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Post #221 - 10 Sep 2020, 17:47

Happy Jack » Today, 16:02 wrote:TWO stupid comments I heard listening to the radio this morning.

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A woman talking about her recent bereavement said:
"My Mum was like a Mother figure to me."

R5
Interviewer: "What do you think the odds are for a Brexit free trade deal?"
Lord (Peter) Lilley: "I would say it is 50-50 in favour of a deal."

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I have sent them to Private Eye. I once got a cheque for £10 for a Colemanballs submission. And it made the Christmas compilation book with a cartoon illustration beside it. :)
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Post #222 - 21 Sep 2020, 18:14

I am learning shorthand. Why?
Because I can write faster and in code.
I took delivery of these books today from 1975 with a compliant sexy secretary complete with trimphone. There is a lovely picture of her inside smiling at me sweetly and saying 'Have you read the preface?' :)
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Post #223 - 10 Oct 2020, 08:15

Here is a thing I made:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/00bogt1f9um3c ... 20show.mp3

Feel free to listen to it, but please don't re-distribute to the people at this board because that would completely quash my prospective bigee deals and I must take all pains not to ruin those prospects which admittedly is my burden to bear and I would never grouse about it, no sir.
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Post #224 - 10 Oct 2020, 08:16

Fuck this, you know what you're doing, and you know who you're targeting. And I am fucking sick of it whenever you're allowed back in here. So, again, fuck right off. I'm not interested in talking to you, and I'm not interested in being stereotyped and/or mocked by you again for whatever dumb-ass reasons make you do that.
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Post #225 - 10 Oct 2020, 08:22

JuicyEric is a friend of mine so I've squealed to Conner and Kleenex is going to be banned for a month.

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Post #226 - 10 Oct 2020, 09:30

I have no idea.

What’s going on here? :shrug:
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Post #227 - 10 Oct 2020, 09:32

Steve70nearly » Sat Oct 10, 2020 10:30 am wrote:I have no idea.

What’s going on here? :shrug:

This has been going on for years and I don't think it should be tolerated any further.

Steve70nearly warned for not having a clue.

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Post #228 - 07 Jan 2021, 20:23

Mrs RM and RM Jnr are playing Scrabble.

RM Jnr is struggling to get rid of his X and Z...

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