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Post #941 - 29 Jun 2019, 21:20

routemaster » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:17 am wrote:Funny you should post that, my last night's meal was confit of duck in peppercorn sauce with creamed mustard potatoes and braised red cabbage. Mrs RM was very upset. :grin:


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Where's the fucking braised red cabbage?
That looks like a pile of shit thrown onto a plate and charged about 20 quid for.
I can just imagine the waiter as he shoves it under your nose:
"There's ya duck and mash, sucker. Wrap ya laughing gear around that, ya mug!!!" :laugh:

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Post #942 - 29 Jun 2019, 21:40

Mushshrooms » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:20 pm wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:17 am wrote:Funny you should post that, my last night's meal was confit of duck in peppercorn sauce with creamed mustard potatoes and braised red cabbage. Mrs RM was very upset. :grin:


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Where's the fucking braised red cabbage?
That looks like a pile of shit thrown onto a plate and charged about 20 quid for.
I can just imagine the waiter:
"There's ya duck and mash, sucker. Wrap ya laughing gear around that, ya mug!!!" :laugh:

The braised red cabbage is behind the upper duck leg, I admitted presentation wasn't their forte.
It was fucking delicious and cost me £13.95.
The waitRESS was delightful, a young ginger haired lass with a cute.... fuck you Mushshrooms. :grrr:
"Enjoy your meal, sir." she purred. :wub:
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Post #943 - 29 Jun 2019, 21:46

btw, what sort of a pissant establishment doesn't provide drink coasters??
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Post #944 - 29 Jun 2019, 21:52

Mushshrooms » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:46 pm wrote:btw, what sort of a pissant establishment doesn't provide drink coasters??

It's a local village pub, you cunt, we were impressed they provided forks. :angry:

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It's on a hill. :zipped:
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Post #945 - 30 Jun 2019, 05:56

routemaster » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:52 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:46 pm wrote:btw, what sort of a pissant establishment doesn't provide drink coasters??

It's a local village pub, you cunt, we were impressed they provided forks. :angry:

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It's on a hill. :zipped:

Someone's dumped an old car on the car park. :angry:
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Post #946 - 30 Jun 2019, 07:26

Chavahoy » Sun Jun 30, 2019 6:56 am wrote:
routemaster » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:52 pm wrote:
Mushshrooms » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:46 pm wrote:btw, what sort of a pissant establishment doesn't provide drink coasters??

It's a local village pub, you cunt, we were impressed they provided forks. :angry:

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It's on a hill. :zipped:

Someone's dumped an old car on the car park. :angry:

That's Molly, you cunt. :angry:

Mrs RM was very pleased that her 15 year old Mini Cooper did the 700 mile round trip without missing a beat. :)
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Post #947 - 30 Jun 2019, 08:29



So's the rotting corpses of fuckheads who tried to climb Mt. Everest.
It ain't much of a feature...........
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Post #948 - 30 Jun 2019, 09:40

routemaster » Sat Jun 29, 2019 10:52 pm wrote:We were impressed they provided forks. :angry:

You can take the boy out of Teesside, but you can't take the Teesside out of the boy. :huh:
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Post #949 - 30 Jun 2019, 13:27

I've written a slightly stroppy or at least pushy email in French to try to negotiate a better deal for a chalet in a French campsite. They want to charge for Saturday-Saturday slots. So I have said if they want us to pay for two weeks when the time we wish to stay equates to one week, then I can look elsewhere.


Cher loueur de chalets français,
Vous volez tous les chattes.

Cordialement,
L'étrange.


It's a shame as the site is very nice, has an outdoor gym, and a farm too, with nice birds to look at in the evenings. : -(
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Post #950 - 03 Jul 2019, 12:05

I applied for a new job, in fact a new career, and as I progressed through the various interviews I was convinced I'd got it. And so I did. I was so chuffed I had six pints and a bottle of red last night to celebrate, but when I went to my new post this morning they sent me home claiming I smelt of drink.

