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Post #181 - 19 May 2020, 19:17

Divveygoodmod » Tue May 19, 2020 8:06 pm wrote:
academichibernian » Tue May 19, 2020 8:03 pm wrote:Potty's avatar has disappeared and he seems to now be a guest. What's that about then? :shrug:

He told me on Twitter that he thinks that you're a cunt.

Ah well, he was pissing everyone off with his antagonisms, so let's hope the cunt stays away. I never liked him.
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Post #182 - 19 May 2020, 19:41

academichibernian » Tue May 19, 2020 8:17 pm wrote:
Divveygoodmod » Tue May 19, 2020 8:06 pm wrote:
academichibernian » Tue May 19, 2020 8:03 pm wrote:Potty's avatar has disappeared and he seems to now be a guest. What's that about then? :shrug:

He told me on Twitter that he thinks that you're a cunt.

Ah well, he was pissing everyone off with his antagonisms, so let's hope the cunt stays away. I never liked him.

Fuck you, you jock cunt. :grrr:
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Post #183 - 19 May 2020, 19:46

Does anyone want to hear my story about attending a Dukla Prague home game a few years ago and being forcibly ejected from the ground at half-time?

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Probably not.

I need to write all this down they say. My social worker AND my tattooist AND my probation officer have all said the same in recent years. I always answer that I don't have time to do that because I have more things to do. And anyway what for? To entertain people when I am dead? Fuck that. Get your own interesting lives. :wanker:
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Post #184 - 19 May 2020, 20:04

Happy Jack » Tue May 19, 2020 8:46 pm wrote:Does anyone want to hear my story about attending a Dukla Prague home game a few years ago and being forcibly ejected from the ground at half-time?

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Probably not.

I need to write all this down they say. My social worker AND my tattooist AND my probation officer have all said the same in recent years. I always answer that I don't have time to do that because I have more things to do. And anyway what for? To entertain people when I am dead? Fuck that. Get your own interesting lives. :wanker:

Have you got terrible woodworm or are you shit at darts? :wtf:
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Post #185 - 19 May 2020, 20:35

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Post #186 - 19 May 2020, 20:36

routemaster » 27 minutes ago wrote:
Happy Jack » Tue May 19, 2020 8:46 pm wrote:Does anyone want to hear my story about attending a Dukla Prague home game a few years ago and being forcibly ejected from the ground at half-time?

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Probably not.

I need to write all this down they say. My social worker AND my tattooist AND my probation officer have all said the same in recent years. I always answer that I don't have time to do that because I have more things to do. And anyway what for? To entertain people when I am dead? Fuck that. Get your own interesting lives. :wanker:

Have you got terrible woodworm or are you shit at darts? :wtf:


It's my step kids and women who are a bit pissed who are shit at darts and think it is a laugh. I am very good at darts. :huh:
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Post #187 - 30 May 2020, 12:11

I am going to become a Rastafarian.

Can white people become Rastafarians?

AS RASTAFARIANISM has no official dogma and no formal 'church', there is no conversion process. The nearest thing to a church that Rastas have is the Twelve Tribes of Israel Church, which is multi-racial and will accept anyone, without a ceremony, who recognises Haile Selassie I to be one of a long line of prophets. Although it is possible to be a 'cleanface, baldhead' Rasta, most Rastafarians follow the Nazarites in that they do not use combs or razors (hence beard and dreadlocks) and do not practise any sort of body piercing or tattooing. Also, most Rastafarians follow some or all of the Pentateuchal dietary laws and live lives not dissimilar to Orthodox Jews. The use of marijuana is not as widespread as the media would like us to believe and alcohol is almost invariably not taken. Belief in H. I. M. Haile Selassie as God Himself has taken a blow recently as the Lion of Judah's body has been found. Many Rastas will choose not to believe this, as God can never die and 'Jah live'. Many see Ras Tafari as the final prophet following Jesus, Mohammed, etc., before the fall of Babylon. This illustrates the wide range of belief among Rastas. Therefore, to become a Rasta, one must believe Haile Selassie to be at least a prophet descended from Solomon, practise a pious lifestyle and be righteous, but most importantly gain acceptance among a group of believing Rastafarians. This is not as difficult as it seems for a white person. To find out how to live as a Rasta, just ask one of us.
Ras Mikey Simeon, Manchester.

Where the fuck am I going to find one in rural Cumbria? :(
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Post #188 - 04 Jun 2020, 09:17

I have written a poem, I think it rhymes correctly. :)


I had a chicken naga,
Washed down with lots of lager.
Unwell, I took a lozenge,
And now my shit's turned orange.
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Post #189 - 05 Jun 2020, 15:36

I apologise for sounding off about racism and the slave trade on another thread. I got a bit pissed and I was angry thinking about some of the racist cunts at work.

