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Post #161 - 07 Jun 2019, 10:31

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I fell over in the street on my way home from work last night. I remembered this quote from Viz as people walked around me. :mellow:
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Post #162 - 26 Jun 2019, 09:16

Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near your anus.

The world will end when your anus blows.

Every night I look at the sky I wonder how someone can penetrate your anus.
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Post #163 - 04 Aug 2019, 00:02

The most popular brand of condoms in China, on sale by the till at every corner shop, is called Jissblock. I shit ye not, but that's another story....
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Post #164 - 09 Aug 2019, 13:30

I always thought dannynomates was a cunt.
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Post #165 - 23 Sep 2019, 09:19

There's a new bloke at work who's surname is an anagram of anagram. :)
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Post #166 - 23 Sep 2019, 09:20

StuckupPercy » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:19 am wrote:There's a new bloke at work who's surname is an anagram of anagram. :)

Nagaram?
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Post #167 - 23 Sep 2019, 09:24

Steve70nearly » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:20 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:19 am wrote:There's a new bloke at work who's surname is an anagram of anagram. :)

Nagaram?

Ragaman?
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Post #168 - 23 Sep 2019, 10:34

Buys Curios » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:24 am wrote:
Steve70nearly » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:20 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:19 am wrote:There's a new bloke at work who's surname is an anagram of anagram. :)

Nagaram?

Ragaman?

Mrngaaa?
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Post #169 - 23 Sep 2019, 12:07

Del Boy » Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:34 am wrote:
Buys Curios » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:24 am wrote:
Steve70nearly » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:20 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:19 am wrote:There's a new bloke at work who's surname is an anagram of anagram. :)

Nagaram?

Ragaman?

Mrngaaa?

Anagram?
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Post #170 - 27 Dec 2019, 22:47

Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:
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Post #171 - 27 Dec 2019, 22:59

routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

I hope you said yes. :devil:
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Post #172 - 27 Dec 2019, 23:07

Greasy Roads » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:59 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

I hope you said yes. :devil:

I told him to fuck off of course. :angry:
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Post #173 - 28 Dec 2019, 02:15

:wanker:
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Post #174 - 28 Dec 2019, 08:22

routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

It's unusual for someone to ask before robbing you in Guisborough. :huh:
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Post #175 - 28 Dec 2019, 11:13

StuckupPercy » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:22 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

It's unusual for someone to ask before robbing you in Guisborough. :huh:

It was obviously a wrong number, you thick cunt. Probably somewhere less salubrious like Altrincham. :wanker:
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Post #176 - 28 Dec 2019, 11:17

routemaster » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:13 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:22 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

It's unusual for someone to ask before robbing you in Guisborough. :huh:

It was obviously a wrong number, you thick cunt. Probably somewhere less salubrious like Altrincham. :wanker:

Could it have been a joke?

Dan
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Post #177 - 28 Dec 2019, 11:22

dannynomates » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:17 am wrote:
routemaster » Sat Dec 28, 2019 10:13 am wrote:
StuckupPercy » Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:22 am wrote:
routemaster » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:47 pm wrote:Some cunt called James just texted asking if he could rob some tea bags off me. :lol:

It's unusual for someone to ask before robbing you in Guisborough. :huh:

It was obviously a wrong number, you thick cunt. Probably somewhere less salubrious like Altrincham. :wanker:

Could it have been a joke?

Dan

What do you know about jokes? It could have been a cunt, possibly one from the West Midlands or Texas. :angry:
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Post #178 - 28 Dec 2019, 12:44

I've long thought that it be mandatory that phones have the ability to send an electric jolt back to the caller when a person, minding his or her own business, is interrupted by a robo-call, or a person delivering an abusive message, or - as in this instance - a jerkwad who has no reason to be using a phone in the first place. :)
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Post #179 - 19 May 2020, 20:03

Potty's avatar has disappeared and he seems to now be a guest. What's that about then? :shrug:
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Post #180 - 19 May 2020, 20:06

academichibernian » Tue May 19, 2020 8:03 pm wrote:Potty's avatar has disappeared and he seems to now be a guest. What's that about then? :shrug:

He told me on Twitter that he thinks that you're a cunt.
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