Well they can stick their bus driving job up their fat arses. :grrr:
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Post #951 - 05 Jul 2019, 08:45

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https://metro.co.uk/2019/07/02/shopper- ... -10104915/

A shopper had to be kicked out of Asda by police after becoming enraged about gay pride gnomes, the homophobic cunt. :radged:
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Post #952 - 09 Jul 2019, 00:27

Aside from Routemaster :wanker: residing here (and not just in here,.but in Teesside too. And he likes the Cock-Toes :angry: ) on a near permanent basis, moths are bothering me now.

Circling around my bathroom. I'd swat them, but you're not supposed to do that anymore. You're supposed to 'help them re-locate'. So I shouted, fuck off, cunts! But that didn't work. :radged:

One or two were quite big. I thought they might have a special name for them.i looked up 'big moth', and Texas moths was one of the top results. Maybe Jim has suffered them, like he has suffered with the presence of Routemaster on here.

I really don't know which is worse. :grrr:

Wish a swarm of them would attack Routemaster, when he alights his bus in the morning to drive it to work.
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Post #953 - 09 Jul 2019, 06:12

Sonofsmegma » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:27 am wrote:Aside from Routemaster :wanker: residing here (and not just in here,.but in Teesside too. And he likes the Cock-Toes :angry: ) on a near permanent basis, moths are bothering me now.

Circling around my bathroom. I'd swat them, but you're not supposed to do that anymore. You're supposed to 'help them re-locate'. So I shouted, fuck off, cunts! But that didn't work. :radged:

One or two were quite big. I thought they might have a special name for them.i looked up 'big moth', and Texas moths was one of the top results. Maybe Jim has suffered them, like he has suffered with the presence of Routemaster on here.

I really don't know which is worse. :grrr:

Wish a swarm of them would attack Routemaster, when he alights his bus in the morning to drive it to work.

Sonofsmegma warned for excessive profanity and rambling.

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Post #954 - 09 Jul 2019, 08:13

dannynomates » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:12 am wrote:
Sonofsmegma » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:27 am wrote:Aside from Routemaster :wanker: residing here (and not just in here,.but in Teesside too. And he likes the Cock-Toes :angry: ) on a near permanent basis, moths are bothering me now.

Circling around my bathroom. I'd swat them, but you're not supposed to do that anymore. You're supposed to 'help them re-locate'. So I shouted, fuck off, cunts! But that didn't work. :radged:

One or two were quite big. I thought they might have a special name for them.i looked up 'big moth', and Texas moths was one of the top results. Maybe Jim has suffered them, like he has suffered with the presence of Routemaster on here.

I really don't know which is worse. :grrr:

Wish a swarm of them would attack Routemaster, when he alights his bus in the morning to drive it to work.

Sonofsmegma warned for excessive profanity and rambling.

Dan

And I presume for talking like a cunt. :angry:
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Post #955 - 09 Jul 2019, 08:29

.......a rambling cunt. Most of it was A grade gibberish.
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Post #956 - 09 Jul 2019, 09:58

I've lost my fucking racing pigeon. I bet some cunt's feeding it. :grrr:
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Post #957 - 09 Jul 2019, 17:59

Chavahoy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:58 am wrote:I've lost my fucking racing pigeon. I bet some cunt's feeding it. :grrr:

If anyone finds Chavahoy's lost racing pigeon, this explains what needs to be done with it...

http://www.cookitsimply.com/recipe-0010-01423j.html
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Post #958 - 09 Jul 2019, 19:55

Potty » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:59 pm wrote:
Chavahoy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:58 am wrote:I've lost my fucking racing pigeon. I bet some cunt's feeding it. :grrr:

If anyone finds Chavahoy's lost racing pigeon, this explains what needs to be done with it...

http://www.cookitsimply.com/recipe-0010-01423j.html

:drool:
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Post #959 - 14 Jul 2019, 09:07

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My hospital radio show was not a success. :(
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And Glasto 2015 and that other one from The Sage and a sky-blue vinyl of MES doing the footy results...!

BUY ALL YOUR FOOD WRAPPED IN PLASTIC IF YOU NEED TO

Post #960 - 15 Jul 2019, 06:26

England's victory in the Cricket World Cup has been completely ignored on Dutch TV. :grrr:
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