone has just got in the bath and the kitten has shat in it. Every fucking time. :angry:
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Post #1602 - 16 Oct 2020, 20:54

Aubrey The Cat In The Hat » Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:18 pm wrote:Someone has just got in the bath and the kitten has shat in it...

...Greenway! :grin:
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Post #1603 - 16 Oct 2020, 20:54

Steve70nearly » Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:54 pm wrote:
Aubrey The Cat In The Hat » Fri Oct 16, 2020 8:18 pm wrote:Someone has just got in the bath and the kitten has shat in it...

...Greenway! :grin:

Tiddles.
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Post #1604 - 18 Oct 2020, 07:13

Last night's chicken vindaloo, the vicious bastard. :angry:
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Post #1605 - 18 Oct 2020, 12:32

Greasy Roads » Sun Oct 18, 2020 7:13 am wrote:Last night's chicken vindaloo, the vicious bastard. :angry:

:snigger:

No problems here after my Thai green curry from a restaurant under new management which is always a gamble. Mrs RM was fine too following her lemon chicken, but RM Jnr's arse was going like a pirate's eyeball just now. I didn't like the look of his beef in oyster sauce one bit. :faceslap2:
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Post #1606 - 20 Oct 2020, 20:59

I am going up to Scotland this weekend to see my son.

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The horror, the horror...
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Post #1607 - 20 Oct 2020, 21:15

Happy Jack » Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:59 pm wrote:I am going up to Scotland this weekend to see my son.

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The horror, the horror...

It won't be that bad for him. :huh:
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Post #1608 - 20 Oct 2020, 21:28

StuckupPercy » 11 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue Oct 20, 2020 8:59 pm wrote:I am going up to Scotland this weekend to see my son.

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The horror, the horror...

It won't be that bad for him. :huh:


Yes. I can't wait to see him, the black Scottish cunt. :)
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Post #1609 - Yesterday, 08:06

My boiler's working perfectly. :(
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Post #1610 - Yesterday, 09:50

A Worthless Man » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:06 am wrote:My boiler's working perfectly. :(

This is fascinating stuff, feel free to keep banging on about it here. :)
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Post #1611 - Yesterday, 10:37

Aubrey The Cat In The Hat » Fri Oct 23, 2020 9:50 am wrote:
A Worthless Man » Fri Oct 23, 2020 8:06 am wrote:My boiler's working perfectly. :(

This is fascinating stuff, feel free to keep banging on about it here. :)

It's providing both heating and hot water. :cry2:
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Post #1612 - Today, 03:11

Fucking Argos. Useless fucking cunts. Don't say it is in stock when it isn't and I waste time and travel. :grrr:

Letter of complaint sent. :angry:
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Post #1613 - Today, 03:16

Barclays fucking Bank. I received today a letter asking for my patience. They require additional time from the 28 days they promised me to deal with my complaint about paying in a cheque. Absolute cunts. :grrr:
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Post #1614 - Today, 03:20

Aegon. After 3 phone calls and 5 weeks the cunts eventually sent me the form to fill out to cash in my pension. Now I need to send my passport and a certified bank statement to prove who I am.
Utter cunts. :grrr:
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Post #1615 - Today, 03:28

'Temporary' Traffic Lights on the A596 still there between Aspatria and Wigton after more than a year. No work being done to repair the bridge. Apparently Northern Rail and the local council cannot agree who should pay for repairs.
Fucking fix the bridge you useless cunts and stop the daily inconvenience to me and thousands of others you fucking twats. :grrr:
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Post #1616 - Today, 07:20

My expansion vessel diaphragm is in perfect order and the house is toasty warm this morning. :(
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Post #1617 - Today, 07:21

A Worthless Man » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:20 am wrote:My expansion vessel diaphragm is in perfect order and the house is toasty warm this morning. :(

I'm on the edge of my seat here. :huh:
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Post #1618 - Today, 09:27

Happy Jack » Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:11 am wrote:Fucking Argos. Useless fucking cunts. Don't say it is in stock when it isn't and I waste time and travel. :grrr:

Letter of complaint sent. :angry:


Happy Jack wrote:Barclays fucking Bank. I received today a letter asking for my patience. They require additional time from the 28 days they promised me to deal with my complaint about paying in a cheque. Absolute cunts. :grrr:


Happy Jack wrote:Aegon. After 3 phone calls and 5 weeks the cunts eventually sent me the form to fill out to cash in my pension. Now I need to send my passport and a certified bank statement to prove who I am.
Utter cunts. :grrr:


Happy Jack wrote:'Temporary' Traffic Lights on the A596 still there between Aspatria and Wigton after more than a year. No work being done to repair the bridge. Apparently Northern Rail and the local council cannot agree who should pay for repairs.
Fucking fix the bridge you useless cunts and stop the daily inconvenience to me and thousands of others you fucking twats. :grrr:


Did you sleep well, Happy Jack? :laugh:
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Post #1619 - Today, 10:42

StuckupPercy » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:21 am wrote:
A Worthless Man » Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:20 am wrote:My expansion vessel diaphragm is in perfect order and the house is toasty warm this morning. :(

I'm on the edge of my seat here. :huh:

Tonight's the night the clocks go back an hour. This is a wretched time for me because I can't enjoy that last hour of watery sunshine and golden skies for a few more weeks before the real darkness sets in.

Of course there is the glimmer of hope that extra hour will fuck up the timer on my boiler and I'll be back to no heat and no hot water.
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Post #1620 - 53 minutes ago

Even before covid some people theorised that the lack of sunlight played a part in making everyone in Scotland a depressed alcoholic who is lucky to reach 50.
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