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Post #1 - 19 Jan 2018, 08:41

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Slushdaughter and I were having a walk along the river when we saw these two swans having a fight. Having grabbed a photo I realised that the one was in danger of drowning so we grabbed whatever came to hand and started throwing it at the other one. Luckily I was able to hit in the head with half a house brick which sorted it. As he floated lifelessly away instead of looking even slightly grateful the other one hissed at us and swam off alongside the other one's body. I don't know why I bother sometimes. :angry:
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Post #2 - 19 Jan 2018, 08:44

:drool:
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Post #3 - 23 Jan 2018, 14:53

Peeps might recall Slushdaughter's post uni year off when she travelled round the Far East, followed by last years sabbatical when she explored India. She's now gone off on her gap year to tour Russia and she's sent me a photo of her first day there, aclimatising to the harsh winter conditions there.

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The good news is I've not had to pay a penny for this, it was all self funded from her nights working in Bangkok. :clap:
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Post #4 - 23 Jan 2018, 15:11

Nice rack. :drool:

May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. :)
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Post #5 - 23 Jan 2018, 16:26

Butch Cassady, Jan 23 2018, 03:11:25 PM wrote:Nice rack. :drool:

May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. :)
Don't say I didn't warn you Butch Cassady, I've squealed to Connor as I can enforce no further punishment myself.

To the rest of you, I'm taking this constant sexism seriously now, further flouting of the board rules on this matter will be dealt with in the firmest possible way.

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Post #6 - 23 Jan 2018, 16:43

Right, Butch Cassady suspended for an hour and warning level reset to zero.

He has a point, that Richard's got a lovely pair of Earthas.
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Post #7 - 23 Jan 2018, 16:56

Thank you Connor, that'll put a stop to his vile posts. :clap:

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Post #8 - 02 Feb 2018, 11:35

Some shots of our recent day out in Whitby and the North York Moors. :wub:


Looks like routemaster was working an early.
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Slushson sporting his new blonde hair having fun with the gulls.
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We called this one Gazza.
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Off up onto the moors.
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I drive a BMW by the way.
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The pub seems to have fallen into disrepair.
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I congratulated the bar girl om her grasp of the pump.
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We headed for Saltburn but it started to rain.
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So back to Whitby for fish and chips, where we bumped into several celebrities.
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Post #9 - 08 Feb 2018, 00:25

Slushdaughter has returned from Russia early, poor girl is spent out and the dating websites are full of ladies from Osersk, with whom she can't compete. :(

In a typical show of generosity, here she is in Swindon today offering her last bag of crisps to a chap who's desperate for food and has only a Sports Direct bag to his name. :heart:

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Post #10 - 08 Feb 2018, 07:36

Slushy, Feb 8 2018, 12:25:38 AM wrote:Slushdaughter has returned from Russia early, poor girl is spent out and the dating websites are full of ladies from Osersk, with whom she can't compete. :(

In a typical show of generosity, here she is in Swindon today offering her last bag of crisps to a chap who's desperate for food and has only a Sports Direct bag to his name. :heart:

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Broken Britain. :angry:
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Post #11 - 08 Feb 2018, 09:05

Mr. Martial, Feb 8 2018, 07:36:40 AM wrote:
Slushy, Feb 8 2018, 12:25:38 AM wrote:Slushdaughter has returned from Russia early, poor girl is spent out and the dating websites are full of ladies from Osersk, with whom she can't compete. :(

In a typical show of generosity, here she is in Swindon today offering her last bag of crisps to a chap who's desperate for food and has only a Sports Direct bag to his name. :heart:

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Broken Britain. :angry:
Bought about by the fucking Tories and their capitalist dictatorship. :grrr:
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Post #12 - 08 Feb 2018, 09:16

I was reflecting on my walk around Swindon yesterday how much great stuff is on your doorstep that you don't appreciate.

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The Tower of Brunel

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The Hanging Baskets of Babbington

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The Double Helix of Carfax

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The Lighthouse of Alexandra Road

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The Statue of Vavoom at the Bus Station

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The Cathedral of St Zvlkx (site of)

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The Elgin Llamas

So there we are, the Seven Wonders of Swindon.
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Post #13 - 24 Feb 2018, 23:52

We're in Cornwall this week. :heart:


The A30 was impressively quiet today.
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Great to see they've finally revamped the Fistral Hotel in Newquay.
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Our clifftop cottage. :wub:
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Dinner out at Rick Stein's Fish & Chip shop in Falmouth, we got to sit with the fellow too. I left the chips obvs, but at £22.95 a portion, good value imo. :clap:
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Post #14 - 01 Mar 2018, 11:54

Our trip to Cornwall has sadly been cut short, due to the red snow alert. I was prepared to sit it out but Mrs Slushy has trouble with her knees at the best of times, so reluctantly I agreed we'd set off for home. :(


First though, a final visit to our favourite watering hole. The name of the pub always made Mrs Slushy giggle, I don't know why.
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They had a delightful barmaid and I congratulated her on her grip of the glass. :heart:
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Then her hubby came in and she gave him a glass of her cider, we sat and chatted with him for a while.
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"When in Rome" I always say, I managed to drink five or six of these. At £6.90 a pint, they were excellent value.
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Those few ciders meant I was perfectly OK to drive, so we set off ahead of the incoming storm, stopping off at the Co-Op in St Austell for some traditional pasties.
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Coming out of the shop, the weather had taken a turn for the worse.
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Oh shit...
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Post #15 - 02 Mar 2018, 14:15

It's no use, we can't get the hire car out of St Austell, we have to stay at least another night. :D
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St Austell is a grim place, a bit like Teesside.
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Luckily we chance upon a pub in the swirling blizzard.
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The barman looks a strange type, almost too friendly. I order a few pints and congratulate him for his grip on Cousin Jack.
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We decide to stay here as the weather worsens outside.

I doubt we'll get much sleep tonight. :shake:
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Post #16 - 13 Mar 2018, 09:14

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I was out for a walk yesterday when I came across this disgusting fly-tipping site. I don't know how people can ruin the countryside like this. :swear:
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Post #17 - 13 Mar 2018, 09:16

Slushy, Mar 13 2018, 09:14:56 AM wrote:Image

I was out for a walk yesterday when I came across this disgusting fly-tipping site. I don't know how people can ruin the countryside like this. :swear:
Could you PM me where that is? I'll go and pick it up in the van as I reckon I've got some punters who'll pay a lot of money for it.
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Post #18 - 17 Apr 2018, 21:31

Out in my park earlier today, I spotted this tree looking sadly forlorn. :(

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I shall instruct my groundsman to dispose of it in the morning, this is Swindon not fucking Sheffield. :angry:
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Post #19 - 17 Apr 2018, 21:34

Making sense for a change. :)

edit: WTF happened to routemaster's post? :angry:
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Post #20 - 17 Apr 2018, 21:39

Country Bloke, Apr 17 2018, 09:34:23 PM wrote:Making sense for a change. :)

edit: WTF happened to routemaster's post? :angry:
Some cunt's removed it. :grrr:





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