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Post #41 - 21 Jun 2018, 22:17

Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
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Post #42 - 21 Jun 2018, 22:39

Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:
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Post #43 - 21 Jun 2018, 22:52

Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
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Post #44 - 22 Jun 2018, 07:02

Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:52:43 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
Not such a tree-hugger after all then? :angry:
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Post #45 - 22 Jun 2018, 09:12

StickupPercy, Jun 22 2018, 07:02:22 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:52:43 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
Not such a tree-hugger after all then? :angry:
I was back to the cat not the fucking pot plant which he's over watered. :swear:
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Post #46 - 24 Jun 2018, 08:00

Potty, Jun 22 2018, 09:12:54 AM wrote:
StickupPercy, Jun 22 2018, 07:02:22 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:52:43 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
Not such a tree-hugger after all then? :angry:
I was back to the cat not the fucking pot plant which he's over watered. :swear:
It's not over-watered do you think it could be pot bound?
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Post #47 - 24 Jun 2018, 09:05

Greasy Roads, Jun 24 2018, 08:00:46 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 22 2018, 09:12:54 AM wrote:
StickupPercy, Jun 22 2018, 07:02:22 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:52:43 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
Not such a tree-hugger after all then? :angry:
I was back to the cat not the fucking pot plant which he's over watered. :swear:
It's not over-watered do you think it could be pot bound?
I don't know, I'm not fucking Monty Don. :rolleyes:
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Post #48 - 24 Jun 2018, 09:09

Potty, Jun 24 2018, 09:05:59 AM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 24 2018, 08:00:46 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 22 2018, 09:12:54 AM wrote:
StickupPercy, Jun 22 2018, 07:02:22 AM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:52:43 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 10:39:09 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 10:17:51 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 09:40:15 PM wrote:
Potty, Jun 21 2018, 09:15:55 PM wrote:
Greasy Roads, Jun 21 2018, 07:13:30 AM wrote:Image

George has brought an egg in for his breakfast. :)

I hope the little cunt hasn't had that out of a tree? :angry:

It was technically more of a shrub I think. :)

Trees, shrubs, it amounts to the same. Fucking cats like yours are systematically ruining and killing off innocent trees and foliage with their insistence of climbing them. By nicking eggs, a trait no better than Starsky Jalfrezi's, your cat is technically acting illegally as theft of eggs from nests is a criminal offence. Your amusement of your feline cunt's retrieval of said eggs only goes to show what an uncaring bastard you are and I hope the full force of the law can convict you for your ignorance of looking after our natural habitats.

The plant on the left needs a bit of water btw.
George was just following his instincts.

I've just looked at the plant and the soil is damp. Do you have any other suggestions? :mellow:

Exterminate. :angry:
Not such a tree-hugger after all then? :angry:
I was back to the cat not the fucking pot plant which he's over watered. :swear:
It's not over-watered do you think it could be pot bound?
I don't know, I'm not fucking Monty Don. :rolleyes:
Maybe Amey can sort it out. :)
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Post #50 - 26 Jun 2018, 10:52

^^ Ooh that's a lovely story Aubs, I wish my Pinky would come back, she got spooked by one of next doors feral toms and ran away years ago. :cry2:


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Post #51 - 29 Jun 2018, 07:16

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Why can't George drink from a bowl like a normal cat? :(
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Post #52 - 29 Jun 2018, 19:42

Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:16 am wrote:Image

Why can't George drink from a bowl like a normal cat? :(


Probably because you left no water in his bowl you heartless cunt. :angry:

Oh and that towel needs replacing, it's very threadbare. :rolleyes:
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Post #53 - 29 Jun 2018, 20:12

routemaster » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:42 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:16 am wrote:Image

Why can't George drink from a bowl like a normal cat? :(


Probably because you left no water in his bowl you heartless cunt. :angry:

Oh and that towel needs replacing, it's very threadbare. :rolleyes:
It's nearly fucking new. :angry:
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Post #54 - 29 Jun 2018, 20:31

Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:12 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:42 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:16 am wrote:Image

Why can't George drink from a bowl like a normal cat? :(


Probably because you left no water in his bowl you heartless cunt. :angry:

Oh and that towel needs replacing, it's very threadbare. :rolleyes:
It's nearly fucking new. :angry:

You want to take it back to Poundland then you tightwad cunt. :grrr:
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Post #55 - 30 Jun 2018, 06:05

routemaster » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:31 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 9:12 pm wrote:
routemaster » Fri Jun 29, 2018 7:42 pm wrote:
Greasy Roads » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:16 am wrote:Image

Why can't George drink from a bowl like a normal cat? :(


Probably because you left no water in his bowl you heartless cunt. :angry:

Oh and that towel needs replacing, it's very threadbare. :rolleyes:
It's nearly fucking new. :angry:

You want to take it back to Poundland then you tightwad cunt. :grrr:

I don't shop at Poundland you cunt, I got it at Matalan. :angry:
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Post #56 - 08 Jul 2018, 07:46

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I'm starting to suspect that the old lady next door may have been feeding my Tiddles. :(
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Post #57 - 14 Jul 2018, 07:57

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It's George's first birthday today. I'm not sure it was a good idea giving him champagne for breakfast. :(
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Post #58 - 14 Jul 2018, 21:45

Greasy Roads » Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:57 am wrote:Image

It's George's first birthday today. I'm not sure it was a good idea giving him champagne for breakfast. :(

He's lovely Greasy but I'm afraid you're talking bollocks, cats won't touch alcohol. :rolleyes:


Oh OK, Aubrey might...

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Post #59 - 18 Oct 2018, 20:17

Poor Moisty, stuck outside in the rain.

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Post #60 - 20 Oct 2018, 07:45

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George has brought me in a live mouse. :angry:
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