This forum is a good place to let off some steam and, as this thread's strapline states, 'Post any old shite' :whistle:

Now for a beer. :drink:

Have a good weekend everyone. You cunts. :finger:
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Post #190 - 05 Jun 2020, 19:37

Happy Jack » Fri Jun 05, 2020 4:36 pm wrote:I apologise for sounding off about racism and the slave trade on another thread. I got a bit pissed and I was angry thinking about some of the racist cunts at work.

This forum is a good place to let off some steam and, as this thread's strapline states, 'Post any old shite' :whistle:

Now for a beer. :drink:

Have a good weekend everyone. You cunts. :finger:

Happy Jack warned for letting off steam on my forum and excessive profanity.

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Post #191 - 14 Jun 2020, 22:30

I wish I was dead. I'm sad I've got my son. It means I have to get on with life. For him. Otherwise, I would never have had the little cunt. He's my responsibility.
I will not take my life because all of my insurance policies will be invalid. Hopefully, I will get a quick-acting cancer soon. And die. This is all about me, fuck our Lucian..
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Post #192 - 15 Jun 2020, 01:55

FriedBurger » Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:30 pm wrote:I wish I was dead. I'm sad I've got my son. It means I have to get on with life. For him. Otherwise, I would never have had the little cunt. He's my responsibility.
I will not take my life because all of my insurance policies will be invalid. Hopefully, I will get a quick-acting cancer soon. And die. This is all about me, fuck our Lucian..


And a cheery hello to you as well. :wave:
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Post #193 - 12 Jul 2020, 04:45

I am planning a trip.
Go to Handsworth armed with a copy of 'Tribute To The Martyrs' LP and a Sharpie pen.
Track down the members of Steel Pulse. 'I know them. Dem good guys' I was told in a market near the train station in Birmingham.
I will start there.
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Post #194 - 12 Jul 2020, 06:10

Happy Jack » Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:45 am wrote:I am planning a trip.
Go to Handswoth armed with a copy of 'Tribute To The Martyrs' LP and a Shapie pen.
Track down the members of Steel Pulse. 'I know them. Dem good guys' I was told in a market near the train station in Birmingham.
I will start there.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/m ... d-14223324

What could possibly go wrong? :huh:
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Post #195 - 12 Jul 2020, 10:20

StuckupPercy » Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:10 am wrote:
Happy Jack » Sun Jul 12, 2020 5:45 am wrote:I am planning a trip.
Go to Handswoth armed with a copy of 'Tribute To The Martyrs' LP and a Shapie pen.
Track down the members of Steel Pulse. 'I know them. Dem good guys' I was told in a market near the train station in Birmingham.
I will start there.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/m ... d-14223324

What could possibly go wrong? :huh:

He could bump into Musical Youth for a start. :thinking:
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Post #196 - 12 Jul 2020, 15:02

Hasndsworth here I come. I shall wear my Black Lives Matter t-shirt.
You honkys are scared of the black man. I will embrace him. :)
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Post #197 - 12 Jul 2020, 15:53

Happy Jack » Sun Jul 12, 2020 4:02 pm wrote:Hasndsworth here I come. I shall wear my Black Lives Matter t-shirt.
You honkys are scared of the black man. I will embrace him. :)

Good luck. Here's the pub.

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...and the butchers. :)

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Post #198 - 12 Jul 2020, 18:39

examples of their debating strategy
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Post #199 - 15 Jul 2020, 20:18

im posting on a computer in my local library bcs my old woman stole my galaxy samsung x7 and i only now have an old flip top fone with no interwebs.

and who gives a fuck about eleni, whats kay up to these days thats what i want to know. ?

this library in illinois is cool, i have some porn books and one about pirates , @aubrey the twat in the hat would like it here.

i only get an hour here so i lit a ciggie , but got told off by a 16 year old librarian so im going to abuse her now. she says i need to wear a mask but fuck that, how can i smoke my ciggie with a mask on?

that was a typo obvs , i meant 15 year old. see you next week xx
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Post #200 - 16 Jul 2020, 06:51

righthard » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:18 pm wrote:im posting on a computer in my local library bcs my old woman stole my galaxy samsung x7 and i only now have an old flip top fone with no interwebs.

and who gives a fuck about eleni, whats kay up to these days thats what i want to know. ?

this library in illinois is cool, i have some porn books and one about pirates , @aubrey the twat in the hat would like it here.

i only get an hour here so i lit a ciggie , but got told off by a 16 year old librarian so im going to abuse her now. she says i need to wear a mask but fuck that, how can i smoke my ciggie with a mask on?

that was a typo obvs , i meant 15 year old. see you next week xx

They're partly funded by one of Cock foundations.

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